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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 55884 |
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Let's all join hands and pray... (all you atheists too!!!)... that this God awful abomination of a mutant pond scum bacterial infection, lower life form pile of squirming, wriggling turd maggots of a show, dies a swift but highly gruesome and painful public death with lots of gooey, spattered gore dripping from the walls and running down into the gutters, straight into the sewers of Hollywood, where it gets into the water supply and turns every TV network executive and producer who creates this kind of anus vomit into bisexual frogs who spend the rest of their lives clinging to tree trunks by the light of the moon, making weird ribbiting noises while that balloon thing on their neck throbs. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 33609 |
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Tony Soprano's wife is the chief of police? I doubt I even get that channel and I won't watch if I do!
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jnoble ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 Jun 2012 Location: NJ Status: Offline Points: 742 |
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Firearm experts who know what to look for can tell you right off the bat which actress/actor in these TV cop detective shows have never handled a gun in their lives before getting cast
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 55884 |
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If you want to see something funny, watch some old scenes from Gunsmoke where James Arness as Matt Dillon fires his Colt 6 shooter at someone. I can't find any clips, but often times he'd do that thing you used to see kids do while playing cowboys and indians, where he'd hold the gun up with one hand, arm extended like all the Hollywood cowboys of that era did, then every time he'd pull the trigger, he'd sort of push the gun forward as if trying to push the bullet out faster, but all it did was force the end of the barrel downward. Funny to watch.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 3647 |
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and..TANGENT!! Well at least M Dillon doesn't look like he SMELLS FARTS constantly--although Festus sure did
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 55884 |
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So even though ol' Festus might not have been a smart feller, at least he was a fart smeller. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 3647 |
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![]() 2 words...Miss KITTY |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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