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WTF!  Waayyyyyyyyyyy too much information........................................
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"Your doctor needs to know how your stool is? There's a crap for that"
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Oh look, they finally figured out where their product ends up. Now they can market off of how good a sh!t your dog takes after chomping on some of their slop. At least they left some mystery. Next, they'll think we're so dumb that we'll need to see examples. Hell why not a few customers. The dog owners smile like morons as they swing their steaming little blue bags of dog feces and talk (in great detail mind you) about how their little snookie wookums was stopped up until they got their dog the new bacon flavored bowel blaster doggy food.
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Well, if you've ever been to Cincinnati, you've heard of what I ate last night:
 
Skyline Chili Cheese Coneys.
 
Let's just say, I'm ripe.


on a related note i think skyline chili is terrible. who the hell thought it was a good idea to put cinnamon and chocolate in chili? Angry then again i dont think im much of a fan of anything from ohio
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I took a nutrition class and I remember being told often that it should sink and stink


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Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

I took a nutrition class and I remember being told often that it should sink and stink


UnhappyConfused...and now, for a little 'clog from the back of OUR toilet', may I offer up...
 Whats%20Your%20Poo%20Telling%20You?
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Does anyone know where I can get an Optimal Fart Quality chart?
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Originally posted by fishingmachine fishingmachine wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Well, if you've ever been to Cincinnati, you've heard of what I ate last night:
 
Skyline Chili Cheese Coneys.
 
Let's just say, I'm ripe.


on a related note i think skyline chili is terrible. who the hell thought it was a good idea to put cinnamon and chocolate in chili? Angry then again i dont think im much of a fan of anything from ohio


Aw, still aching from the ass-whipping the Bengals gave the Steelers?
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As a dog owner, I know the value of optimal stool, so does Mikey!
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As a dog owner, I appreciate an optimal stool,.......so does Mikey
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Oct 2009 at 2:35pm
Is that a picture of Mikey taking a dump? LOL

I gotta get a picture of Spock doing it, he balances himself so weird when he does it.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

 Whats%20Your%20Poo%20Telling%20You?
 
"You need to wipe!", maybe??
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

 Whats%20Your%20Poo%20Telling%20You?
 
"You need to wipe!", maybe??
 
Seriously, that is a great piece of literature for the top of the stool...fills you full of all the information you never wanted to know about everything with which you've finished.
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Originally posted by osq_scienist osq_scienist wrote:

Does anyone know where I can get an Optimal Fart Quality chart?
I don't think there such a thing  as an optimal fart. You can click here and decide for yourself.
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Just the ticket to make sure your dog is a lean mean crappin' machine.

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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

I don't think there such a thing  as an optimal fart. You can click here and decide for yourself.
 
LOLLOL
 
Damn, farts are fun.
 
 
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

Is that a picture of Mikey taking a dump? LOL

I gotta get a picture of Spock doing it, he balances himself so weird when he does it.

Lila looks worried when she does. Like someone is doing something to her that she can't control
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Oct 2009 at 3:46pm
She's freaking out because you're watching her go #2.
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Wink Hey! No problem! *I* got yer "Optimal Stool Quality"! Jes...<eerrruummmMMPH!> gimmee a minute...
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One of my bro and sis-in-law's cats backs into the covered litter box, and with his head facing out, takes his dump, pinching his face real tight like someone who's constipated trying to push out a cement load.  I keep telling 'em to take a video of it.
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Reminds me of the most common pick-up line at a gay bar. 
"May I push in your stool?"
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My dog never poops in my presence.
She waits until everyone is gone, creeps her way to the far, far end of the backyard and poops by the fence.

So, it's not like I can ever tell how "optimal" her stool quality is in the first place let alone buy a product for the purpose of doing so.

Sounds nauseating.

I feel the people who buy this product are the same people who carry around their dogs in purses. Do you know what I mean?
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Originally posted by msmith msmith wrote:

Reminds me of the most common pick-up line at a gay bar. 
"May I push in your stool?"
LOL...(note to self...when ol'Bud msmith wants to get together for a beer, remember to make sure 'tis a 'stand-up' bar - with wives present...)
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Originally posted by Giggle Bug Giggle Bug wrote:

WTF!  Waayyyyyyyyyyy too much information........................................
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Its bad enough that I have to look at cat sh*t when I'm picking up and cleaning off cat pans at The Little Guild of St. Francis, now I see a chart for dog sh*t too! Ey yey yey!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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