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    Posted: 21 Jul 2011 at 6:29pm
I'm thinkin' here's what happens when ya strap up the wrinkles with box tape and cover with makeup - doncha feel younger already? Drink up, ladies - looks like it's "Cougar Time"!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote msmadz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2011 at 6:38pm
If she's 56, I'm Sophia Loren.  Of course the camera doesn't zoom in too too close so she may very well be with good make up. Kinda like when Eddie Murphy morphs himself into an old Jewish man...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2011 at 12:13am
Linda & Carol's husbands are gonna have to get their lifestyles "lifted" now.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2011 at 12:51am
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Linda & Carol's husbands are gonna have to get their lifestyles "lifted" now.
ConfusedCould it be the hubbies have 'Low-T'? ("There is no 'T' in Cialis or Viagara!")
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote KellyLynn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2011 at 5:09am
I think these ladies have had a little more than a lifestyle lift. I also think cheating mother nature with plastic surgery catches up to ya, sooner or later. Just sayin'.
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The version with just Linda--and not the Linda seen here, but a completely different Linda--is my personal most-hated. I can't seem to find it online, maybe someone here on the boards can vouch for its existence. It's the one where she says:

"I'm Linda, I'm 70 years old. Can you believe it?"

And for the record, no, Linda. I cannot believe it: I would have guessed you're 75.

Also, maybe it's just me, but the way she says "I'm Linda" rings horribly to my ears for some reason.


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"You look younger, no YOU look younger, no YOU.....(etc)" Wacko

Something really weird about how the finger on the cheek thing too for some reason.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2011 at 10:43pm
My 60 y/o neighbor had one of these Lifestyle Lifts.  Her lifestyle remains the same, but she looks pretty good. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2011 at 10:48pm
Actually, this reminds me of that thread that Shadow started a few years back - the 'wiggly arms' cure...kinda makes you wonder if this "cure" all comes off the same spool of box tape...
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Originally posted by orion70 orion70 wrote:

"You look younger, no YOU look younger, no YOU.....(etc)" Wacko

Something really weird about how the finger on the cheek thing too for some reason.
 
Thank you for voicing what I was trying to figure out. It's very intimate, but they're obviously trying to show them as just friends (because most commercials ignore gay people unless they're on LOGO or something), so it comes off incredibly uncomfortable to me.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jul 2011 at 10:20pm
I've never seen the ad, but somehow stumbled across people complaining about LL on another website. Apparently this stuff will turn out great, or completely f**k your face up. Not to mention IT ISN'T EVEN PERMANENT.
It's ok, I'm in marketing!
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WinkRight.
Whenever I see this commercial, I mentally see the various scenes from the movie Terry Gilliam's movie 'Brazil', when Sam Lowry (Jonathan Pryce) visits his mother, who will go to any extent to look younger - and 'the facelift' is an absolute, warped classic.
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