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tikibagger 
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 Posted: 14 Dec 2020 at 2:57am |
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Just saw Blake® (Black Jake)from State Farm moonlighting as a Hyundai driver on their ad If i were the white Jake from the first Jake/State Farm id be pissed---he got DUMPED and never got the kind of intense amt. of work Blake® has
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...Relax in yer PUPPY Pants....
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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Posted: 14 Dec 2020 at 3:14am |
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You saw that too....you watching Steelers vs Bills??
I think that ad came before his State Farm annoying "fame." I remember seeing that commercial a while ago. Plus, the butch parking enforcer still should have given him a ticket! The whole unlocking your car with your phone, Might be cool if your car has a key hole, not fiddling with keys. But many now have the FOBs, you push a damn button to unlock the door OR push the button that is on your car door. Has that become too hard now? What's his face, it turns out he did a few Hyundai ads. Maybe State Farm pays him better. PS - Original State Farm ad, "What are you wearing" was far more funnier than this new reboot with new "Jake." OG Jake seemed more goofy, slightly dumb..out of it. |
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HART
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Posted: 14 Dec 2020 at 4:34pm |
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BLAKE from state farm... nice
That totally cheered up my morning Sure the old Jake is miffed... just part of his white privilege
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Posted: 17 Feb 2021 at 2:06am |
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So obviously a girl. And Parker can be a girl name you absolute
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ColeyNYC
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Posted: 17 Feb 2021 at 2:09am |
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The app to unlock your car helps more to lock it when you can't remember if you did or not.
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atikovi
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Posted: 17 Feb 2021 at 2:10am |
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Looks like we got a spambot. Who left the door unlocked?
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Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 6:42pm |
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The person who plays Parker’s name is Izzi Rojas and they are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns! :)
don’t always assume someone is a dude or a chick.. more then two genders exist dude.. and just cause someone has tits doesn’t mean they are a woman, and if they don’t have tits that doesn’t make them a man! .. :) |
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Have you seen Steven Tyler recently? He looks like most of the senior citizen women in Long Island who move to Florida! The original song was directed at the lead sing of Motley Crue, but Tyler looks pretty bad himself......that's karma!
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Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 9:00pm |
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Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 9:02pm |
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Well, even when he was young... ...well, he kinda looked like Carly Simon---maybe a kinda meaner version.   and i will forever want you |
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Crikey! You just made me spit out my bevy with that comparison to Carly Simon from years ago....very funny!
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They gotta ramrod fairies, minorities, and sexually ambiguous into literally EVERY commercial now.
Almost nary a straight white cis male to be seen, unless they're playing the part of the foolhardy clueless husband, riding bitch as the strong independent woman/mom who's REALLY running things is literally in the driver's seat and making all the decisions and/or proving the husband wrong at every step.
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atikovi
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Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 12:40pm |
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I always thought he was saying, "do me like a lady".
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tikibagger
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Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 2:03pm |
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and now it's the stEven Tyler post! So Parker is a dude? I bet Jake might find that a PROBLEM
Might have to give the Ranch back..... |
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Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 2:24pm |
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So, Izzi is a "they"? How can Izzi be more than one person? Izzi's last name should be Busy. Or Fizzy. Or Dizzy. F'shizzi, m'nizzi. No, really. Izzi a boy or Izzi a girl? |
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HART
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Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 4:17pm |
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Please go back to hidden valley IZZY   |
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Schizophrenzia! Now a person can claim to be any number of anything they want! |
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