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    Posted: 16 Jun 2015 at 1:01am
I detest how this guy says "Starter". This whole commercial is annoying.


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Getting tired of this dr seuss bullsh*t
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Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:

Getting tired of this dr seuss bullsh*t



EXACTLY. That sing song rhyming crap grates on my last nerve.
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Got my first car, wrecked it twice

Brake line chewed through by some mice

Ricocheted it off a tree

Steering bolster broke my knee

Still sliding in a sideways drift

Careening toward a nearby cliff

The final thoughts went through my head

This tiny car, I'll soon be dead

I think I shoulda, I think I oughtta

Boughta car bigger'n a Miata
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ALE515 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jun 2015 at 3:05pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Got my first car, wrecked it twice

Brake line chewed through by some mice

Ricocheted it off a tree

Steering bolster broke my knee

Still sliding in a sideways drift

Careening toward a nearby cliff

The final thoughts went through my head

This tiny car, I'll soon be dead

I think I shoulda, I think I oughtta

Boughta car bigger'n a Miata


Perfection!
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Got my first car, wrecked it twice

Brake line chewed through by some mice

Ricocheted it off a tree

Steering bolster broke my knee

Still sliding in a sideways drift

Careening toward a nearby cliff

The final thoughts went through my head

This tiny car, I'll soon be dead

I think I shoulda, I think I oughtta

Boughta car bigger'n a Miata


Standing ovation!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Frankcastle006 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jun 2015 at 7:44pm
Yay! It's rhyme time at Mazda. Maybe they'll start handing out colouring books and crayons with their cars. If you're gonna read to me like its story time in preschool, I want balloons too.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jun 2015 at 7:51pm
Originally posted by Frankcastle006 Frankcastle006 wrote:

Yay! It's rhyme time at Mazda. Maybe they'll start handing out colouring books and crayons with their cars. If you're gonna read to me like its story time in preschool, I want balloons too.

Coloring books and crayons.  Hmmm.  Think that they might be able to work out a volume discount deal?

http://commercialsihate.com/colorama-13-bucks-for-a-stupid-coloring-book_topic21421.html
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Jun 2015 at 8:44pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Got my first car, wrecked it twice

Brake line chewed through by some mice

Ricocheted it off a tree

Steering bolster broke my knee

Still sliding in a sideways drift

Careening toward a nearby cliff

The final thoughts went through my head

This tiny car, I'll soon be dead

I think I shoulda, I think I oughtta

Boughta car bigger'n a Miata


You are a GENIUS!
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I've been hating this ad too. Especially the way he says "TAILGATES!!!"

It's now on my "immediate mute" list  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote runwiththefox Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jun 2015 at 9:07pm
I LOATHE this commercial! Why? Because it has privileged, upscale a--hole written all over it. Like, this is the cookie cutter model all of us should follow.

 & I guess the voice-over really emphasizes it. I *hate* when he says "TAIL GATE!!" He sounds like some thick-necked former hs & college jock/ works for his daddy's firm now a-hole.
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Thank you! This guy is one of the few you don't see the person but still deserves a smash in the face regardless! Hated this from the first time I saw it and despise it more each time its overplayed. TAIL GATE - complete jackass!
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I absolutely HATE this commercial. I can't change the station or mute the TV fast enough when this comes on. The voice-over is done by Aaron Paul. The way he says "bought a roadster" sounds like "butter roaster".
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The sing-song children's show announcer needs to hop in his Mazda and drive his azz back to Sesame Street.  Seriously, after ONE viewing, this commercial gets on my nerves.  Seeing it repeatedly-- well, that's why God created the mute button.
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not been in here for a while, good to see y'all still hatin', hahaha! Love the poem!!!

Came here because this commercial reminded me of this site - my major pet peeve with this (besides the aforementioned Dr. Seuss-type poetry) is that very last line -

"...reminds you of when you... were you... " Unhappy

What a load of tripe! So who's he been all this time, a suffering big pretender? bet that makes the wife and kiddies feel the love! Or maybe... he's got a new midlife crisis hello-officer-red flashback to his wasted youth Mazda because he's divorced now? Hmmm....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Aug 2015 at 7:31pm
Sorry, it looks like they got a new spokesperson THIS GUY! I heard Mr. Looooooonnnngg drrrraaawwwn ooouutt selling another car in the Mazda line up.

Grrrrrrooooooaaaannnnn.
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There's an extended version of this ad that's even worse.
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