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    Posted: 16 Nov 2011 at 4:12am
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Why, oh why did you subject us to that??????? Ouch Sick
 
 
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I can't tell what part of that is more irritating.... looking at that hated bitch or listening to whatever that obnoxious noise is that they dubbed over it.
 
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That ad by itself is enough to make anyone who watches it lose weight just because of how it makes you sick & destroys your appetite.
 
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Her belly button has that weird post abdominal surgery look. I'm so sure here weight loss was from the crappy Jenny Craig food. Dead
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Was Jenny Craig really so hard-up for a new spokesperson that they need to use her? I hope she doesn't hurt their sales too badly. She just seems like an entitled has-been, to me.
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Reminds me of those annoying commercials with Jennifer Hudson. Ouch
 
Has-beens, please stop doing diet commercials!
No one cares about how you lost 10 pounds with help from a personal trainer and exercise with some stupid diet plan! Cry
 
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Mariah was actually cool from 1990-1996.  Mariah Carey, Emotions, Music Box, and Daydream were all solid good albums. then, she tried to go hip-hop , and has sold out greatly for a good 15 years. ;(
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The only thing I remember about Mariah Carey was when she meandered into Northern Westchester Hospital on the verge of a breakdown and didn't want to stay because the "presidential suite"  (or whatever they call the best hospital room) was in use. She crashed and burned during this period.
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I can't say I hate, or even dislike Carey.  Neither she nor her music even registers with me.  Well, maybe in supermarkets when, all of a sudden, I'm bombarded with the Carey-esque screaming and wailing coming over the speaker system.  Even then, it might not be her.  All that emotional urban female "diva" stuff is interchangeable to me.
 
 
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WTF was that? was that singing?

pure crap that was.
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Who gives a hairy rat's ass????? Dead
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Why, oh why did you subject us to that??????? Ouch Sick
 
 

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I just don't really understand who this is supposed to sell Jenny Craig products to---men or women?
 
 
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Mariah was actually cool from 1990-1996.  Mariah Carey, Emotions, Music Box, and Daydream were all solid good albums. then, she tried to go hip-hop , and has sold out greatly for a good 15 years. ;(
 
I've always considered the spoiled rotten, good-for-nothing little swine's very existence to be an affront to the human race.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I just don't really understand who this is supposed to sell Jenny Craig products to---men or women?
 
Anyone who's weak minded enough to be persuaded by it I suppose.
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I just don't really understand who this is supposed to sell Jenny Craig products to---men or women?
 
Anyone who's weak minded enough to be persuaded by it I suppose.
 
 
 
What I mean, though, is---who are they trying to appeal to?  Men don't generally subscribe to Jenny Craig stuff.  And most women won't go for the stripper imagery.  They might go for a before and after picture of Carey in a nice dress, but not this go-go bar stuff.
 
 
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I would say they are trying to appeal to... Anyone who's weak minded enough to be persuaded by it.
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After a video like that, I'd expect a lot of police organizations demanding it be taken off the air - can you imagine how that probably sent a bunch o'ugly ol'sickos carousing the hisphooker part-o-town, looking for some of 'that'?
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I thought this was a cheesy perfume ad at first because of her tacky shoes. Now I only wish it was. Dead Mariah Carey, the woman that used to look like a sausage from stuffing her body into tight mini dresses?
Please, stop saying "Awesome" in commercials! Your actors are not awe-inspiring and neither is your product.
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are those cankles at 0:20? 
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She could stand to eat a couple twinkies.
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I'd hit it..
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I'd hit it..
LOLDid ya get inspired and go searching?! Like I said...they'll be out watchin' for ya...
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Originally posted by dutchman063 dutchman063 wrote:

I'd hit it..
 
Of course, that never matters.  What matters is...would she let you? 
 
 
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