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    Posted: 01 Jan 2009 at 7:07pm
So I just saw the "New Years" Progressive ad with "Flo the weirdo".
 
In this one she's blowing on a party noise maker like a nitwit.
 
"I wrote that..." she brags afterward.
 
"Oh Flo..... you're just soooooo 'kooky' & out there on the edge!!!!!"
 
Shine on you crazy diamond.
 
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Yup. THAT ONE left us all standing in our tracks, a few hours ago...talk about 'slapping something together in a hurry' - I'm surprised Flo even agreed to do that one (maybe the XMAS bills were piling up).
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Flo'll take anything she can get until she gets "discovered" like the goofy weirdo Goth chick on NCIS who started out doing Volkswagen commercials.
 
Let's pray that doesn't happen with Flo.
 
Here's a nightmare scenario for ya.... a new TV show starring Flo, the Glade niwit & the Yoplait bitches.
 
ShockedShockedShockedShocked
 
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She probably had to "blow" on something else to get the part.... WinkWink
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

She probably had to "blow" on something else to get the part.... WinkWink
Shocked Holy Cow! You...you aren't implying that 'Flo was Torn, went Pro, practiced Porn', now are you?
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I dunno..... ol' Flo doesn't exactly look like casting couch material to me.
 
 
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The 'tooting' of Flo's party favor in this commercial is extremely annoying.  It's definitely a mute-worthy commercial.  Unfortunately I'm sure it'll run for months like the previous Progressive commercials (i.e. the one with the blonde woman who talks from the side of her mouth and has weird lips.)  Unhappy
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FLO MUST GO!!!!

She needs to be hauled off in a straitjacket and she needs one of these;



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So I don't have to wear these when this damn commercial comes on!!







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Originally posted by dp7 dp7 wrote:

The 'tooting' of Flo's party favor in this commercial is extremely annoying.  It's definitely a mute-worthy commercial.  Unfortunately I'm sure it'll run for months like the previous Progressive commercials (i.e. the one with the blonde woman who talks from the side of her mouth and has weird lips.)  Unhappy
 
If you can stomach watching that particular one with the blonde again, notice how she flinches back when Flo whispers to her.  
 
Flo apparently needs a mint.
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Yup. THAT ONE left us all standing in our tracks, a few hours ago...talk about 'slapping something together in a hurry' - I'm surprised Flo even agreed to do that one (maybe the XMAS bills were piling up).
 
Considering Flo's Christmas one has barely passed, I'd say it was thrown together also.
Why do we need seasonal car insurance commercials anyway?
Next up, Flo's Valentines Day special.Unhappy
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My name is Kat and I have a confession.



I love Flo.



Embarrassed

I CAN'T HELP IT SHE IS FUNNY AND ADORABLE





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FLO!

just BLOW the damn thing, don't try to make crappy "music" with it IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

My name is Kat and I have a confession.



I love Flo.



Embarrassed

I CAN'T HELP IT SHE IS FUNNY AND ADORABLE
It's o.k. Kat honey, there's a twelve step program for that!Wink Big%20smile I kinda like her "tricked out name tag" one.




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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

FLO!

just BLOW the damn thing, don't try to make crappy "music" with it IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

That's what she said...
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

FLO!

just BLOW the damn thing, don't try to make crappy "music" with it IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!


Even better.   How about she shoves it up her ass.  That way every time she farts, she can play her damn song!!!

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

FLO!

just BLOW the damn thing, don't try to make crappy "music" with it IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!


Even better.   How about she shoves it up her ass.  That way every time she farts, she can play her damn song!!!

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


LOL

now THAT would be hilarious!!!LOL

Flo: Hold on I got this (makes grimacing faces) errrrrrrraaauuuuuhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *FWWWWWWWWWWAAVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

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In a few years, Flo will be asking "Who do I have to sleep with to get OUT of this commercial?"  LOL
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I hate this commercial, thank you for posting about it!
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

My name is Kat and I have a confession.I love Flo.EmbarrassedI CAN'T HELP IT SHE IS FUNNY AND ADORABLE


My name is jimmy and I have a confession.

I love Kat!


on the other hand, Flo is an annoyance ( but I liked her ad with Santa!)

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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

My name is Kat and I have a confession.I love Flo.EmbarrassedI CAN'T HELP IT SHE IS FUNNY AND ADORABLE


My name is jimmy and I have a confession.

I love Kat!


on the other hand, Flo is an annoyance ( but I liked her ad with Santa!)

HO-HO-H-ahem, excuse me........aha ha ha............"I like cashmere socks!"



Yeah the Christmas ad was clever,it seems to be the ONLY Progressive ad besides the car concierge ad that hadn't made it's way to Sucktropolis. Interesting isn't it?
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Sucktropolis!LOLLOLClap May I quote you?
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Yeah the Christmas ad was clever,it seems to be the ONLY Progressive ad besides the car concierge ad that hadn't made it's way to Sucktropolis. Interesting isn't it?
 
Ewwwwwww...... I hate both those ads. I was gonna post one about the concierge ad but just never got around to it.
 
I just hate all the Flo ads.
 
She just plain bugs me no matter what she does.
 
And I hate those boxes they use to represent their various insurance products. I think that is really stupid.
 
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

My name is Kat and I have a confession.I love Flo.EmbarrassedI CAN'T HELP IT SHE IS FUNNY AND ADORABLE


My name is jimmy and I have a confession.

I love Kat!


on the other hand, Flo is an annoyance ( but I liked her ad with Santa!)

HO-HO-H-ahem, excuse me........aha ha ha............"I like cashmere socks!"



Yeah the Christmas ad was clever,it seems to be the ONLY Progressive ad besides the car concierge ad that hadn't made it's way to Sucktropolis. Interesting isn't it?
 
I agree...the Christmas one was kinda cute, but the New Year's ad is simply cringe-inducing.  I'd be embarrassed to have it running if I were her.
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Sucktropolis!LOLLOLClap May I quote you?


sure.

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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Sucktropolis!LOLLOLClap May I quote you?


sure.

LOL


Sucktropolis?   Is that anything like "Kewlopolis" on CBS?? LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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