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    Posted: 30 Jul 2020 at 12:43am
In Omaha, this abomination is adapted to the name and logo of (Kroger-owned) Baker's. I'm not sure how many Kroger-free zones are left in this country.



Ugh! The figures would be irritating to look at without animation. I actually like the song, but that damn dancing almost makes Toyota Jan usable as eyebleach!
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Here we have Frys with the same balloon headed Kroji (my son works for the Kroges and has been 'illuminated' to these characters nomenclature). Myself i DESPISE that friggin gay anthem with every atom and seeing this poof mince & thrust to this 'music' makes my stomach pulse and convulse and YEAH its on ALL THE TIME
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Kroger has been using these characters since November. They're definitely very cheesy. 

In Northwest Ohio, the stores are branded under the Kroger name.
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Kroger's was a popular chain in Indiana. I believe they bought out a chain here called Copps.

Roundy's Supermarkets Inc. operates all Copps, Metro Market and Pick 'n Save grocery stores in Wisconsin. Roundy's itself is a subsidiary of Kroger Inc., the nation's largest supermarket chain, which merged with Roundy's in 2015. Most Copps stores have already switched over to Pick 'n Save as a way for Roundy’s to simplify its business and to improve efficiency, value and consistency for customers, said James Hyland, vice president of communications and public affairs of Roundy’s Supermarkets.
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Kroger is another corporate Pac-Man. I think there are a few American places without Kroger - but I don't think they have TV, either.
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I knew I could count on logging into "Commercials I Hate" and seeing this puke-worthy commercial mentioned. Dead

Hate it!!

At first I thought the Kreepy Krogi was a woman with male-pattern baldness Shocked Then I get treated to a close-up of the cartoon "leg hair", which could pass for blood splatter Shocked

At the end, I feel sorry for the Kroger employee who has to load the groceries into the trunk of this freak's car, as it stands on its head in the front seat, pumping its legs into the air.

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Heh heh, my 9 year old daughter loves this commercial and thinks it's funny as heck. I swear, I think the commercial was edited to add the "leg hair" because I remember the first few times I watched it I wasn't sure if the person was male or female. :p 

Kroger's is just Kroger's here in Texas. 
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Really, Kroger? Fisher Price toy people?
My daughter works for Kroger on the overnight shift, and was "encouraged" choose one of the FP icons as her ID on her badge. After she "lost" the badge three times they gave up.
And the old balding fruit with the pony tail having an epilectic fit in the car?
Surely there MUST be someone at Kroger who will come to his senses and rid us of this crap.
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