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    Posted: 17 Nov 2017 at 9:57pm
Confused Is this what I think it is? An advertisement for a forthcoming episode of 'Criminal Minds'?
 
"Hiiiiii....my name is Courtney and I want you to COME FIND ME! Aaaaand abduct me, taking me someplace where NOOOOOBODY will find my repeatedly-bound & raped mortal remains..."
 
Cute girl with a 'death wish'.
 
 
 
 
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Just asking to be groped.
 
 
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O.K. Thrump...but 'groping' may not be the proper course of action, in this case.
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I'd fly extra miles for a look at that verticle smile. Tongue


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ok..shes a 'flight attedant'..so one night stands in the hotel with other male attendants who are probably BI or just gay and 'experimenting' have gotten old.Pilots? Usually married. and shes prone to hipster hatwear..she MAY be moderately insufferable. But kinda hot!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

O.K. Thrump...but 'groping' may not be the proper course of action, in this case.
 
Groping is very popular these days.  Or at least, having been groped at one time in one's life, preferably by someone notable. 
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

O.K. Thrump...but 'groping' may not be the proper course of action, in this case.
 
Groping is very popular these days.  Or at least, having been groped at one time in one's life, preferably by someone notable. 
 
 
 
 
I'm grappling with the idea of groping because I want no griping when I'm gripping, doncha know...
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused Is this what I think it is? An advertisement for a forthcoming episode of 'Criminal Minds'?
 
"Hiiiiii....my name is Courtney and I want you to COME FIND ME! Aaaaand abduct me, taking me someplace where NOOOOOBODY will find my repeatedly-bound & raped mortal remains..."
 
Cute girl with a 'death wish'.
 
 
 
 
I'm just going to come out and say it...there is absolutely no way someone that looks like Courtney cannot find a date on her own. She needs a dating service as much as a dog needs a bicycle. You don't even have to personally attracted her, trust me, someone is because she is practically the standard pretty blonde that society parades in front of us. 

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Guys are supposed to think she is someone they will meet if they use Match.com.  Wink
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neeehhh....Match.com just set her up for all the sickos and deviants - someone WILL find her.
'PleaseHelpFindMeAndSaveMeFromCertainDeath.com' will have her crying and babbling, dirty, sweaty, naked and chained to a bed...poor thing.
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^If you seriously find that funny, I want nothing part of it!
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Who said anything about funny, or have you missed past news about incidents exactly like that?
"Come find me!"
Why would anyone be stupid enough to advertise themselves in such a manner when precisely what I said has repeatedly occurred, or are people blind?
No.
 
'Common Sense' dictates a person is always careful in regard to what or who they invite into their life.
 
She seems to not have heard that.
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Sorry, I misunderstood.
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Winkno no - not a problem! Sarcasm is what it is and can easily be misunderstood
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She needs to get rid of that hipster hat, but other than that, I'd certainly give her a couple of inches.
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I would hate it if she turned out to be vegan
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Sorry, she may be stupid, but she is hot... hipster hat or not...

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^^^Yea, she's a blonde with those cute eyes that, when you look into them, you can see the back of her skull. She's got that cute pixie-smile and great eyebrows and that kind of figure that just makes a sick person want to immediately stalk her.
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

She needs to get rid of that hipster hat, but other than that, I'd certainly give her a couple of inches.
 
A couple of inches??!!  Doesn't that mean 2?  Shocked
 
My sympathy.  LOL
 
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

She needs to get rid of that hipster hat, but other than that, I'd certainly give her a couple of inches.

Nah, she can keep the hat on. 

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ErmmThese days. I bet she feels like a real star - but I wonder if Courtney realizes what she has done? Wonder if she gets anxious when she is entering her home at dusk? Wonder if she looks over her shoulder while experiencing extreme 'stress sweat', eh Namaste? Gotta be curious if she has found a single glove laying around...
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