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    Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 9:17pm
DeadThis Osphena commercial with "Patti" is enough to make one want to barf.   I don't need to hear about painful intercourse.   I wonder why they chose this particular woman anyway?  I can't believe she would be having any kind of sex.   I doubt if she needs that pill.
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Got that right.  And what is with all the terrible disclosures about possible death and bleeding from the rectum, etc.?
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How Can These Girls/Young Looking Women Have Problems With Those Jeans?
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In some scenes, she kinda looks like Bruce...oh I'm sorry, Caitlyn Jenner. Dead


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Originally posted by viwanton viwanton wrote:

DeadThis Osphena commercial with "Patti" is enough to make one want to barf.   I don't need to hear about painful intercourse.   I wonder why they chose this particular woman anyway?  I can't believe she would be having any kind of sex.   I doubt if she needs that pill.


Holy sh*t, I finally saw this ad about "Patti."
"Hehe, can't believe I'm doing this on national TV, but someone had to." 
Yeah, thanks Pat...Shut your hole you ugly cow, you're getting a paycheck for your "service" to American TV.

I really wouldn't have noticed it if it wasn't for the usual babbling of side effects. The announcer literally sounds like she's doing some monotonous speed reading on all the effects, spewing them out in one long sentence without taking a breath.

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/Ak0r/osphena-patti-goes-public




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^LOLLOL
 
I probably should have looked for the video the OP was talking about.
 
I posted the lesser of the 2 evils.

How Can These Girls/Young Looking Women Have Problems With Those Jeans?
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Crydammitdammitdammitdammitnow! I went and watched almost 30 seconds of that video and now I've got indigestion!
Hint for Patti: As time progresses and certain physical changes come to pass, there are things better left 'behind closed doors', doncha know...
Everyone knows that even bacon cannot get around the effects of time and avoid turning into the likes of beef jerky, thus so it goes with our women. But we are MEN and we KNOW about osphena! Heck, those of us old enough learned about butter from Marlon Brando (Last Tango In Paris), so...none of this is 'NEWS', much less needs a 'Patti Cure'. 
 
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I am very glad there is an outlet to express my hatred of Patti. I don't give a sh*t about her Cooch, I don't care if she feels she has a dry pussy, she needs to shut the f**k up. She's not doing me a favor by telling me about this sh*t,

Could I please have a giant pharmaceutical company pay me as the spokesman of their product so I can go on TV and tell everybody stories about how my dick is sore and irritated because I've been having sex too much. Everybody would call me disgusting, so what the f**k is with Patti!

I'm sorry for all the vulgarity but for f**k sakes already, and that f**king haircut, go the f**k away Patti and f**k your Osphena.
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The topic title cracks me up!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

The topic title cracks me up!
 
I know!!!
 
I can't help but wonder whether the pharmaceutical companies set out to create this medication, or did it just happen by accident?
 
Lab tech #1:  Hey, did you ever find a use for that stuff you were cooking in beaker #6 the other day?
Lab tech #2:  Nah.  It wasn't even good for use as a Post-It Notes glue substitute.
 
Big Pharma CEO (upon overhearing the conversation): Go home and try rubbing it on your wife's dry pussy and report back to my office in the morning!
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

The topic title cracks me up!

 
I know!!!
 
I can't help but wonder whether the pharmaceutical companies set out to create this medication, or did it just happen by accident?
 
Lab tech #1:  Hey, did you ever find a use for that stuff you were cooking in beaker #6 the other day?
Lab tech #2:  Nah.  It wasn't even good for use as a Post-It Notes glue substitute.
 
Big Pharma CEO (upon overhearing the conversation): Go home and try rubbing it on your wife's dry pussy and report back to my office in the morning!
 
 



One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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