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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

id like to make her eat that smart red sweater of hers

And a Takata airbag for dessert!

OK, that's wrong. I take it back. I just want the character to GO THE HECK AWAY! As for the actress, I cannot form an opinion of her because "Jan" contaminated my perception.

Meanwhile, those cars keep getting fuglier!
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baby on board 

Get a Second Baby Seat: Toyota Jan Is Pregnant Again - The News Wheel
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Toyotas Jan and her red balloon ! - Coub - The Biggest Video Meme Platform
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

baby on board


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Holy wow Thor!   Evil Smile
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Toyotas Jan and her red balloon ! - Coub - The Biggest Video Meme Platform

WTF is she doing with that balloon? Do I really wanna know?
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Toyotas Jan and her red balloon ! - Coub - The Biggest Video Meme Platform

WTF is she doing with that balloon? Do I really wanna know?


Building up a lot of static electricity!
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I like how the extras in the background of a car ad are all smiling wide and gleefully running around all excited just like how they never do in real life. 
In reality, people walking around a dealership are usually serious and all business and on edge as they ponder how to afford the car crunching numbers in their head and to do so without getting ripped off
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I'm sick of these actors' creepy AF smiles... *shudder* Confused




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Mar 2022 at 10:28pm

Like the guy in the above commercial getting all stoked over the idea of a red Toyota truck, I don't get it. I mean, all the major manufacturers have similar (and competitive) products. Unless it's a Tesla or a Corvette or a Ferrari or a Rolls Royce, all cars are pretty much the same these days.

edit: Ha, even Rolls Royce has its own SUV these days:





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Toyota REALLY needs new buffoons OR a new agency==these ads truly are the PITS
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The pandemic ended this goofball's run with Chevy


I ONLY wish it did the same with annoying twit "Jan." 
Enough with her, these corny ads. Try something else FFS!

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As much as I hate to admit it, I would still rather imagine myself IN Jan...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Mar 2022 at 3:38pm
Originally posted by raynjuls raynjuls wrote:

As much as I hate to admit it, I would still rather imagine myself IN Jan...

I guess fetishizing Jan does exist 


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Originally posted by raynjuls raynjuls wrote:

As much as I hate to admit it, I would still rather imagine myself IN Jan...


OH Ray, Ray, Ray where did your parents go wrong?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Mar 2022 at 3:17pm
Oh God the other factor is that Toyota Jan wears corporate underling clothing 
shouldn't she have been moved up to short heels and a Hillary Business suit?
That might be more sexy to our Jan Peeps  
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Oh God the other factor is that Toyota Jan wears corporate underling clothing 
shouldn't she have been moved up to short heels and a Hillary Business suit?
That might be more sexy to our Jan Peeps  


To me, she's ehhh. Not bad looking, just not the least bit sexy. Almost gender-neutral. I think the word is "gamine".

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Jan the tran!!!

Or Jannie the trannie?



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U know...there is something a bit neutered about good ol' Jan..
except for when she was PREGGGERS
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So Toyota Jean
the Dixie chick version?
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