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    Posted: 31 Jul 2017 at 4:29am
How did I miss this one?LOL Just saw it...
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Maybe this commercial only shows in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama.
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Very inappropriate yet funny ad. One things bothering me though. Why the doesn't the baby have any arms!?
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Why aren't the Klondike family melting just hanging around in the room temperature?

And why does the milk"man" have the word KRUNCH written on his front side?

Does he deliver krunchy milk?


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LOLLOL

I guess Mr. Crunch doesn't have any scruples.
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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"Tap one little bumper and up go your rates, newsflash! I'm just a stupid biotch who doesn't know how to drive"
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I couldn't understand a word he was singing, so I had to Google the lyrics.

Turtles and Whores

They both make a livin’ in their bare feet
Catchin’ one is like a treat
They both hang out right there by the Shell
They both walk slow, at a simple pace
Both afraid to show their face
Only one has a built in place to hide

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Turtles and whores, turtles and whores
I love them turtles and whores

They both advertise a little tail
Move so much they never get mail
They both go by the same nick-name “Snapper”
Daddy never told me about the birds and bees
But always talked about both of these
And made it clear only one was fit to eat

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If you catch one here’s some advice
One is dirty and the other ain’t nice
They ain’t polite and always walk up from behind
Make small talk and never let them see fear
Don’t work alone, just bait or beer
When you’re done just drop them by the river

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I’ve caught both while fishin’
I’m always on a mission
And they both hate the kitchen
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I don't expect you will understand Indiana humor, I only hope you find it humorous. Wink
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I don't expect you will understand Indiana humor, I only hope you find it humorous. Wink


It's not the humor I didn't understand, it was just the actual words themselves.

His accent was too thick for me to decipher.

Funny stuff, though.
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Yes, after you hear it 20 times there is no question.
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It doesn't help that I was listening to it on my little 7" tablet with it's teensy little speakers.

I couldn't hear it that well either.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Why aren't the Klondike family melting just hanging around in the room temperature?

And why does the milk"man" have the word KRUNCH written on his front side?

Does he deliver krunchy milk duckbutter?


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