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    Posted: 31 Jul 2008 at 1:43am

So this guy is in Subway, and he says, "Yeah, a Rueben," then he notices the cashier's name is Rueben. "Nothing like a good Rueben eh Rueben? Rueben Rueben." He tries so many times to draw attention to the guy's name/sandwich name that he ends up looking insane. Then he just walks away. Hello? You don't have your sandwich yet, dumbf**k!

Then some bald idiot walks up and is like, "Yeah, your name.. and the sandwich." The cashier just says, "Yeah, we got that. What's your order?"
Why are they harrasing the poor cashier? If the guy has a f**king brain in his head, he'll realize he works at Subway and sells Ruebens and that his name is Rueben.
It's not rocket surgery.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Our Male Mini-Dachshund is named "Reuben".

"Reuben" went NUTS!!! Went for my jugular.
 
 
 
Hah! The image of a dachshund going for the jugular is too funny... LOL
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The Reuben is by far one of the greatest sandwiches ever invented.
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Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

The Reuben is by far one of the greatest sandwiches ever invented.
 
Really? I have yet to try it. Should I go to Subway or an actual sandwich shop?
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Go to NYC to a deli.  All else are pretenders.
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Go to an actual sandwich shop. I wouldn't get a turkey sub at subway. 
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Go to NYC to a deli.  All else are pretenders.
Actually I'm in NYC this September. I will be sure to swing by a deli Big%20smile
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Our Male Mini-Dachshund is named "Reuben". He's been a good father, grandfather, and so forth...he's my beloved 'ol' Hounddog!'

He got his name because the Missus thought, well...being of Germanic descent, maybe "Reuben" kind of fit. Nice name for a 'Hot Dog', dontcha know.
 
I'll never forget testing to see if he knew of any other 'previous lives' he may have lived, while he was very young (if such things are reality, well...THAT would be when one would remember them the clearest, I figure). In those days, we lived much more glamorus lifestyle -  had a very nice kitchen with over and under ovens, in a very large house...so I took him to the ovens! (C'mon now, tell me what German doesn't know SOMETHING about the 'ovens').
I only opened the top door....
"Whatcha think there, Bubba?"
"Reuben" went NUTS!!! Went for my jugular.
I think I must have been drinking that day - to this day, I consider it one of the very most tasteless things I've done...but, well, Reuben is still my best buddy.
 
 


Yes, I agree.  It was so tasteless that I'm surprised you chose to share it.  Or are you drunk typing again?


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If so, it's getting to be a habit.
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Wow, what a feat. I can never drunk type coherently. It goes like:

"jdfn i saaw u sad i wez ddroaank ell u rang i an dobr ad a kunk"
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Man if I was drunk, I would go get a Reuben right away.

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I am SO jonesing for a reuben right now.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jeroboam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Aug 2008 at 9:41pm
West coast reubens are possible ya know, but I imagine nothing compares to the NY ones.
Oddly enough the reuben was invented in Nebraska of all places.
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Personally,
I like the Mesquite Chicken sandwich at Quiznos. I could eat those everyday, and in fact did until I gained 15 pounds from doing so, thus having to join a gym to undo the damage. Drunk typing? I actually type better and with less mistakes than when I'm sober.
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Well, some people can do it without being offensive, I guess.  Others--not so much.  (And yes, I hate that expression!)
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

 -  had a very nice kitchen with over and under ovens, in a very large house...so I took him to the ovens! (C'mon now, tell me what German doesn't know SOMETHING about the 'ovens').

 
Well, let's see......I learned about the 'ovens' in my junior year of high school, sitting next to my friend Sharon, who is Jewish.  We both sat in class crying through films and lectures.
 
She couldn't understand why people would do that to her people, and I couldn't understand why my people would do that to her people.
 
Pa, let's not get into Jewish or German generalizations.  Your stories are becoming increasingly NOT funny.  Do not reply to me with some condescending "now, now" crap either.  This is offensive.

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Well said.  Thank you, Hilly!
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