Pampers 'Sag to Swag (aka'The Cowboy Walk)'(video)

"Hey old peeps! Let me buy you dinner at 'Cracker Barrell', tonight...", I tell the 'rents who gleefully accepted and were reaching for their canes as they ran to the car, leaving me to shut off the big screen - just as this came on and ruined my appetite, but saved my diet. I will NEVER be able to picture 'The Cowboy Walk' in any other light from now on..."Howdy pardner! Looks like you're packing and loaded - where ya head--<sniff.sniff/hint.hint>??? !..."

 

Really? I thought they started pooping diapers as soon as they started eating.

Shows what I know about babies.

Except that they stink and make noises that I hate.

Funny thing is, though, PaW... you start life doing that walk, and you end life doing that walk. Just make sure when the time comes for you to strut down tat old brown trail that you get the Pampers with a hole for your tail.

Wait.

I bet those don't work worth a sh*t.

 It is a great experience to raise a child.

 

The great thing for us as grandparents, we spoil the child and send it on it's way.

I'm not cut out for child raising. I'm an uncle 6 times over and a grand uncle?... great uncle?... 3 times. (nephew has 3 young boys) That's very much enough childs for me.

We learn to control ourselves and how to attract or mates with the assistance of artificial scents, real strengths and dedication, peppered with wry humor...and we age. We become older and wiser, and some attributes and facilities begin to slide.

We might occasionally put on displays of senility with much less endearing displays, such as the  'deadly burbleshartz' - those runaway farts that make a human sound like a walking one-stroke engine for a few moments. Generally they don't smell but they can be quite wet.

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'The Cowboy Dance' continues to show often and now I really believe this commercial would have been a 'Home Run' had John Waters produced it using Hans Laube's 'Smell-O-Vision'.  I've come to love this commercial.