Please help the CIH Forums by disabling AdBlock Plus on this page.
Forum Home Forum Home :: Commercials You Hate! :: Television / Streaming Ads
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Peloton- Our Kind of Joy (video)
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Peloton- Our Kind of Joy (video)

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  123>
Author
Message
aka ron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 29478
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Peloton- Our Kind of Joy (video)
    Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 7:27am
SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!


I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Back to Top
Sponsored Links



Back to Top
tikibagger View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 12 Dec 2014
Location: AZ
Status: Offline
Points: 2599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 3:23pm
So NOT a gift...
...Relax in yer PUPPY Pants....
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 4:16pm
Oh Gawd... it never occurred to me until now that this Christmas season we're going to be under constant assault by this stinking Peloton pollution.

Looks like Peloton Christmas commercials are the new Garmin Christmas commercials.

Remember a few years ago when we complained about every other Christmas commercial having those soft, gentle, lilting female choir voices singing"Give-a give-a give-a Garmin"?

This new Peloton garbage, featuring obnoxious, fitness obsessed, hollering jackasses, is already making me yearn for those days.

Dead

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 58413
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Nov 2019 at 8:56am
They were doing this last year.  I don't remember if it was Peloton, but the husband buys his wife some exercise machine and hides it in the shed.  Wife finds it, and uses it before Christmas.  Then she has to act surprised when she finds it under the tree on Christmas day.  "How did you know?", she says.
 
 
 
Back to Top
aka ron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 29478
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Nov 2019 at 9:31am
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Back to Top
Dunestrider View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 30 Dec 2014
Location: Furnessville
Status: Offline
Points: 119
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (2) Thanks(2)   Quote Dunestrider Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 1:42am
She must be a narcissist if you take continuous video selfies...
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (4) Thanks(4)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 2:03am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

<<crappy Peloton commercial>>

So, she says that a year ago she didn't know how much this would change her, but a year later she looks exactly like she did at the beginning of the commercial, supposedly a year earlier.

Since she wasn't the slightest bit overweight to begin with, WTF was the point of getting her the world's most expensive exercise bicycle???

Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic, selfie obsessed ding-a-ling a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass far away and never return.

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
usmaak View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 23 Dec 2014
Location: CO
Status: Offline
Points: 1558
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 2:42am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

<<crappy Peloton commercial>>

So, she says that a year ago she didn't know how much this would change her, but a year later she looks exactly like she did at the beginning of the commercial, supposedly a year earlier.

Since she wasn't the slightest bit overweight to begin with, WTF was the point of getting her the world's most expensive exercise bicycle???

Her dumbass husband should have bought the nauseating, narcissistic, selfie obsessed ding-a-ling a real bicycle so she could peddle her ass far away and never return.

Wow.  What a total and complete idiot she is.
Back to Top
verminstew View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive


Joined: 21 May 2008
Location: Charm City, MD
Status: Offline
Points: 804
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote verminstew Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 11:44pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


This f**kin commercial is everything that is wrong with America todayDead
Back to Top
!Tommy View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 22 Aug 2013
Location: Michigan
Status: Offline
Points: 784
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote !Tommy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 12:31am
Originally posted by Dunestrider Dunestrider wrote:

She must be a narcissist if you take continuous video selfies...


She's a tried and true smartphoner slut and has to prove it. I'd love to shove that phone straight up her ass and see if she's smiling then.


I'm so sick of these Peleton commercials where they show the people who have all of three ounces to lose before they're officially perfect.

Why the hell are you spending so damn much money on a Peleton when she's so skinny as it is? Obviously she doesn't NEED a grossly overpriced stationary bike because she's not overweight by any means. If anything, that dumbass husband of hers should buy her some food so she doesn't look anorexic after a Peleton bike ride.
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 8570
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 6:56am
He probably likes that 'body-builder' look...
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 2:07pm
So, I was curious to see if there was anyone else out there who finds these metrosexual dipsh*t ads as silly and nauseating as we do.

Happened upon this rather amusing piece about a Twitter campaign dedicated to mocking them.

It's pretty funny, so check it out...

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 2:14pm
Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 2:26pm
Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
aka ron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 29478
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 5:09pm
^ LOL
Pretty much the same things said here for years now.  Emaciated rich chicks riding her Peloton like it has a sybian (Evil Smile look it up!) for a seat!

Peloton offers a Basics Package with its exercise bicycle that costs $2,245, or $58 per month at a zero percent annual percentage rate. The package includes the bike and a one-year limited warranty. All packages include delivery and assembly, which, according to the company's website, would typically cost $250.Sep 26, 2019



I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Back to Top
usmaak View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 23 Dec 2014
Location: CO
Status: Offline
Points: 1558
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Nov 2019 at 5:47pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^ LOL
Pretty much the same things said here for years now.  Emaciated rich chicks riding her Peloton like it has a sybian (Evil Smile look it up!) for a seat!

Peloton offers a Basics Package with its exercise bicycle that costs $2,245, or $58 per month at a zero percent annual percentage rate. The package includes the bike and a one-year limited warranty. All packages include delivery and assembly, which, according to the company's website, would typically cost $250.Sep 26, 2019



And let's not forget the $39/month membership that is required to use the bike as anything other than just another dumb exercise bike/doorstop/clothes drying rack.  And I hate their website design.  They should all be driven off a cliff for that.
Back to Top
Fang View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Location: Dayton Ohio
Status: Offline
Points: 401
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Fang Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Nov 2019 at 10:47pm
The only folks I can imagine owning a Peloton are the same folks who make their living posting crap on Instagram all day.

Only an "Instagram Influencer" would take the time to make a day-by-day video of her so-called "progress" over the course of a year. Wink
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Nov 2019 at 1:28am
The Peloton company is obviously going out of its way to appeal to the kind of douchebags most normal people can't stand.
Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
aka ron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 29478
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Nov 2019 at 5:26pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Oh Gawd... it never occurred to me until now that this Christmas season we're going to be under constant assault by this stinking Peloton pollution.

Looks like Peloton Christmas commercials are the new Garmin Christmas commercials.

Remember a few years ago when we complained about every other Christmas commercial having those soft, gentle, lilting female choir voices singing"Give-a give-a give-a Garmin"?

This new Peloton garbage, featuring obnoxious, fitness obsessed, hollering jackasses, is already making me yearn for those days.

Dead

The wife bought me a Garmin many years ago, a satellite guided mapping system. I actually used it a couple of years ago when they shut down the only bridge across the river. They have all sorts of crazy new products out now. (My iSpot search)


I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Back to Top
aka ron View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: WI
Status: Offline
Points: 29478
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Nov 2019 at 5:48pm

Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa


Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 50254
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Nov 2019 at 6:26pm
One of these days they'll probably have holographic images that seem to stand or kneel on or float above the hood of your vehicle, looking around and back at you as it speaks and points to the left and right directing you where to turn, stop, etc.



"Turn that way."

Just watch.

Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
Back to Top
usmaak View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 23 Dec 2014
Location: CO
Status: Offline
Points: 1558
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Nov 2019 at 7:37pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa


Garmin DriveSmart™ 65 with Amazon Alexa
Like I'd trust Alexa not to drive me off the nearest cliff.
Back to Top
jnoble View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 24 Jun 2012
Location: NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 458
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jnoble Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Nov 2019 at 11:28pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

The Peloton company is obviously going out of its way to appeal to the kind of douchebags most normal people can't stand.


Why, you can't relate to super attractive super rich people who apparently don't work and spend all day working up a sweat on their overpriced bikes in the middle of their 5 million dollar estate? Wink
Back to Top
CaptainErnie View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 28 Feb 2012
Location: Connecticut
Status: Offline
Points: 1570
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CaptainErnie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Nov 2019 at 1:13am
So I guess hubby would rather "watch" wifey get all hot and bothered on a stationary bike than man up and take care of her needs himself.
And wifey is happy she doesn't have to wake up with that taste in her mouth.
Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
Back to Top
Zach6848 View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 19 Sep 2010
Location: Amishland, Ohio
Status: Offline
Points: 764
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (3) Thanks(3)   Quote Zach6848 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Nov 2019 at 8:27am
These are legitimately some of the most insufferable god damn commercials I've ever seen. A stationary bike is a f**king stationary bike. You could find a serviceable stationary bike at pretty much any thrift store, garage/yard sale or swap meet and most likely for dirt cheap. People are ALWAYS trying to get rid of these things once the New Year's resolution wears off and they decide they like cheeseburgers more than being able to see their toes. You could mount a small TV or a cheap monitor to one very f**king easily. Or just place your stationary bike in an orientation so that it faces your already purchased, currently existing television. Better yet, you could buy a real god damned bicycle and go ride that.

There's something so smarmy, narcissistic and preachy about these god damned commercials. Especially the one with the woman taking 'video logs' daily of her god damned Peloton adventures. Not a god damned soul cares. I can guarantee wholeheartedly with absolute certainty that nobody outside of your immediate family gives a single iota of a f**k about you riding a god damn stationary bike every day. Your immediate family [including your clueless nitwit husband] only put up with it because they don't want to hurt your feelings, in particular, said clueless nitwit husband puts up with it because he dropped 1000+ on the damned thing and he wants to continue getting laid. He probably thinks it's stupid too but he has more money than sense.

Not only that, but the whole: "I can't believe how much this changed my life!" bullsh*t at the end. You look exactly the same as when you started. You were already in pretty good shape. This stationary bike didn't change jack sh*t other than you became a sanctimonious insufferable moron in the interval.

Also, who the f**k needs a trainer or instructor to ride a f**king stationary bike? Have you considered *going outside* perhaps? Maybe purchasing a real god damned bicycle which will also be a mode of transportation and might be useful behind inflating your already gargantuan ego? You're paying upwards of $2000 for the bike and 50-70 bucks a month as a 'subscription' so you can peddle a fake bike and compete with other gormless thalidomide morons doing the same bullsh*t?

Two thousand dollars can get you a god damned CADILLAC of a touring bike. And eventually these Instagram idiots will get bored of it and move on to something else, then that two thousand dollar 'investment' becomes an obstruction or perhaps a coat/hat rack if it's lucky. More than likely after a month it'll get shoved into a side room, basement or garage and have a bunch of other sh*t lumped around it whilst it gathers dust.

Western culture is just beautiful. Get a real bike and go outside and ditch social media. The entire world does not need to be appraised via Internet of how far you rode on a fake bicycle every day, they don't give a sh*t and neither does anyone else.
"Sometimes we live no particular way but our own."

Like westerns? Check out my recently published e-book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KXLXA9Y
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  123>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.04
Copyright ©2001-2015 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.156 seconds.