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    Posted: 26 Jan 2018 at 4:52pm
.....Reba McEntire
Just stop!

Umm....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jan 2018 at 5:06pm
God! TNIP must have recognized her voice, that country twang.

I see there were some news stories on it.
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What the flying !?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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I posted on Commercial Talk but not surprised it landed here!  Wink
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This is taking women's equality a step too far.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I posted on Commercial Talk but not surprised it landed here!  Wink
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I knew I saw a different title...I'm NOT going crazy.
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Nothing KFC does surprises me anymore. Ermm

If Cate Blanchett can play Bob Dylan (I'm Not There), Reba can be the Colonel.
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KFC would have been better off by honoring their founder with an oil painting of him in the background and a (fictional) heir like a grandson, maybe a new colonel himself, being the new spokesman.  Resurrecting Harlan Sanders from the grave in the form of all types of celebrities and actors is ridiculous and creepy and their commercials are annoying!
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

KFC would have been better off by honoring their founder with an oil painting of him in the background and a (fictional) heir like a grandson, maybe a new colonel himself, being the new spokesman.  Resurrecting Harlan Sanders from the grave in the form of all types of celebrities and actors is ridiculous and creepy and their commercials are annoying!


Or maybe use some kind of computer wizardry to bring old film clips of him back to life and make it appear new.

If he'd had the foresight to have himself stuffed by a good taxidermist, they could've used his actual corpse.

Prop it up, take still pics of his mouth in different positions, then put the pics together in the right sequence to match what was being said by a voice actor.

Voila!!!
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W....T.....F?!!!? I'll never buy KFC food again. That's it, my last straw with this god-awful fast food joint. Find some old Colonial Harland Sanders clips, or find a new campaign dammit! Your founder is violently rolling in his grave! DeadAngry
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Nothing KFC does surprises me anymore. Ermm

If Cate Blanchett can play Bob Dylan (I'm Not There), Reba can be the Colonel.
 
Next thing you know, it'll be Denzel Washington playing the Colonel.
Or maybe William Shatner.
 
 
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Denzel Washington would be good.  Maybe Jackie Chan, Danny Trejo?
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Denzel Washington would be good.  Maybe Jackie Chan, Danny Trejo?

Or maybe Lassie! Let's go full retard on this whole concept. LOL
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

God! TNIP must have recognized her voice, that country twang.

I see there were some news stories on it.

Yes, this seemed like a huge news story yesterday.  
"The FIRST female Col. Sanders."  This is groundbreaking, glass ceiling shattering sh*t! Confused  

I'm still not eating at KFC.

*Jackie Chan I can see them doing.  And yes I can see Tracey Morgan doing this also.
What about Harvey Weinstein...ok, um...bad idea.




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To be fair, Harvey Weinstein DOES look like Harland Sanders, That Nerd. ;)
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Discuss? KFC is reaching all over the place and valuing diversity. When will we see a Hispanic Col Sanders? Black? Pink? Will that one be introducing the 'original recipe hot dog'?
 
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KFC must use Donathan for 'Marketing Advice'
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What next?  Deion Sanders as Colonel Sanders?
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Originally posted by timdubya timdubya wrote:

What next?  Deion Sanders as Colonel Sanders?


Well, they DO have the same last name, . Funny, I haven't thought about Deion Sanders in YEARS! There's a has been Football player!
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Who's next...Dave Chappelle as Colonel Sanders?

I think there should be a battle of all the Colonel Sanders...and if Robin Williams is STILL with us...he'd probably play the Colonel!
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I'll be damned if I can find a photo, there was a KFC in urban Indy.  They had a classic statement on their sign, for the time.

It said...Gaddafi and Sanders, two chicken Coloners.
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I was looking for a YouTube video of Christopher Walken doing his famously hilarious "Colonel Angus" (link) character on SNL....



...but in doing so, I found this gem with John Goodman instead....



My vote for the new Colonel Sanders.




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LOLLOLLOLLOL
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This has just gotten absurd...I wouldn't be surprised if Ru Paul Sanders showed up...
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The only way it could get more absurd....

Kernel... Sanders.


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