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Nope - not at all.
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

You're just jealous of Mechanical Chicken! They are this generation's imminent The Beatles and The Rolling Stones! :)
Well, you surly have some audio you can share with us!
 
Send me a PM and I will buy you some time in a studio...that's the only way I'm going to believe any of this demented BS!  STFU!
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

You're just jealous of Mechanical Chicken! They are this generation's imminent The Beatles and The Rolling Stones! :)


Best of luck to you and your band, Cranedy!!!!

Hope to hear more about them soon!!!!

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

You're just jealous of Mechanical Chicken! They are this generation's imminent The Beatles and The Rolling Stones! :)


Best of luck to you and your band, Cranedy!!!!

Hope to hear more about them soon!!!!

ShockedBig smileWhy, here's MC intro to their 'Libe In De Prizzon' album!
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Well, Mark certainly is living the rock star life! Called me at 2am to get him out of trouble! Mark done messed up royally!
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, Mark certainly is living the rock star life! Called me at 2am to get him out of trouble! Mark done messed up royally!
 
Now Now! You 'boyz' need to know 'There Is No Hope In Dope'
 
JUST SAY NO!
 
If YOU are a *real* manager, you'll drop the crack pipe and start acting like a responsible overseer.
If not, then here's MC intro to their 'Libe In De Prizzon' album!
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, Mark certainly is living the rock star life! Called me at 2am to get him out of trouble! Mark done messed up royally!
Well! You can't just leave us hanging, what happened?
 
Let me guess...you provide room and board for all of the members of YOUR band.
You are prepared to bail them out of jail when they get into "trouble"?
Why wouldn't you celebrate with them after the show?  You know, watch out for the band that sh*t the golden brick.
 
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Well, Mark landed himself in jail and I was the one he called to bail him out. I ended up having to use some of my emergency fund money to bail him out of jail. In theory, he should have called his parents. He told me he was too ashamed to tell his parents he was in jail after taking a walk on the wild side, so he called me.

. I bailed him out and told him,"I used some of my emergency fund money to bail you out of jail! You're going to pay me back!" He said,"But, I don't have the money to pay you back!" I smiled at him and said,"Oh, you are not going to pay me in direct money. But I will be getting my money back from you. I am not your father, I am your Godfather. You will end up metaphorically kissing the ring!" I told him cryptically.
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Well, I guess if "Mark" is going to be "kissing the ring" it kinda proves your head is up your ass, huh? 
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I wrote better and more realistic dialogue and prose as a 5 year old.
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Typicle 'non-answer'.
 
A lot of words but you aren't really saying anything.
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, Mark landed himself in jail and I was the one he called to bail him out. I ended up having to use some of my emergency fund money to bail him out of jail. In theory, he should have called his parents. He told me he was too ashamed to tell his parents he was in jail after taking a walk on the wild side, so he called me.

. I bailed him out and told him,"I used some of my emergency fund money to bail you out of jail! You're going to pay me back!" He said,"But, I don't have the money to pay you back!" I smiled at him and said,"Oh, you are not going to pay me in direct money. But I will be getting my money back from you. I am not your father, I am your Godfather. You will end up metaphorically kissing the ring!" I told him cryptically.


Wow, that sounds like quite an ordeal, Cranedy!!!

I certainly hope everything works out for you and your band!!!

How is Mark doing?? Does he have to go to court?

How did the rest of the band react?

Tell us more!!!



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Well, Mark has to go to court. I ended up having to pay a lawyer for him out of my emergency fund money! I bailed him out and got him a lawyer. That Mark really ate into my emergency fund money! The other band members are a little upset, and Mark has to miss a gig due to being in court, so I have asked Garry to sing lead for today. Garry is the secondary singer in the band. He says he will do it. I hope they rock well again with Garry on lead today. I am a bit nervous, considering that Garry will have to sing the song and play his guitar at the same time.
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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I was amused when I saw this thread in another forum.
 
 
LOL
 
There was a character, over there on the CF that reminded me of Donna.
 
Same odd topic subjects, same writing style.
And he was treated like the idiot he appeared to be.
 
The author's first post...
 
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, Mark landed himself in jail and I was the one he called to bail him out. I ended up having to use some of my emergency fund money to bail him out of jail. In theory, he should have called his parents. He told me he was too ashamed to tell his parents he was in jail after taking a walk on the wild side, so he called me.

. I bailed him out and told him,"I used some of my emergency fund money to bail you out of jail! You're going to pay me back!" He said,"But, I don't have the money to pay you back!" I smiled at him and said,"Oh, you are not going to pay me in direct money. But I will be getting my money back from you. I am not your father, I am your Godfather. You will end up metaphorically kissing the ring!" I told him cryptically.
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I ended up having to pay a lawyer for him out of my emergency fund money! I bailed him out and got him a lawyer. That Mark really ate into my emergency fund money!
 
Your mom is going to be so pissed when she finds out you've been spending her money that you are keeping from her...
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I ended up having to pay a lawyer for him out of my emergency fund money! I bailed him out and got him a lawyer. That Mark really ate into my emergency fund money!
 
Your mom is going to be so pissed when she finds out you've been spending her money that you are keeping from her...
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Mommy is dead because bugs ate her tits...or she had titcancer...or something like that - point is, she's dead so she can't get pissed until HE shows up dead which provides her a real opportunity to wail into the little teabagger.
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My mother is not dead! Nor does she have cancer.
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

My mother is not dead! Nor does she have cancer.
Confused Wait a minute! Now you're answering for Donathan, Cranathan.
YeaOKfine - no surprise, everyone knew - time to quit clowning and come up with another 'imaginary you' that is at least almost entertaining, or have your most prolific songwriter use the picture below as inspiration for the lyrics to MC's next great hit, 'Getting An Ass Chewing From Mommy In The Afterlife'.
I think it will come from your troubled band member with the huge drug problem and will be his best contribution before he dies of the forthcoming drug overdose (from Bayer Aspirin).
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I ended up having to pay a lawyer for him out of my emergency fund money! I bailed him out and got him a lawyer. That Mark really ate into my emergency fund money!
 
Your mom is going to be so pissed when she finds out you've been spending her money that you are keeping from her...
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Mommy is dead because bugs ate her tits...or she had titcancer...or something like that - point is, she's dead so she can't get pissed until HE shows up dead which provides her a real opportunity to wail into the little teabagger.
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Quote I think it will come from your troubled band member with the huge drug problem and will be his best contribution before he dies of the forthcoming drug overdose (from Bayer Aspirin).
 
I don't believe Donna said it was for drugs.  Could be Mark took his nocturnal visit to a 'petting zoo' a bit too literally and then went just a little too far with some of the goats.  No doubt DonnaCran will report he is now paying hush money to keep the incident out of the tabloids, as well as procuring certain medical services to ensure there is no 'love child' to cause scandal later...
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