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    Posted: 28 Jul 2018 at 4:09am

That woman's singing voice is as pleasant as fingernails on a chalkboard. 
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Fortunately, there is a shorter version of this commercial.  Like a bad dream.
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I was trying to place the tune of the song she's singing, then it came to me...


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Oh, I don't know...I don't think I really cared much for this commercial from the point of the fire truck showing up, Just a little too silly. I think should they end the commercial right before the fire truck shows up, it would be o.k.
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I never have and never will call bratwurst "brats".  I hate that nickname.  I dunno why.  I just do.
 
 
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What's wrong with 'brats'? A 'braut' is a 'braut', right? Nooooooo...
The only thing that I feel uncomfortable with when 'talkin snausage' is what kind of sausage?
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This commercials annoying, even when muted! I just hate the repititive rhythmic movements and cheesy effects!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

What's wrong with 'brats'? A 'braut' is a 'braut', right? Nooooooo...
The only thing that I feel uncomfortable with when 'talkin snausage' is what kind of sausage?

In Europe you best were specific.




I can't believe I still remember that one Arte Johnson joke from Laugh In when I was a kid.

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The premise of these commercials are that they're now letting the Johnsonville staff underlings concoct commercial ideas.



I guess our topic of this forum won this recent contest.


Several months ago, I remember some very dull man with a Wisconsin-esque accent tell about his commercial idea.  It was some game show where a contestant chose Johnsonville products over the grand prize. Ermm
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The blonde chick with the moon fantasy sounds like she's been tripping on acid.  Disapprove
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I'm fairly certain that aka Ron, Thor, PaWolf and I could come up with some depraved ideas for a bratwurst porn commercial.

Jus' sayin'....

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Quote The premise of these commercials are that they're now letting the Johnsonville staff underlings concoct commercial ideas.


"Hey, let's make brats... from real brats!"

"No, Simpsons did it already."

"What?"

"There was a Simpsons episode where they did that to Jimbo and Uter."

"Dammit!  They're always stealing the good ideas first!"
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm fairly certain that aka Ron, Thor, PaWolf and I could come up with some depraved ideas for a bratwurst porn commercial.

Jus' sayin'....

I don't think we can compete with a wiener maker named JOHNSONville!Wink 
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^LOL

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

What's wrong with 'brats'? A 'braut' is a 'braut', right? Nooooooo...The only thing that I feel uncomfortable with when 'talkin snausage' is what kind of sausage?

In Europe you best were specific.




I can't believe I still remember that one Arte Johnson joke from Laugh In when I was a kid.

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Originally posted by SweaterRock SweaterRock wrote:

The premise of these commercials are that they're now letting the Johnsonville staff underlings concoct commercial ideas.



I guess our topic of this forum won this recent contest.


Several months ago, I remember some very dull man with a Wisconsin-esque accent tell about his commercial idea.  It was some game show where a contestant chose Johnsonville products over the grand prize. Ermm

Looking through some of the older commercials, this one reminds me of the late, great James Gandolfini. Thumbs Up



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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:


I don't know what's worse: her singing or her face. Dead
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^ Why is she wearing a shirt that says "You Can't Spell Sausage?"  I'm sure the Germans would disagree about that USA thing.  LOL
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Hey look!  Johnsonville's has a competitor!

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^LOL



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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

^ Why is she wearing a shirt that says "You Can't Spell Sausage?"  I'm sure the Germans would disagree about that USA thing.  LOL
I know the common German word for sausage is "wurst". Why do we spell Wiener weiner? Wien (Known here as "Vienna") is the capitol city of Austria (Which is actually Osterreich). A Wiener is the Austrian equivalent of a German (Deutshland) Frankfurter (named after the city of Frankfurt) "sausage".Confused  
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^LOL
Any of you old timers remember Richard Cranium?  Seems like I was actually able to find some of his posts.

Not much luck, today.

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

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Any of you old timers remember Richard Cranium?  Seems like I was actually able to find some of his posts.

Not much luck, today.

WinkOf course I remember Richard. We understood each other and I considered him a friend.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

That looks like Richard Cranium.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm fairly certain that aka Ron, Thor, PaWolf and I could come up with some depraved ideas for a bratwurst porn commercial.

Jus' sayin'....


I don't think we can compete with a wiener maker named JOHNSONville!Wink




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