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Dr. Dan 
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 Topic: Jan: Imagine yourself in a new Toyota! (video)Posted: 18 Mar 2020 at 11:31pm |
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 I went for the remote to silence Toyota-Jan, and knocked a bunch of papers onto the floor! |
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aka ron
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^  Car sales people are despicable! For years, Toyota Jan has been a hot topic on our website, ever since we announced her pregnancy
in May of 2014. At first, it was adoring mothers who were interested in
learning more about their favorite commercial superstar, but it
eventually became clear that Toyota Jan inspired another specific
audience: old pervy men who have a thing for women in red. https://thenewswheel.com/toyota-jan-101-everything-you-need-to-know-about-jan-from-the-toyota-commercials/ |
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Dr. Dan
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Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 5:26pm |
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My opinion: replace Jan with a new spokes-character.
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Dr. Dan
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Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 5:38pm |
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From the article mentioned by aka ron:
"It’s a well-known secret that Jan vs. Flo is a great American rivalry, like the Yanks and the Sox or Coke and Pepsi. Not exactly the similes I had in mind. And there's no need to be insulting ball teams or colas! |
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Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 5:42pm |
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"Imagine yourself in a new Toyota"??
Sorry, Toyotas are not something I'd "imagine" myself in They're not exactly Corvettes or BMWs or 1967 GTOs. They're not particularly cool or beautiful or anything. |
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Honestly, I don't recall anyone here ever having liked her at all. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 7:18pm |
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I used to like their pickups back around 2005, but soon after that their body designs just got odd looking. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Dr. Dan
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Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 11:10pm |
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I'll keep my old Chrysler station and Dodge trucks.
I like watching the videos from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, in which they smash those weird front ends to bits. The one for the passenger-side offset test of the Sienna is especially satisfying. |
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Jimbo
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Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 11:46pm |
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I have no clue as to what possessed Toyota to come up with that hideous looking Darth Vader mask front grille. Unless it was some kind of gambit to ride the popularity wave of Star Wars. Ugliest damned thing I've ever seen on a car. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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they are UGLY..as is this utterly simple and banal idea that Jan and Co. are flogging ala dead horse with a slew of 'ads' that essentially repopulate the SAME STUPID concept 'imagine' indeed
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...Relax in yer PUPPY Pants....
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"Jan" is looking stoned in the current commercials.
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That's all I have to say about that.
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tikibagger
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Posted: 02 Jun 2020 at 1:58am |
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Jan is super lame..as a buffoon and a spokesfool
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"Imagine yourself in a new Toyota"?
Imagine you ensconced on my manroot.
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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead". Man Woman Birth Death Infiniti |
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Posted: 08 Dec 2020 at 11:07pm |
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But here"s the kicker
Jan is back in the new normal they act like she is a well loved and familiar friend someone we have grown to love and someone we know and trust but she's really just a d class actress that knows nothing about Toyota or any other car they are gonna sneak her back in and take away the babyish "lets go places" since it aggravates the f**k out of people in lockdown thanks Jan for announcing the new Toyota sales event we are so glad that you are back cant wait to part with my state unemployment check at your toyotathon
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we are the dreamers of the dream |
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Jan: Imagine yourself in a new Toyota!Me: I'd rather imagine myself in your pants. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Me, I'd rather imagine her UNDER a new Toyota
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I could go with that....  .....and me under there with her.   |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 09 Dec 2020 at 1:54am |
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WHOA! She looks amazingly like someone I know
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Posted: 09 Dec 2020 at 4:33pm |
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Poor Jan
She's just trying to eeek out a living as a Toyota spokeswoman why do ya'll have to sexualize her? I think Toyota needs to do a Jan reboot we need a trans woman of color, a Jake if you will leading the charge at the Toyotathon
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What else is she good for? Assuming she's even good for that. Something that has yet to be established. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Posted: 09 Dec 2020 at 6:35pm |
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True... otherwise she is a worthless soul
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This pile of slop cannot end soon enough!!
 I'll se one 30 second Toyota ad , 30, 60 seconds later a 15 second version of this f'ing junk will air again. |
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Jan has finally attained the level of suck that was once only held by Flo
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Posted: 28 Mar 2021 at 5:08pm |
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The same commercial, only shortened?
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id like to make her eat that smart red sweater of hers
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