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    Posted: 08 May 2013 at 2:19am
Anyone else really hating that new Nespresso commercial with that lady trying to turn coffee into some kind of sexual fantasy? "Ohh listen to my sensual accccccentttt and gaze into my eyes as I stare at this peeiirrfect cup of coffee".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CdkHMZ29o

Ughhh, just stop, you're old and have tons of makeup on. I'll pass on that gross coffee!
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That's not just some lady. It's Penelope Cruz (aka "Penellopeh Cruss") and we're all supposed to think she's hot. I hate this commercial though. Her voice is extremely annoying, and it's just another one on the monstrous pile of "food and sex are interchangeable for women" ads. 
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Isn't Sofia Vergara usually the go-to gal whenever you need an over-the-top thick Latin accent? Was she not available or something?
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I guess her Pepsi contract precluded a Nestle one. Also, cola is kind of low-class... like Sofia. PC is European and therefore high-class, just like an espresso machine!
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I see that Nestle has some thread of a connection to the Coca-Cola Company.  Vergara's a PepsiCo gal.
 
 
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This seems to be a real trend for coffee lately. Givalia has the "Johan" foreign guy, nespresso has Penelope, I'm sure there are others. They're all trying to make their coffee seem foreign and exotic, and by extension expensive.
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Originally posted by LittleO LittleO wrote:

That's not just some lady. It's Penelope Cruz (aka "Penellopeh Cruss") and we're all supposed to think she's hot. I hate this commercial though. Her voice is extremely annoying, and it's just another one on the monstrous pile of "food and sex are interchangeable for women" ads. 


Oh I think she is extremely beautiful yes Heart 

That doesn't excuse her from this abomination of a commercial, however. 
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Her voice grates on my nerves. Why do they insist on getting these people who can barely speak English to do their commercials? The way she says "Nayspresso" makes me want to hurl a brick at my TV. 
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This one gets under my skin, too. Sip your damn "cuffee" and shadup already.

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Her eyes look a bit wacko to me... and her voice is so irritating. "I'm so sexy and pretty and OH LOOK coffee! BUY IT!"
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Originally posted by hour_glass hour_glass wrote:

Her eyes look a bit wacko to me...
 
They don't seem to match, do they?
 
Of all the beautiful women who've been made into stars, why her?  I mean, she's pretty, but still, you'd think they could've found someone more symmetrical.
 
 
 
 
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^Because she's a rather amazing Actress...perhaps moreso when she's acting in Spanish than in English, but even so.
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Codtaro, what have you seen her in that gave you that impression? I've only seen Vanilla Sky so I probably don't have the best example to go on.
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Originally posted by LittleO LittleO wrote:

Codtaro, what have you seen her in that gave you that impression? I've only seen Vanilla Sky so I probably don't have the best example to go on.

I didn't finish that one. I did see her in Blow. She was an asshole in that movie.
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Volver

I utterly loved this movie.

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I've heard good things about Volver. Maybe I'll add it to the queue.

hump, Vanilla Sky was atrocious. You didn't miss anything!
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