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    Posted: 15 Apr 2009 at 3:05am
I never heard of Linda Evangelista before I did a little research on this ad, but apparently she's some kind of (yuck) fashion model.
 
 
I hate fashion models!!!!
 
But this gal's mug scares the livin crap out of me everytme I see this ad.
 
What I really hate is that friggin robo-hairdo she's sportin. Shocked
 
Which is unusual, because I usually like really short hair on girls, but this thing is just plain frightening!!!!
 
I guess she's supposed to be "beautiful" or something, but personally, I don't see it. To me she just looks odd & disturbing.
 
And the ad is annoying too. So, she's 43. What she fails to mention is that she's probably had thousands of dollars worth of surgery, skin peels, & is wearing a ton of makeup, not to mention the soft lighting & digital enhancements
 
Anyway, here's a link to the ad. It's not on YouTube, but it is on the company website, so enjoy, horror fans!!!
 
 
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Hate the hairdo(n't)!!  And her face reminds me of Norma Desmond.  One more eyebrow lift and Linda E. will be sporting a goatee!! Tongue  Big%20smile
 
 
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Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

One more eyebrow lift and Linda E. will be sporting a goatee!! Tongue  Big%20smile
 
LOLLOLLOL 
 
Or maybe a "Van Dyke".
 
That's an old joke, but still funny!!!
 
And what's up with those flared nostrils?????????
 
Wonder how much those cost her.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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She was considered a "super model" back in the 80s and 90s, she was often pictured in Vogue magazine.

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Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

Hate the hairdo(n't)!!  And her face reminds me of Norma Desmond.  One more eyebrow lift and Linda E. will be sporting a goatee!! Tongue  Big%20smile
 
 
Angry It is MUCH, MUCH too early in the morning for this!!! I'm  trying to catch a bus and now I have to clean the keyboard and monitor...and you gifted me an instant two-minute stress-tension headache...LOL
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She was an extremely successful supermodel. 
 
The running joke was that her nose had a rather phallic quality.  Tee-hee! 
 
It still does.
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OMG!!!! I thought I was just a perv for noticing that!!!! LOLLOLLOL
 
Thank you for mentioning it.
 
Now I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one who thinks her nose looks like a schlong. LOLLOLLOL
 
 
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Actually, her entire face looks like someone took her by the top of her scalp then pulled her skin up into a bunch & stapled it to her skull.
 
 
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she looks weird.

Like some bad girl villain from the early to mid 90's. Confused

OR an image of the Hollywood's version of what a woman would look like from the far future from the 80's or 90's.

Her nose definately has a phallic quality, odd. Dead
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she's got that old Vanilla Ice hairdo....! 

on the website she looks updated...

 

 

plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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I guess it's supposed to make her look "sassy".
 
More like "silly".
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I guess it's supposed to make her look "sassy".
 
More like "silly".
 
 
 


Or possibly even "stupid". I hate fashion models, too. They creep me the f*ck out.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

OMG!!!! I thought I was just a perv for noticing that!!!! LOLLOLLOL
 
Thank you for mentioning it.
 
Now I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one who thinks her nose looks like a schlong. LOLLOLLOL
 
 
 
And I thought maybe you were seeing her nostrils as mini-virginias.  'Cuz, y'know, that's probably the right size for you.  That's what your neighbors tell me, anyway.
 
 
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Anyway, that woman looks like a she-male.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

OMG!!!! I thought I was just a perv for noticing that!!!! LOLLOLLOL
 
Thank you for mentioning it.
 
Now I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one who thinks her nose looks like a schlong. LOLLOLLOL
 
And I thought maybe you were seeing her nostrils as mini-virginias.  'Cuz, y'know, that's probably the right size for you.  That's what your neighbors tell me, anyway.
 
And how exactly would they know? 
 
I've never stood outside in my yard waving my dick at them.
 
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Yeah, I noticed that too. I think she just looks like a better version of Brigitte Nielsen.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

OMG!!!! I thought I was just a perv for noticing that!!!! LOLLOLLOL
 
Thank you for mentioning it.
 
Now I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one who thinks her nose looks like a schlong. LOLLOLLOL
 
And I thought maybe you were seeing her nostrils as mini-virginias.  'Cuz, y'know, that's probably the right size for you.  That's what your neighbors tell me, anyway.
 
And how exactly would they know? 
 
I've never stood outside in my yard waving my dick at them.
 
 
I asked them to spy on you.
 
My 72 y/o neighbor Kirk likes to moon me.  Sometimes, he flashes me.  Pretty funny guy, actually.
 
Another neighbor-friend likes to take craps in my downstairs toilet, and then leave it there for me to deal with. 
 
I don't know why I attract such horrible people.  LOL
 
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

Yeah, I noticed that too. I think she just looks like a better version of Brigitte Nielsen.
 
...who's just a bigger version of Susan Powter.
 
 
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Another model whose "beauty" I never saw is Isabella Rosselini.  Reminds me of Olive Oyl.  And kinda manly.
 
A friend of mine used to have the hots for Veruschka.  She was beautiful, but, of course, tall.  At 5'8", I don't want to have to look up at a woman. 
 
 
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Unless of course you're "doin the wild thang" with you on the bottom & her on top.
 
In that instance, looking up at a woman is not bad at all.
 
Or if she's "takin' a moustache ride".
 
That's OK too.
 
 
 
 
 
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At first glance, she looks like a drag queen.
Second glance, disturbing.
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It's the hair.
 
Makes her appear dude-like.
 
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Hell, they couldn't have picked a better person to advertise a product called "Visible Lift" As someone mentioned before, it looks like someone has pulled her face up. I am sure they did and it cost a pretty penny as well. Very visible indeed...
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Unless of course you're "doin the wild thang" with you on the bottom & her on top.
 
In that instance, looking up at a woman is not bad at all.
 
Or if she's "takin' a moustache ride".
 
That's OK too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Or, if she's standing over me with a whip, demanding I lick her boots.  But of course, that goes without saying.
 
 
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Originally posted by FrauKruspe FrauKruspe wrote:

Hell, they couldn't have picked a better person to advertise a product called "Visible Lift" As someone mentioned before, it looks like someone has pulled her face up. I am sure they did and it cost a pretty penny as well. Very visible indeed...
 
Another one they do that (or something) to, is Raquel Welch.  I don't remember what her current commercial's for, but hell...she's gotta be about 70, but looks to be about 45.
 
Celebs might start out better-looking than the average person---but that does NOT mean they have some sort of genetic makeup that prevents them from aging.  Unless smoke and mirrors are genetic.
 
 
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