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    Posted: 21 Nov 2009 at 9:07pm

While we're on the subject of Kay Jewelers...it appears that Jane Seymour's "Ayopen Hawlts" design is being resurrected to remind you to "uhlways keep yol hawlt ayopen."

I still think it looks like boobs and a butt...or a ready-to-strike snake.
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I think her eyes really get on your nerves, that's all.
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In general, I am so tired of celebrities being able to make money a zillion different ways, (they  may be an actress, but sell jewelry, clothes, perfume, write books, etc.), because its like, lets let rich people just keep getting richer and don't let an ordinary person a chance.  And this brings me to the problem with this commercial: this is no unusual or spectacular necklace, anybody could have done it and most, better.  The only reason she is getting to do it is because they think it will sell better. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Nov 2009 at 10:17pm
it's just so presumptuous. "My hope is that it will become an international symbol for love."

Yeah, good luck with that.
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Well, hi Miss Kat! How are you??
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There's just something wrong with that necklace.  It looks deformed.  I can't believe that Kay Jewelers let this thing get approved for sale.  I'm sure if anyone else presented such a stupid design that Kay would've laughed in their face.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Nov 2009 at 8:49pm
The necklace is actually PRETTY (seen it); Jane Seymour is gorgeous (don't know her, but pretty in pics - and always appear intelligent)...and, well - as much as I SHOULDN'T, I'd only have a problem with her eyes, should she be sitting at a table with us.
  
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(Pa bought the Open Hearts necklace for his wife.....)

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Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

(Pa bought the Open Hearts necklace for his wife.....)
Yes I did.Wink
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Well, hi Miss Kat! How are you??

I'm good as ever, how are you?
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I does look like  boobs and a butt doesn't it?LOL
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

(Pa bought the Open Hearts necklace for his wife.....)
Yes I did.Wink
In fact, I posted the story here (enjoy...it is a few posts in):
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aboobinabuttaboobinabuttaboobanaboobanaboobinabuutinaboob.
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They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2016 at 4:15am
its a pretty silly ad..i mean, does she really prefer paint stroking that damn design over and over again..to ACTING? plus thats a huge badonkadonk on that puppy
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The Jane Seymour  Cockenbutt Collection

http://thestudio.website/img/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection.jpg
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



LOLLOL
This is a moldy oldie thread, here is the most recent commercial I could find on YouTube.
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Originally posted by giggle giggle wrote:

The Jane Seymour  Cockenbutt Collection

http://thestudio.website/img/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection.jpg
I can't seem to block and search that link. Maybe, I don't need to know? Embarrassed
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The way the bottom, upside down heart (or the "butt" as we prefer) forms a hook, I wonder how often it gets snagged while the wearer is bent over doing something then straightens back up, snapping the chain and in some cases, losing it.

Seems kinda dangerous, actually.

I hope it comes with a warning about not wearing it while operating machinery or heavy equipment.

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^ I have NEVER worn any rings until I was married 12 years ago.
 
And yes, I have heard horror stories about jewelry or long hair getting caught in equipment.
 My boss at PBGC was an former Marine Mechanic. His wife (he brought home from the middle east) had long black hair.
 
He was grinding reels, Foley makes special equipment for reel type mowers.
Her hair got stuck in one of the pulleys....OUCH!. It pulled some hair out and she konked her head on the grinder.
 
In the same area of business, I was at a seminar. A golf cart expert explained that some guy had a Mr. T starter set of gold chains.
He leaned over a set of 6, 6 volt batteries. It doesn't matter if it was 6 or 12 or 18 volts...one of his chains touched 2 of the wrong terminals.
 
It only takes a couple of seconds before the metal is burning red hot.  That might leave a mark.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

They should call it The Kim Kardashian necklace...



 
If things get really tough, maybe we can re-purpose this as a fish hook?
(Or is that the original purpose?)
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:



If things get really tough, maybe we can re-purpose this as a fish hook?
(Or is that the original purpose?)


In a manner of speaking, I think you could say that....

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I tried to upload the picture, but for some reason it's not working. I'm looking at my wysiwyg editor, and
it is showing the picture. But once I submit the post, only the url shows.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e7/giggle/jane%20seymour%20cock%20n%20balls%20collection_zpsytftjdnd.jpg
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Wink^^^You want to look at the 'How To...' thread
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