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    Posted: 12 Jul 2009 at 5:38am
First of all, my wife said as I was logging on, "I want you to post something in my honor, something on your 'Commercials Hating' thing.
Tell everyone that I hate the kid on the Olive Garden commercial. I hate him and I hate his face"

So here it is, for Tesha.
Tesha hates the kid on that commercial for Olive Garden  with the mom "making time" for her kid.
On that note, like all of their moronic ads, they somehow found another niche.
I guess they have used up al the themes.

The sassy  women on a lunch date.
The bros going out for a night, or the gregarious dad and his family .

Can't wait till they get honest and show who really is at Olive Garden.

Bored high schoolers who think they are living it up and a bag food restaurant
or pissed off senior citizens who keep sending back their  "cold" soup demanding it return to them at temperatures that sear off flesh.
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Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

Can't wait till they get honest and show who really is at Olive Garden.

Bored high schoolers who think they are living it up and a bag food restaurant
or pissed off senior citizens who keep sending back their "cold" soup demanding it return to them at temperatures that sear off flesh.
 
This is who is really at Olive Garden....
 
 
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

...Can't wait till they get honest and show who really is at Olive Garden.

Bored high schoolers who think they are living it up and a bag food restaurant
or pissed off senior citizens who keep sending back their  "cold" soup demanding it return to them at temperatures that sear off flesh.

Missed the new one, did you? Just saw it about 10 minutes ago - maybe they read the thread.
Grampy ~and~ Grandson (appears about a senior in high school) at 'critter garden'...Grandson is 'paying'. 
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once i went with my ex (then bf) and the waiter grabbed our hands and started to bless Jesus for the "food about to grace the table" and to "thank the lord Jesus"

very odd - havent returned since then
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Let Tesha know that I am 100% in agreement.
 
I freaking hate that kid.
 
I hate the stupid smile on his face when Mom says, "So, you still seeing blah blah?" or whatever she says,
 
and he chimes in "maaaybe!" with a stupid smile on his face.
 
And then she says, "Is it serious?"
 
And he says, "Seriously good!" Or something equally retarded.
 
I hate him sooo much, I'm so glad someone else hates him too.
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I hate all of these commercials. I might be able to tolerate them if the Olive Garden had food worth paying for, but it doesn't. The thought of it grosses me out, actually. 
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Wait, Jeroboam's wife's name is Tesha? That's so cool and unique! I've never heard that name before, seriously.

One of my goals is now to have a relationship with a woman whose name is not shared by anyone else Smile That way I can brag to my friends and say something like, "I'll bet every woman you've been with had a boring name like Jennifer or something" LOL
My nickname's the assman, because everywhere I go people tell me, "You're an ass, man!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ThatOneAdWhere... Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 10:54pm
Originally posted by specialkt specialkt wrote:

once i went with my ex (then bf) and the waiter grabbed our hands and started to bless Jesus for the "food about to grace the table" and to "thank the lord Jesus"

very odd - havent returned since then


Wow.  Personally, I would maybe fire that waiter.  Something like that could make some people angry.
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Originally posted by ThatOneAdWhere... ThatOneAdWhere... wrote:

Originally posted by specialkt specialkt wrote:

once i went with my ex (then bf) and the waiter grabbed our hands and started to bless Jesus for the "food about to grace the table" and to "thank the lord Jesus"

very odd - havent returned since then


Wow.  Personally, I would maybe fire that waiter.  Something like that could make some people angry.


I think he should be fired, for being obnoxious and touching the customers.    I'm not a christian, so I don't give a s--t what he says.   It might mean something to him, but it doesn't matter to me.   Just shut up and let me eat!!LOLLOLLOL
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Yeah really, the touching part is what should've been alarming, not the fact he was a Christian. I certainly don't go to restaurants to have waiters grab me without my permission. 
My nickname's the assman, because everywhere I go people tell me, "You're an ass, man!"
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Originally posted by DolFan 316 DolFan 316 wrote:

Wait, Jeroboam's wife's name is Tesha? That's so cool and unique! I've never heard that name before, seriously.

One of my goals is now to have a relationship with a woman whose name is not shared by anyone else Smile That way I can brag to my friends and say something like, "I'll bet every woman you've been with had a boring name like Jennifer or something" LOL


You may find a woman named Jimbo.  That wouldn't be boring.
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

You may find a woman named Jimbo.  That wouldn't be boring.


Now that WOULD be unique! LOL LOL LOL

Another one of my goals is to French kiss a French woman BTW. I may just have to go to Paris for that one since there's not too many French women where I live.
My nickname's the assman, because everywhere I go people tell me, "You're an ass, man!"
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Believe me, if you can get by the hairy armpits, the kiss ain't bad.  Wink
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Olive Garden commercials are the worst!  My wife and I watch them because we're sadist and enjoy the cringing they induce.  Check the kid's face after he says "this is seriously good" while his mom gives him a little nudge.  It's teh worst.
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Originally posted by level10skank level10skank wrote:

Olive Garden commercials are the worst!  My wife and I watch them because we're sadist and enjoy the cringing they induce.  Check the kid's face after he says "this is seriously good" while his mom gives him a little nudge.  It's teh worst.
Guess that would make us masochists.  Not sadists.  Though that kid almost makes me wish I was a sadist.
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I just find his "OOOOOO breadsticks" the most unconvincing performance ever.
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So I happened to be watching Bones last night (rerun, but luckily I had some missed this one before) and this commercial comes on. I realize that I have seen this kid somewhere before, but I just think it's from some other commercial or something. Then as I keep watching the show, I realize that the stupid kid from the commercial is in the show, and turns out to be the murderer! I will never see this commercial in the same way again...LOL
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Obviously, his mind snapped..."OOOOOO, breadsticks! An improvised murder weapon!"Wink
If any kid from an ad should end up a murderer, I'd think it would be the son of 'AT&T Unused Minutes Psycho Mom'!
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Let's just slap the thread topic and all other yap going on and see what we come out with...yea - I got it!!!
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I'm pretty sure Mohammed doesn't like eating at the 'Olive Garden', either.
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He probably enjoys eating at the REAL "olive garden"...
 
 
 
Fresh off the tree with goat cheese & bread.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Let's make some cartoons depicting Mohammad eating at the Olive Garden and see what happens.
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Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

Let's make some cartoons depicting Mohammad eating at the Olive Garden and see what happens.
LOL That's a "no-no", Salman! You want an 'Islamic Spanking'?!!!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

Let's make some cartoons depicting Mohammad eating at the Olive Garden and see what happens.
LOL That's a "no-no", Salman! You want an 'Islamic Spanking'?!!!
 
And here's what an "Islamic spanking" looks like:
 
 
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Originally posted by a3b3i a3b3i wrote:

I hate the stupid smile on his face when Mom says, "So, you still seeing blah blah?" or whatever she says, and he chimes in "maaaybe!" with a stupid smile on his face.
 


More like:

Mom: "So, you still seeing what's-his-name?"
Son: "maaaybe!"

I was expecting the kid to do a "jazz hands" after taking a bite of his food.
Not bashing gay people, but I don't know of any guys who are that excited about going to Olive Garden or dining with just mom on a "special night".
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