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    Posted: 26 Feb 2021 at 6:12pm
These car commercials are getting out of hand!  All of these young and distracted and attractive women that have no idea what they are doing!  Please drive by my house so I can get $200,000 for it!




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wow 

so woke and modern and diverse and attractive 

they can hardly contain themselves 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dr. Dan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Feb 2021 at 12:29am
Nissan's target market apparently consists of douchebags.

They're bombarding the local news with this one:
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They should go "Gone in 60 Seconds" and show criminals stealing Nissans and outrunning police pursuit... 
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Nissan's target market apparently consists of douchebags.

They're bombarding the local news with this one:

I can't take these ads! And who is this woman??  Seriously, is she someone or just a generic actress. I honestly don't know.

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

They should go "Gone in 60 Seconds" and show criminals stealing Nissans and outrunning police pursuit... 

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Kicks is the most ridiculous name i've ever heard.  Reeks of pandering to the youthful, hip millennials.
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Kicks is the most ridiculous name i've ever heard.  Reeks of pandering to the youthful, hip millennials.

The first thing it reminds me of is "Kix" cereal.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Mar 2021 at 4:07pm
A new Nissan kicks is only 20K 

wow. With such a bold woke commercial I would of thought it would be like 30k 

These attractive hot shots probably wouldn't be caught dead in a "budget"

vehicle like this  
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Kicks is the most ridiculous name i've ever heard.  Reeks of pandering to the youthful, hip millennials.

The first thing it reminds me of is "Kix" cereal.

Same here.
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

A new Nissan kicks is only 20K 

wow. With such a bold woke commercial I would of thought it would be like 30k 

These attractive hot shots probably wouldn't be caught dead in a "budget"

vehicle like this  

Assuming that they could afford the monthly payments on a more expensive ride in addition to their credit card payments. Job security for repo men.

I'd rather be seen in my rusty pickup truck.
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The one that keeps airing non stop is this one, Little girl is a bad boxer and should "be dancing."

Then spaz mom drives like a manic nutcase all around the city putting other people and her child at risk.
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

The one that keeps airing non stop is this one, Little girl is a bad boxer and should "be dancing."



Has she even tried on a thong and a pair of lucite high heels to know that dancing's not for her? Hell, it worked for Cardi B, and she's since become the model of empowerment for women of color.


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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

The one that keeps airing non stop is this one, Little girl is a bad boxer and should "be dancing."

Then spaz mom drives like a manic nutcase all around the city putting other people and her child at risk.
Ends up back at the gym.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

The one that keeps airing non stop is this one, Little girl is a bad boxer and should "be dancing."



Has she even tried on a thong and a pair of lucite high heels to know that dancing's not for her? Hell, it worked for Cardi B, and she's since become the model of empowerment for women of color.


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