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    Posted: 11 Dec 2014 at 5:53pm


The stereotypes in this are unreal.
Dumb dad, bitch wife, dipsh*t kid.

Even their brains are full of stereotyped gumby-looking motherf**kers. A whiny fat blue c*nt and a red square-headed asshole. Yeah! Way to go modern world! We're really making progress now! Woo!!!!

Who would want to watch this brainwash crap? Pixar might as well hand out pacifiers in the theater while they're at it. Angry
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My life changed when I quit watching cartoons.
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Nothing like a good rant to cleanse the soul. Bravo!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Dec 2014 at 6:15pm

I would've gotten maybe 10 seconds into that trailer before I switched the channel.  And that's only because it takes about that long to reach over, grab the remote, press the button, and wait a second or two for the TV to respond.


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I don't know why, but the line 'whiny fat blue c**t' cracked me up.

Perhaps because it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, actually, now that I think about it.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Dec 2014 at 1:23am
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay?

WTF was that $%&t!?

That crap was stupid!

Toy Story 3 was great, Up was great, Cars 1 & 2 were tolerable even funny.

This is just stupid. I hope they cancel it!
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The Inside Out travesty shows that Pixar executives have lost their damn minds and need to get their sanity back. That is all.
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I'm obviously showing my age but I absolutely cannot watch computer animation without getting a headache. The movements are too stiff and the colors too harsh. I agree with a friend of mine who said "computer animation has no soul"! And do they ALWAYS have to have celebrity voices? Back in the good old days they sometimes used celebrities (like Judy Garland in "Gay Purree") but usually the employed voice specialists like Paul Frees, Daws Butler and Mel Blanc for their TALENTS not their fame
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Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

I don't know why, but the line 'whiny fat blue c**t' cracked me up.

Perhaps because it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, actually, now that I think about it.

Your ex was a Smurf?
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Reminds me of the Numbskulls in the old Beezer, Beano and Dandy books. This cartoon is from the 1960s! Yes, even with Pixar, there is nothing new under the sun. I think the Numbskulls did it better too.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

I don't know why, but the line 'whiny fat blue c**t' cracked me up.

Perhaps because it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, actually, now that I think about it.

Your ex was a Smurf?


She might as well have been, absolutely.
She'd bitch until she was blue in the face.
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That makes for an interesting question:  If Smurfette bitched that much, what color would her face change to?  LOL

I'd bet that the test groups were insulted by this garbage, and decided to get even:  "Hey, let's eff with Pixar and tell them we all loved this movie idea!" (And thus it got the green light to be made...)  Wink
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We should all know by now that TV and Movie's soul purpose is to stroke a woman's ego.
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I'd argue that Smurfette's face would probably change to a normal skin-tone, if she bitched as much as my ex. I still have yet to understand how somebody can complain so much and so long, yet not suffocate on their own tongue.

Glad I dodged that bullet though. I kind of feel like I caught the last train out of Hiroshima.
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Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

I'd argue that Smurfette's face would probably change to a normal skin-tone, if she bitched as much as my ex. I still have yet to understand how somebody can complain so much and so long, yet not suffocate on their own tongue.

Glad I dodged that bullet though. I kind of feel like I caught the last train out of Hiroshima.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Feb 2015 at 11:12pm
Ugh a movie about people who are clueless about each others feelings! Yyyyyyeah,stereotype much? Pass me the popcorn!
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