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    Posted: 01 Jun 2018 at 6:15am

I was thinking about this show “Naked and Afraid.”

I was thinking that some 2nd. String producer didn’t have enough money is his mind. So he wanted to come up with a new show that he could sell advertising to. The content of the show  didn’t really matter as long as these advertisers were happy. So how to get folks to watch? Then he had it! Use the word “NAKED” in the title! So after many try’s “Naked And Afraid” was born.

Oh they constants do get naked but then they smudge out the good parts so the folks on BAY WATCH are less dressed. And in the real world if the camera crew don’t carry side-arms they are fools.

But it’s all in the title:

NAKED CAMPING   NAKED & CAMPING

Nope…. Sounds too much like up-state New York’s having a party in a tent

NAKED SURVIVOR

Nope……. The word “Survivor” has been used to death.

NAKED WITH NO ERECTION

Nope………….. Too depressing.

NAKED AND YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS AND BUY THE PRODUCTS ADVERTIZED BECAUSE WE HAVE A NASTY NAME

Nope…………..  Too long.

NAKED AND AFRAID

THAT’S IT !!!!.................... Porn and Fear!!!  Ya that will sell……………  Now where are those tickets to Aruba?  

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For all anyone knows, I could be sitting here naked as I post this.

Everyone getting excited???
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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The thought of Jimbo naked makes me feel afraid!

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Is Naked And Afraid the one where some idiot was whining about being away from his family even though he willingly chose to go on the show to win money?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

For all anyone knows, I could be sitting here naked as I post this.

Everyone getting excited???


If I shake my head REAL HARD.........................The picture goes away.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


LOL

The thought of Jimbo naked makes me feel afraid!


Don't be afraid of your feelings...



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"Bend over and get that soap Boy."
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I remember when old European nudist colony magazines (from the 50s) were one of the only ways we got to see pics of nudies.  Usually, the pics were b+w, and they'd be playing badminton or something.  Usually, these nudies were not Playboy material.  LOL
 
 
 
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I remember in 1st grade everyone giggling at pics in a National Geographic, of naked aboriginal natives over in Batswana or somewhere.

That was hot stuff back then!!!!
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(thinking to self) "I wonder why this topic has gotten all the attention? Could it be because it has the word 'NAKED' in the topic?" "I guess the producers were correct."     Perverts-R-Us should be proud. 
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Yea, I always told my beloved Mother it was her fault my fambly turned out like it did. She let me watch too much Marlon Perkins and Wild Kingdom, along with National Geographic specials shot in sub-Saharan Africa, all shot in black & white which somehow lead to living such a coloredful life, doncha know...
 
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...Inside!  Framily values, that's what we stand for here on CIH.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

...Inside!  Framily values, that's what we stand for here on CIH.

and inane attempts to complain about things we can't possibly change...........
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Originally posted by Patrick With a P Patrick With a P wrote:

(thinking to self) "I wonder why this topic has gotten all the attention? Could it be because it has the word 'NAKED' in the topic?" "I guess the producers were correct."     Perverts-R-Us should be proud. 


Well, Patrick With a P (hereinafter referred to for the sake of convenience as PWaP), I'm not denying the inference the we (those of us who have posted in this thread anyway) are perverts or that the subject of nudity is one that abnormally tweaks our interest, but given that so far, this post included, there have been a grand total of 13 replies from like 4 different guys (all of us already known perverts prior to this thread), I'd say you have at least few dozen more replies to go before you can correlate the evidence with the conclusion drawn.

IOW, you'll need about a good half dozen or more pages of hot, throbbing conversation before you can even begin to shout "See, I told ya so!!!".

Heck, we've had non-pervy topics which contained no nudity whatsoever, drag out several times the length this one has.

But it is a good topic nonetheless.

Please continue to enlighten and enliven us with your keen observational skillz.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

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Heck, we've had non-pervy topics which contained no nudity whatsoever, drag out several times the length this one has.


No pervert-ity? No nude-ity? 

what's the world coming to? Confused

(and if you ever see me bragging here, you have my permission to replace my hands with hooks)(typing will be much harder.)(but scratching more natural.)
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Patrick With a P Patrick With a P wrote:

(thinking to self) "I wonder why...   


Well, Patrick With a P (hereinafter referred to for the sake of convenience as PWaP), 

AngryTOO CLOSE! Even PwaP would be too close...but, for all of you deviants out there, the board may settle on 'Pwat', which would be something 'with a P rather than a T' Wink
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