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    Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 3:53pm


Okay,..... Tell me this chick is old enough to be at a party in the first place, let a one an afterparty.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dejoh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Apr 2020 at 10:51pm
I don't think  Neutrogena is even trying to explain what if anything their product does for anyone.  Todays advertisers are not even trying.  Old out West snake oil routine.  Step right up.
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That young 'starlet' hoe should lay off the coke and stay home so she doesnt have to hy you law ron ICK acid her damn skin off..yeah this ad bugs the CRAP outta me..she aint all that
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2020 at 3:45am
I hope young women aren't as vapid and self obsessed as commercials make them out to be.

I don't know though, what with all the precious little selfie-morons running around constantly taking pictures of themselves everywhere, I'm beginning to suspect....

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I tried to find the ID of this young woman!  After party?

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Yikes BUT ...she HAS had too many 'after parties' Wink
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Something similar from mid to late eighties. A 'Cherry Coke' commercial with a 15 year old looking model with 'Lolita red heart sunglasses' is literally "humping" a 'Cherry Coke' vending machine! I saw it 2 or 3 times then it disappeared forever. What were the vintage AdTards thinking?Shocked 
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Something similar from mid to late eighties. A 'Cherry Coke' commercial with a 15 year old looking model with 'Lolita red heart sunglasses' is literally "humping" a 'Cherry Coke' vending machine! I saw it 2 or 3 times then it disappeared forever. What were the vintage AdTards thinking?Shocked 

This has to be it....


Looks like she's not so much humping as she is bumping, but the sexual imagery and innuendo is certainly there.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2020 at 9:42pm
That almost looks more like a parody of the 80s than the actual 80s.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Apr 2020 at 11:53pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Something similar from mid to late eighties. A 'Cherry Coke' commercial with a 15 year old looking model with 'Lolita red heart sunglasses' is literally "humping" a 'Cherry Coke' vending machine! I saw it 2 or 3 times then it disappeared forever. What were the vintage AdTards thinking?Shocked 

This has to be it....


Looks like she's not so much humping as she is bumping, but the sexual imagery and innuendo is certainly there.


I remember her sliding her butt up and down on the vending machine but we're talking 35 years ago.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

That almost looks more like a parody of the 80s than the actual 80s.

I was thinking parody but it was not identified as one.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I remember her sliding her butt up and down on the vending machine but we're talking 35 years ago.

Memories do funny hings over time.


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