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Well, Alicia is still a big hit but we were having a hard time telling Mark about her being the interin lead singer. We visited Mark in rehab yesterday. When Mark asked how the singing was going with Garry, Garry answered in a high pitched voice,"My singing is going great!" Mark was immediately on guard and suspicious. When Garry is lying, he speaks in a high pitched voice. That's his lying tell.

"Oh, my God! What happened to the band? Did we break up!?' Mark asked in a worried tone.

The band members giggled nervously. Mark was even more suspicious now. "What are you guys hiding from me?" Mark asked clearly on red alert now.

Garry said,"Nothing. We're hiding nothing from you!" He now sounded like Mickey Mouse sucked in helium.

Mark said,"Garry, you're lying. I am still part of this band. I deserve to know what is going on with the band. You guys are hiding something from me, I just know it."

I said, trying to desparately change the subject. "Hey, how's life going for you in rehab?" Mark said,"Life in rehab is going fine. I made a lot of friends in here. I still want to know what you guys are hiding from me." Drats! He still got us! Double drats!

The four other band members and I stepped away from Mark and we had a private chat talking about whether or not we should tell Mark about Alicia. We all decided that Mark deserved the truth before he found out from someone else.

We all went back to Mark and told him about Alicia. Mark looked hurt and betrayed but we defended the decision by pointing out that Garry was tired of singing all the time and he was never meant to be singing all the time, as he was just a secondary singer. I told Mark that it was just temporary until he got better from his sickness and was released from rehab. I told him,"It's business, not personal." Mark looked better. We all chatted amicably and then visiting hours were over.
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL
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All across the land, people are on the edges of their seats asking themselves....



Meanwhile in a South Florida rehab facility next door to Walgreens...



Tune in again next week for another episode of....

...As The Mechanical Chicken Turns!!!!




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Yawn...
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I made a vow I would not respond directly to this thread and the ignoramus who authored it.
 
^^Nice work on the cartoon there Jimbo. LOL
 
All across the land, people are on the edges of their seats asking themselves....
 
We'll sell you the whole seat but you'll only need the edge!

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^^Nice work on the cartoon there Jimbo. LOL


Thanks, ak.

I added another line at the bottom...

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Hey, I am not Donathan and Mechanical Chicken is real!
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Hey, I am not Donathan and Mechanical Chicken is real!
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

I am a music promoter and as I was eating a chicken meal one day, I absentmindedly decided to read the ingredients, salt, broth, seasoning, the normal stuff, and my eye caught sight of the main ingredient. Mechanically separated chicken! I then thought,"That could be a good name for a Rock band! Mechanically Separated Chicken! I could have T-shirts with raw chicken being separated by a robot machine! Fans could say,"I just bought Mechanically Separated Chicken's new single! They rock!"
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I named them Mechanically Separated Chicken AFTER I read "mechanically separated chicken," as a chicken meal ingredient. I named them Mechanical Chicken after animal rights activist/vegans jumped down my band's throats for what they considered a lews and offensive name.
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Yeah, he went from conceiving the name for a band to actually having such band playing gigs---like within days!  I guess there'll be an album coming out soon (it'll go platinum the first day, no doubt, even though none of us will ever be able to hear it, for some "Cranedy" reason).  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Hey, I am not Donathan and Mechanical Chicken is real!




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^LOL
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^^Nice work on the cartoon there Jimbo. LOL


Thanks, ak.

I added another line at the bottom...

LOL
That rotisserie chicken is making me hungry!

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Donna posted about Alicia again but took it down...are you seeing how silly this is?
 
I was up around midnight and Donna decided to turn up the sex appeal with Alicia and the way she dressed for their (gigs). LOL Donna even provided the slinky outfit (from his own collection) Tongue
 
"The men will want to be with her and the women will want to be like here" Tongue
Like nothing ever happened, like nobody called him out on his lies.
And as the world turns, so goes the days of Donna's lives. LOL

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Well, last night I told Alicia to up her sexiness a little. I told her she is the aphrodisiac of the group who could sing really well. I told her that her role was to makr the male fans want her but they couldn't have her. Teasing sexy is what her role is, without being overly slutty. Marilyn Monroe is what she needed to be like, not Paris Hilton. Alicia smiled understandably. At the gig, Alicia , was the sweet candy the guys couldn't eat. She was sexy without being slutty. The male fans loved her sexy without being overly slutty persona! The gig went great!
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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^^^Don't you think if her dresses get any shorter, someone will see her dick, if not her nads a-hangin' down?
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With your track record, this'll be Alicia in 2 weeks:
 
Image result for courtney love on drugs
 
 
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Alicia is a WOMAN!
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Alicia is a WOMAN!


Some of us are beginning to suspect that maybe you're one too, Donathan.


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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Alicia is a WOMAN!


Some of us are beginning to suspect that maybe you're one too, Donathan.


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I am a MAN. AND I AM NOT DONATHAN!
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Originally posted by Cranathan Lola Cranathan Lola wrote:

I am a MAN. AND I AM NOT DONATHAN!
Not true...but is this MSC singing about you?
 
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I am a man! I promise! I have a penis and testicles! I promise!
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

I am a man! I promise! I have a penis and testicles! I promise!


So now we know the real truth.

All this time, everybody assumed that as Donathan, you were a male.

But now, after your above admission, we now know that you are, in fact a female.


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I am a man, not a woman! My name is Maxwell Jones! And I am not Donathan! I promise!
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