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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Just saw these things at work yesterday.  Miniature Walmart baskets with toy food inside.  Can't decide if this would be a bad gift or the best gift ever.  LOL



Not sure if that could be called a clever or a sneaky way to advertise the Walmart brand, not only to parents, but to kids as well, who they seem to be brainwashing into good little shoppers and consumers.

If they'd sell the mini basket by itself without the plastic garbage inside, I wouldn't mind having one or maybe two, to keep junk in.


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Small Pecker Condoms
            
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Small Pecker Condoms


While PaW may get a supply of those ^^ in *his* Christmas stocking,

*I* actually received the one in the pic below as a gift, many years ago:

Front of package:



(Text at bottom: "Not a real condom you idiot! Do not use for sex. May cause severe hair loss in pubic region.")

Back of package:



Can't believe I kept the thing all these years...

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Who's your daddy??


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^^^Confusedol'Mule? What is that monstrosity made of? Razor wire-covered Lamby-skin?Cry 
What prison were you in when you 'received' it?Wink
I guess in the 'Season of Giving', that would present an opportunity to 'give'?
Are there instructions that read, "Lubricate with Extra-Virgin Olive Oil before 'First Use' "?
 
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In reference to MY 'stocking stuffer'...
"...she always told me I was HER 'Shorty' and *I* thought that was cool! Now that she's gone, I finally understand the meaning...who put those in my stocking, anyway?"Cry(LOL}
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