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    Posted: 21 Aug 2013 at 8:58pm
Well, not really of course - but those monocled fossils on the Planters marketing board probably thought the only way to reach today's "youth" is to make sexual double entendres:

In fact, it was probably the first idea that got thrown around, and they built the entirety of the rest of the commercial around it. I'm sure they wanted to even add in a "go ahead, chew 'em and swallow 'em - don't be a spitter - they have 7g of protein!" but decided that was too risque.
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entendres??
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I don't think they are asking anyone to place a penis in their mouth. That may be what you see.   I see no penis . no ninjas. no homo erotic type stuff at all. Peanut products are high in protein.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2013 at 9:12pm
I think it's a clever commercial, nobodies talking about penises here, well not in the commercial anyway.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2013 at 9:16pm
 
Awhile back we had a thread for some product, in which someone noted that younger people see sex in everything.
 
 
edit:  It was a thread for one of the Folger's/Christmas/Peter commercials.
 
 
 
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I didn't take it as 'put a penis in your mouth', either.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Aug 2013 at 9:25pm
Originally posted by CatWoman CatWoman wrote:

I didn't take it as 'put a penis in your mouth', either.
 
But now that it's been pointed out, that's what I'll be hearing.  LOL
 
 
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The title is.  Some Mr. want his penis in your mouth.  I don't want to go there either. He could have said peanuts. Its an easy word . Even I know it.
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Seven grams of protein & six essential nutrients, but he didn't bother to mention the huge levels of sodium or all the fat & cholesterol.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by CatWoman CatWoman wrote:

I didn't take it as 'put a penis in your mouth', either.
 
A better play on words would have been: "Mr. Peanut wants you to put his nuts in your mouth.  Go ahead and grab a handful!"
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JasperGretsch Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Aug 2013 at 5:30am
This isn't the commercial that makes it rain at the end, with the constant cuts to the black guy in the audience who looks like he doesn't quite BELIIIIIIIEVE what is been said until the very end. 
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I'm waiting for the release of their Planter's peanuts pump. Its a dispenser you can use to pump up your peanuts.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JasperGretsch Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Aug 2013 at 8:10am
Originally posted by hump hump wrote:

I'm waiting for the release of their Planter's peanuts pump. Its a dispenser you can use to pump up your peanuts.

I have one of those. 

Oh wait, that's a penis pump. 
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There was a kid I went to school with who also lived across the street from me, whose nickname was Peanut because his "peanut" looked like a peanut.

I never saw it myself, but there were five brothers in the family & they all gave each other nicknames that had something to do with some physical aspect.

They gave each other nicknames like "Bulge", "Skin Dog" & of course "Peanut".

I forget the other two.




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Good to know that: A. I'm not the only pervert that noticed it OR B., see A.
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Damn, I was hoping this one would not surface again. Mommy, Get the marshmellows, Daddy's on fire.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

There was a kid I went to school with who also lived across the street from me, whose nickname was Peanut because his "peanut" looked like a peanut.

I never saw it myself, but there were five brothers in the family & they all gave each other nicknames that had something to do with some physical aspect.

They gave each other nicknames like "Bulge", "Skin Dog" & of course "Peanut".

I forget the other two.




You happen to have their contact info?

"Skin Dog's" if I have to choose.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Seven grams of protein & six essential nutrients, but he didn't bother to mention the huge levels of sodium or all the fat & cholesterol.



Peanuts have no cholesterol. Only animal products have cholesterol. Dead
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Since when did Mr.Peanut become a phallic symbol?????????.
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This commercial is seriously disturbing...been wanting to say that for a while..and NO, Planters - I AM NOT buying your products. You can blame it on your lack of promotional skills.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2013 at 1:10am
I just saw this today, and I immediately recognized "Mr. Peanut's" voice. I Googled it to make sure... and my fears were true. It's none other than nobody's favorite Saturday Night Live alum, Bill Hader.
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I didn't notice anything tawdry about this one. I kinda liked it, actually- but as a vegetarian, I like seeing a non-animal food source touted for its nutritional benefits! Yeah okay I'm a nerd......but it seems like a good parody of inspirational talks.
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