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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

They want to reach a new market, the oh so exploitable "busy moms" market. Here mom, you're too lazy to get your kids a real breakfast, slather some of this black goop on WHOLE GRAIN TOAST and it's breakfast. Yeah, the whole grain toast part pisses me off, they're using it to make it sound more healthy. Whole grain toast on it's own is fine for breakfast. Why not just put anything on the damn toast? JELLY PERHAPS? BUTTER? Lame. Nutella is gross anyway.
 
NOW YOU JUST STOP THAT, HEZADANCER!!!!!!! ShockedShocked
 
Some of us truly LHeartVE Nutella!!!! EmbarrassedEmbarrassed
 
It's not "black goop" & it's not gross!!!!!!! CryOuch
 
You're hurting our feelings.
 
Our sweet, smooth, creamy textured, hazelnut & milk chocolate flavored feelings.
 
Poor little Nutella.
 
Some people are just so mean to you....... Cry
 
 
 
 
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I'd rather eat Vegemite, and that says a lot for the black goop market.
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I'd rather eat Vegemite, and that says a lot for the black goop market.
 
OK..... see, now I KNOW you're just trying to bait us Nutella lovers & provoke a reaction...
 
I've tried Vegemite before & there is NO WAY any reasonably normal person would pass up a spoonful of Nutella for a spoonful of that vile, horrible tasting vegetable paste.
 
Why??????? Why??????? 
 
Why do you have to be so mean to a product that is so gentle & mild & so full of yummy, sweet-tasting goodness????????
 
What did Nutella ever do to to you????????
 
 
 LEAVE NUTELLA ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
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Hey..... I loves me some Nutella.
 
Can't just let it slide, y'know?
 
Got's ta state m'case. Wink
 
My case for sweet, kind, lovely, Heaven-sent Nutella. Tongue
 
I was in Big Lots the other day.
 
They had the small jars for $3.
 
Didn't buy one, though.
 
Shoulda.
 
Will next time.
 
Three bucks is a pretty good price.
 
For sweet, nutty, chocolatey goodness.
 
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Jimbo, that sounds like the beginnings of a Nutella rap. LOL
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Nutella looks to me like chocolate peanut butter, which means I'd probably like it since I LOVE chocolate and peanut butter. But I've never had an urge to buy it so I'll take your words for it.

Which words, you may ask?

The "I love Nutella" or "I hate Nutella" words?

I don't know. Can someone describe the actual taste of it?
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I've heard more than one person say it's like eating a liquid Ferrero Rocher.
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Nutella looks to me like chocolate peanut butter, which means I'd probably like it since I LOVE chocolate and peanut butter. But I've never had an urge to buy it so I'll take your words for it.


 
That's what I figured, too (that it's like chocolate-peanut butter).  I think I mentioned that here a long time ago.  But others said that that's not the case.
 
I don't wanna buy it in order to find out, as it'd probably be one of those things that sits in my refrigerator for years.  Like the time I convinced my mother to buy mint jelly when I was about 10.  Horrible!  And it does not make a good peanut butter/jelly sandwich!  It sat there for about 2 years before my mother tossed it.
 
 
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

I've heard more than one person say it's like eating a liquid Ferrero Rocher.
I think Hooty hit the nail on the head with this description (or whoever was the original describer person).
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I don't know. Can someone describe the actual taste of it?
 
If you've ever had a Cadbury hazelnut-chocolate bar, it tastes a lot like that.
 
 
 
The only thing about it that's like "chocolate peanut butter" is the texture of it.
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I don't wanna buy it in order to find out, as it'd probably be one of those things that sits in my refrigerator for years.
 
You'd have this stuff gone & be working on your second jar in 2 days. Wink
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

Jimbo, that sounds like the beginnings of a Nutella rap. LOL
 
I'd need someone to do the "beat box" part for me.
 
Up for it?
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

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  Like the time I convinced my mother to buy mint jelly when I was about 10.  Horrible!  And it does not make a good peanut butter/jelly sandwich!  It sat there for about 2 years before my mother tossed it.
 
 
I just had a full body shudder. I can't even look at that stuff in the jar without getting the dry heaves. Dead
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Big smileNutella has been a personal favorite since I was a child...still love it. Always have either spread it on toast or just eaten gobs right out of the jar.
 
I'm with you, Pa.  We have to force ourselves not to buy it because once it's in the house the jar lasts a week at most.  I think it's kind of bad that they try to pass it off as nutritious - it doesn't hold a candle to peanut butter on the nutrition front, but it is sofreakinggood...
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

Jimbo, that sounds like the beginnings of a Nutella rap. LOL
 
I'd need someone to do the "beat box" part for me.
 
Up for it?
 
 


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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

 
  Like the time I convinced my mother to buy mint jelly when I was about 10.  Horrible!  And it does not make a good peanut butter/jelly sandwich!  It sat there for about 2 years before my mother tossed it.
 
 
I just had a full body shudder. I can't even look at that stuff in the jar without getting the dry heaves. Dead
 
ConfusedShockedCryMINT JELLY IS WONDERFUL! It comes straight from Heaven, I tell ya! In fact, if'n *I* had a jar of Nutella and a jar of Mint Jelly, I'd stir 'em together and spread the mix all over Ritz Crackers.
Served with lil'slices of melted Vermont Xtra-Sharp White Cheddar...and Molson's Ice.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't know. Can someone describe the actual taste of it?
 
If you've ever had a Cadbury hazelnut-chocolate bar, it tastes a lot like that.
 
 
 
The only thing about it that's like "chocolate peanut butter" is the texture of it.
 


OMG Jimbo! I'm drooling over here! I LOVE Cadbury chocolate! My mother brought home a bag of those in miniature form from her European vacation and it was gone before you could blink your eyes.

I guess I will like Nutella, judging from what you're telling me.
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Having a bunch of kids consecutively sounds like the worst idea in the world to me.

Actually, having more than one child sounds like the worst idea in the world to me...
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I'd rather eat Vegemite, and that says a lot for the black goop market.
 
OK..... see, now I KNOW you're just trying to bait us Nutella lovers & provoke a reaction...
 
I've tried Vegemite before & there is NO WAY any reasonably normal person would pass up a spoonful of Nutella for a spoonful of that vile, horrible tasting vegetable paste.
 
Why??????? Why??????? 
 
Why do you have to be so mean to a product that is so gentle & mild & so full of yummy, sweet-tasting goodness????????
 
What did Nutella ever do to to you????????
 


LOL Now that is some funny stuff. I guess it just depends what mood I'm in. I had an Australian marketing professor who gave us all Vegemite on the first day of class. While everyone else was spitting theirs out, I felt odd because I would have actually preferred seconds. Maybe I just got a GOOD bite, but I've never had any since.
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

OMG Jimbo! I'm drooling over here! I LOVE Cadbury chocolate! My mother brought home a bag of those in miniature form from her European vacation and it was gone before you could blink your eyes.

I guess I will like Nutella, judging from what you're telling me.
 
Keep in mind it's the HAZEL NUT flavored Cadbury bar that Nutella tastes like.
 
 
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Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

Jimbo, that sounds like the beginnings of a Nutella rap. LOL
 
I'd need someone to do the "beat box" part for me.
 
Up for it?
 
 


Nah,
i think I'll volunteer Thor.LOL
 
Well, if you must know, I am an aspiring rapper.  Know what I'm sayin', homie?
 
 
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But can you "beatbox"?
 
 
 
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