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Triple J 
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 Topic: M&M's - Maya RudolphPosted: 27 Jan 2023 at 11:07pm |
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Before you watch, be assured that this is just a stupid-ass Super Bowl... OOPS! I mean uh... "The Big Game" stunt. M&M's supposedly will be changing their name to... wait for it... "Ma & Ya's."  I am sick and tired of Maya Rudolph. She is not funny. She never has been funny. She never will be funny. Quit shoving this bitch in my face, adholes!  |
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Posted: 28 Jan 2023 at 1:55am |
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M&M Mars had just come up with some convoluted publicity campaign surrounding some new lesbian purple M&M spokesperson or some such nonsense, and the resultant negative publicity caused them to back off the spokescharacter thing and recruit Maya to replace the campaign. Or some such nonsense. Seems M&Ms started going to hell when they got rid of beige. What was the point of that, anyway? Bring back beige!!! |
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Posted: 28 Jan 2023 at 2:13am |
I had no idea that purple M&M was a lesbian. What's the point of making lesbian-themed commercials anyway? It's a f***ing candy.
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Posted: 28 Jan 2023 at 2:46am |
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In doing more research than I ever wanted to, I discovered that green is the lesbian. Purple is the new "plus-sized" one. I guess brown is the LaWanda. "M&Ms launches woke female-only special edition candy featuring 'lesbian' green and brown chocolates, as well as new plus-size purple sweet who represents body positivity" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11610317/M-Ms-launches-woke-female-special-edition-bag-candy-featuring-lesbian-green-brown.html |
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Posted: 28 Jan 2023 at 3:35am |
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FWIU they have sh*t-canned the m&m characters altogether because of some backlash over the overtly sexy portrayal of he green one with the go-go boots or because they took away the go-go boots or something like that.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 28 Jan 2023 at 4:48am |
Brown is the oldest M and M, the serious and no nonsense one. Yellow is the kind hearted goofball. Red is the sarcastic, self confident, leader, wise guy. Orange is the scaredy cat. Green is the sexy Goddess. Blue is adventurous I believe. This was said years before this new "Woke," Campaign. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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Posted: 29 Jan 2023 at 7:37am |
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No one wants to hear that a picture is painted on their food.
They should go back to "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand." The original characters are in this ad. |
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Posted: 30 Jan 2023 at 6:59am |
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I wonder how many kids will be traumatized because they ate M&Ms that they believed were 'alive', based on the characters they are representing...
 (I can see lawyers running a class action lawsuit over this in the future... ) |
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Posted: 30 Jan 2023 at 3:21pm |
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I love how simple and straightforward those old 50's and 60's commercials were.
None of that nuanced subliminal messaging and identity association crap like they do nowadays. Sometimes an ad will run for weeks or months before I even realize what they're advertising because as soon as it comes on, I turn the volume down and ignore it. Just more yadda yadda yadda. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 30 Jan 2023 at 3:47pm |
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shes another who who i think has to CONVINCE us constantly
shes FUNNY because shes NOT
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Posted: 30 Jan 2023 at 5:42pm |
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I thought she did one or two funny characters on SNL, but IMO, she wasn't nor is she now, just naturally funny like say, Kristen Wiig or Jan Hooks, etc,etc, etc going back to the original cast.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 31 Jan 2023 at 6:21am |
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She really needs to do something with her hair. It looks ...plain. Yeah, plain Ma&Yas, those will sell, sure...
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Posted: 31 Jan 2023 at 1:08pm |
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I just recently learned that she's the daughter of Minnie Riperton, who had the '70s hit "Loving You".
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Posted: 31 Jan 2023 at 4:26pm |
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i actually think-like Ratsh*tta Jones-that MAY be her only
reason for stardom opportunity NEPO BABIES |
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Posted: 10 Feb 2023 at 2:20am |
I can take or leave Maya Rudolph. Shes one of the Millennial Woke approved entertainers. So, as long as she tows the line with the woke crowd she'll be in demand. The whole scuttlebutt with eliminating the M&M characters especially the so-called hottie candy is just over the top, don't people even the PC Elites have better things to do? It beats them telling us we can't use AC, plastic bags etc.
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