"Nothing like a good doofus, eh Rueben?" |
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smokefilledlungs
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Posted: 31 Jul 2008 at 1:43am |
So this guy is in Subway, and he says, "Yeah, a Rueben," then he notices the cashier's name is Rueben. "Nothing like a good Rueben eh Rueben? Rueben Rueben." He tries so many times to draw attention to the guy's name/sandwich name that he ends up looking insane. Then he just walks away. Hello? You don't have your sandwich yet, dumbf**k! Then some bald idiot walks up and is like, "Yeah, your name.. and the sandwich." The cashier just says, "Yeah, we got that. What's your order?"
Why are they harrasing the poor cashier? If the guy has a f**king brain in his head, he'll realize he works at Subway and sells Ruebens and that his name is Rueben.
It's not rocket surgery.
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PaWolf
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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smokefilledlungs
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Hah! The image of a dachshund going for the jugular is too funny...
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jeroboam
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The Reuben is by far one of the greatest sandwiches ever invented.
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smokefilledlungs
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Really? I have yet to try it. Should I go to Subway or an actual sandwich shop?
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Hootman
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Go to NYC to a deli. All else are pretenders.
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fourstringdrums
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Go to an actual sandwich shop. I wouldn't get a turkey sub at subway.
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Dad! The cable is out again CAN YOU FIXTH THIT!?
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smokefilledlungs
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FaithSF
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Yes, I agree. It was so tasteless that I'm surprised you chose to share it. Or are you drunk typing again? |
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BrianO
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If so, it's getting to be a habit.
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smokefilledlungs
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Wow, what a feat. I can never drunk type coherently. It goes like: "jdfn i saaw u sad i wez ddroaank ell u rang i an dobr ad a kunk"
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jeroboam
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Man if I was drunk, I would go get a Reuben right away.
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msmadz
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I am SO jonesing for a reuben right now.
smokedfilledlungs: Either Katz or Carnegie deli.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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jeroboam
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West coast reubens are possible ya know, but I imagine nothing compares to the NY ones.
Oddly enough the reuben was invented in Nebraska of all places. |
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bobwilson1977
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Personally,
I like the Mesquite Chicken sandwich at Quiznos. I could eat those everyday, and in fact did until I gained 15 pounds from doing so, thus having to join a gym to undo the damage. Drunk typing? I actually type better and with less mistakes than when I'm sober. |
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FaithSF
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Well, some people can do it without being offensive, I guess. Others--not so much. (And yes, I hate that expression!)
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CatWoman
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Well, let's see......I learned about the 'ovens' in my junior year of high school, sitting next to my friend Sharon, who is Jewish. We both sat in class crying through films and lectures.
She couldn't understand why people would do that to her people, and I couldn't understand why my people would do that to her people.
Pa, let's not get into Jewish or German generalizations. Your stories are becoming increasingly NOT funny. Do not reply to me with some condescending "now, now" crap either. This is offensive.
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FaithSF
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Well said. Thank you, Hilly!
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CatWoman
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You're very welcome, hon.
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