Lysol Pro Antibacterial- 5 Second Rule (vid) |
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aka ron
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Posted: 01 May 2017 at 6:31pm |
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I did a search, looked over the first few pages... WTF is it with these slobs? I'm going to sneak into their house and scoot my ass across ALL of their kitchen surfaces.
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DarkRealmStar
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Gross, gross slobs!
There is no Five Second Rule, dumbasses! Why would it take up to five seconds for bacteria, germs and other grisly things to attach to your food when it's already there? Lysol may clean it up but it doesn't stay clean forever. Lysol, sinking to the lowest common denominator of Americans! And I hate that voiceover girl's voice.
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Jimbo
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Oh come on you two.... don't tell me you've never picked up spilled food off the counter and eaten it!!!
At least it didn't show them picking up food off the floor and eating it... |
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DarkRealmStar
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Jimbo
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Haven't you ever heard the phrase "waste not want not" ? It's a sin to waste food!!!! |
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MrTim
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Somebody, somewhere, will have a couple of brain neurons connect, and then get the bright idea to spray Lysol on the food they dropped before eating it.
Only the suing lawyers will be the winners in this one...
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PaWolf
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Thank You, ol'Mule, *I* drop food on the floor and eat it. *I* drop other people's food on the floor and eat it. I'm here to testify today!
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Anduril
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Raises and interesting question... What happens if you drop anti-bacterial soap on the floor? Does the "five-second rule" still apply? |
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aka ron
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^
That's why they invented soap on a rope...for those unfortunate times when the showers may be a community event.
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aka ron
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God! The music in this commercial is driving me bonkers. F YOU! Lysol!
And, you would think the people at Lysol would know better than to show some kids eating raw cookie batter. Even I know that's a no no. I'm not going to buy anything from these assbags! |
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DarkRealmStar
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Remember when we used to get to lick the blades from cake batter mixers? And a bit of cookie dough? I used to sneak a bit of raw hamburger meat. Yum. Those were the good old days. Now everything will kill you if it isn't cooked to the right temperature. And fresh fruits and veggies can kill you if they're not thoroughly washed enough and/or come from Mexico.
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No, tip toeing through the tulips was Tiny Tim's job:
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