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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Dec 2020 at 2:57am
Just saw Blake® (Black Jake)from State Farm moonlighting as a Hyundai driver on their ad

If i were the white Jake from the first Jake/State Farm id be pissed---he got DUMPED and never got the
kind of intense amt. of work Blake® has
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You saw that too....you watching Steelers vs Bills??
I think that ad came before his State Farm annoying "fame." I remember seeing that commercial a while ago. Plus, the butch parking enforcer still should have given him a ticket! 

The whole unlocking your car with your phone, Might be cool if your car has a key hole, not fiddling with keys. But many now have the FOBs, you push a damn button to unlock the door OR push the button that is on your car door. Has that become too hard now? 

What's his face, it turns out he did a few Hyundai ads. Maybe State Farm pays him better.

PS - Original State Farm ad, "What are you wearing" was far more funnier than this new reboot with new "Jake." OG Jake seemed more goofy, slightly dumb..out of it. 






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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Dec 2020 at 4:34pm
BLAKE from state farm... nice 

That totally cheered up my morning 

Sure the old Jake is miffed... just part of his white privilege  
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So obviously a girl. And Parker can be a girl name you absolute Censored
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The app to unlock your car helps more to lock it when you can't remember if you did or not.
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Looks like we got a spambot. Who left the door unlocked?
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The person who plays Parker’s name is Izzi Rojas and they are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns! :)
don’t always assume someone is a dude or a chick.. more then two genders exist dude.. and just cause someone has tits doesn’t mean they are a woman, and if they don’t have tits that doesn’t make them a man! .. :)
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:




Have you seen Steven Tyler recently? He looks like most of the senior citizen women in Long Island who move to Florida!
The original song was directed at the lead sing of Motley Crue, but Tyler looks pretty bad himself......that's karma!
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Originally posted by casslikesfrogs casslikesfrogs wrote:

The person who plays Parker’s name is Izzi Rojas and they are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns! :)
don’t always assume someone is a dude or a chick.. more then two genders exist dude.. and just cause someone has tits doesn’t mean they are a woman, and if they don’t have tits that doesn’t make them a man! .. :)
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Damn!  Just so I don't find a surprise on my senior date!

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Well, even when he was young...

...well, he kinda looked like Carly Simon---maybe a kinda meaner version.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Well, even when he was young...

...well, he kinda looked like Carly Simon---maybe a kinda meaner version.



and i will forever want you



Crikey! You just made me spit out my bevy with that comparison to Carly Simon from years ago....very funny!
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They gotta ramrod fairies, minorities, and sexually ambiguous into literally EVERY commercial now.  

Almost nary a straight white cis male to be seen, unless they're playing the part of the foolhardy clueless husband, riding bitch as the strong independent woman/mom who's REALLY running things is literally in the driver's seat and making all the decisions and/or proving the husband wrong at every step.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by casslikesfrogs casslikesfrogs wrote:

The person who plays Parker’s name is Izzi Rojas and they are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns! :)
don’t always assume someone is a dude or a chick.. more then two genders exist dude.. and just cause someone has tits doesn’t mean they are a woman, and if they don’t have tits that doesn’t make them a man! .. :)
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Damn!  Just so I don't find a surprise on my senior date!


I always thought he was saying, "do me like a lady".
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 2:03pm
and now it's the stEven Tyler post! So Parker is a dude? I bet Jake might find that a PROBLEM
Might have to give the Ranch back.....
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Originally posted by casslikesfrogs casslikesfrogs wrote:

The person who plays Parker’s name is Izzi Rojas and they are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns! :)
don’t always assume someone is a dude or a chick.. more then two genders exist dude.. and just cause someone has tits doesn’t mean they are a woman, and if they don’t have tits that doesn’t make them a man! .. :)


So, Izzi is a "they"? How can Izzi be more than one person?

Izzi's last name should be Busy. Or Fizzy. Or Dizzy.

F'shizzi, m'nizzi.

No, really. Izzi a boy or Izzi a girl?

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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

and now it's the stEven Tyler post! So Parker is a dude? I bet Jake might find that a PROBLEM
Might have to give the Ranch back.....

Please go back to hidden valley IZZY

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:



So, Izzi is a "they"? How can Izzi be more than one person?



Schizophrenzia!  Now a person can claim to be any number of anything they want! 
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