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    Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 6:28pm
Now that I've already mentioned one alcohol ad, I'll mention another: The Miller Chill ad. I can't stand the one where it appears to take place in some Mexican bar. A suave, clean shaven guy gets a Miller Chill and suddenly, ice-cold air wafts around the room from the bottle. A sort of "innocent" looking girl is all "concerned" about the cold drafty air, but looks up and is apparently instantly in love with said man who ordered the beer, smiling and doing a sort of slinky dance.

 What bullcrap. First of all, Miller is just like most other blue-collar beers. Tasteless and bland. Why not cover it up with lime and salt? Secondly, there's something inexplicably stupid about the whole scenario that a "hot" girl would fall in love with you for drinking cheap, lime flavored beer. Chicks generally like stuff like sweet alcoholic drinks, so I doubt a guy like that would drink the stuff anyway. Also- how come all crappy beer is advertised as being below zero cold? Probably because it masks the awful flavor.

 And also- the girl in the ad looks like she has a mustache or something. I can't put my finger on it. She looks sort of dirty. Maybe the lighting was bad.
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The only thing Miller is good for is making red beers, and that is all. 
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I drink it and I do not expect every woman to fall madly in love with me.   But then again, I only drink it at home.  And I already have someone that was in love with me before the beer came outCool
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Jul 2008 at 6:15pm

...aaahhhhhhhh! Another product not worth your money!

I brought a six-pack home one day; thought my son might enjoy it. He told me if I was going to drink it I 'd have to go put a dress on, first...he wouldn't touch 'em. Since he didn't want any, I drank 'em real fast - before he could make me wear a dress...(little bastard tried!).
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In the case of this beer, they forgot to add the the alcohol...but, if you drink 'em fast enough, you will have to sit when you pee...
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Excellent analysis, BW77. I was going to post this topic, but I'm glad you started it instead. With such fervor too! I suspect we have a new CIH all star in the making. Clap

The commercial and the beer are both indeed swine filth, with a hint of lime and salt. I hate how they say "no other beer feels like this" when those ridiculous over-stylized lacy tattoo drawings start spreading all over the screen like anthrax. Feels like what? Drawings crawling all over you?

I was hoping last year when this crap came out that it would quickly tank as another crazy remix concoction trendy beer from the mass-brewers of formaldehyde in disguise. But nooooo.

I have honestly only had one sip of Miller Chill, just to see if it lived down to my expectations. Took an hour to get the aftertaste out of my mouth.

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If any beer (and yes Bud Lime I'm talking to you too) should put lime in the beer, it's Corona. They sell the limes next to the Corona case because they know we like the Lime in the beer. Just put it in to begin with!

Miller Chill is terrible...come to think of it, Bud, Coors, Heinekin, all Miller (though I do like MGD) are all pretty terrible.
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