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    Posted: 04 Dec 2009 at 11:11pm
Does anyone else just feel dirty after seeing that commercial for the LG chocolate touch with Sierra(who ever the hell that is)?
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I know that "LG Chocolate Touch" is a phone, but it still sounds like something from a sex-toy store....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CubaLibre88 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Dec 2009 at 12:33am
this commercial really bothers me... its sorta funny but only because it looks like those madtv/snl skits that make fun of rap music videos with the half naked dancing chicks but this is using them "seriously". but its still annoying and degrading to see women being used in the commercial solely as sex objects shaking their asses all over the guy in the ad. also the lyric "shake that thing like a donkey" makes no sense
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I just hate the guy in a commercial and the entire premises. Like, why would the phone make the music sound better. It's the SOUND FILE or the head phones that's going to make or break the quality, not the phone or mp3 player playing it. Stupid concept. Also the dude doing the sampling of Ciara music reacts so stupidly. As soon as the guy plugs the head phones into the LG phone and he reacts far too enthusiastic "oh wow...oh what is this?!" WTF dude, in real life it's gonna sound the same. Also, if I have to see Ciara's literal fat ass in tight leather pants again I'm going to puke. Dead
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Wow, sounds horrible! glad I'm missing this commercial. 
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For your viewing pleasure (you didn't think you'd get off THAT easily now did ya Ad? he he he)

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i dont know why i did that to myself. as soon as i heard you better shake that thing like a donkey i wanted to punch myself right in the head for pushing play
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I guess Ciara and company are supposed to epitomize "strong and liberated", and the guy represents "weak and controlled by his dick".  'Cause really...no white guy that age is going to be into Ciara for the music.
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It's not as bad as I pictured. of course the sound doesn't work so maybe it's worse unmuted. 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I guess Ciara and company are supposed to epitomize "strong and liberated", and the guy represents "weak and controlled by his dick".  'Cause really...no white guy that age is going to be into Ciara for the music.


True, but they would be more than happy to lay the pipe in that.  Ciara is friggin hot.
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I must be old........ music on your cell phone? I just make and recieve calls on mine.
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When I see that commercial all I see is nasty dancing Herpes
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I always think it's an ad for Sierra Mist when it comes on.  It would've been much better that way.  Picture it..

"What sounds better? Sierra this way? (does whatever he does first in the commercial) Or Sierra this way? (opens a can of Sierra Mist)"

Oh, what could've been...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Craftychiq Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2009 at 4:45pm
Funny as that would be (and it would) they would run the risk of alienating Sierra Mist/Pepsico consumers who are also Ciarra (sp?) fans and in this age when people sue for any stupid little thing a possible lawsuit by her people for the insult (that's if they even got permission to use the song to begin with). At the same time Coca cola could jump on board and hire her to combat the commercial with one that features her positively. It could be interesting depending on the intelligence and sense of humor of the people involved of course.

Speaking of which (and yeah I know going completely off topic for a minute), I wouldn't mind seeing Coke and Pepsi going to war again for a while. I loved their commercials when they were really going at it. This one's my favorite:
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I just hate this commercial purely because I don't get what is the reason for bringing in Ciara (who I'd never heard of until this commercial), considering that when you compare the way something sounds to something else, you are looking for which one is more realistic sounding. So, they are basically saying the real thing is more realistic than something synthetic? No kidding.  It is because of this that the commercial annoys me.

Though it might not be as interesting a commercial, if they'd just had a pure comparison like they were at the start of the commercial, and not make an obnoxious twist at the end, it'd be one of the few commercials out there whose layout I agree with.  If, at the end, he was sat down with a 5.1 surround sound system playing the music, then I could get behind the commercial. Because, then it'd be an absurd comparison that is still, not only humorous, but still logical.

I'm not sure if I expressed my thoughts clearly enough XD

I also really hate how every other commercial for phones has to show either an old actor, who is long since his/her prime, or is full of trashy or slutty looking singers, while, at the same time, playing some of their horrible music. The most recent one that annoyed me was




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  • I just googled this "Ciara" and apparently she's a few months younger than me, yet she looks like she could have graduated with my mother.
  • The finer points of this ad is what grosses me out. Apparently, men are dumb enough to buy anything so long as there is a woman waving her crotch in their face. Wait a second, what am I saying? Of course men are dumb enough to buy anything so long as there is a woman waving her crotch in their face (might depend on the crotch though). I wouldn't be so forthcoming with this... "celebrity" waving her vagina in my face.
  • As for telling me to "shake that thing like a donkey and crawl for it", she must be referring to a naked man that crawls on the floor with his penis and testicles dangling towards the floor like a donkey would do. What exactly am I working for by crawling on the floor like a jackass?
Oh! I get it now...


...I think; "The Chocolate Touch." Wink
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LOL

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