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    Posted: 18 Mar 2020 at 11:31pm





I went for the remote to silence Toyota-Jan, and knocked a bunch of papers onto the floor!
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^ LOL
Car sales people are despicable!

For years, Toyota Jan has been a hot topic on our website, ever since we announced her pregnancy in May of 2014. At first, it was adoring mothers who were interested in learning more about their favorite commercial superstar, but it eventually became clear that Toyota Jan inspired another specific audience: old pervy men who have a thing for women in red.

https://thenewswheel.com/toyota-jan-101-everything-you-need-to-know-about-jan-from-the-toyota-commercials/



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My opinion: replace Jan with a new spokes-character.

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From the article mentioned by aka ron:

"It’s a well-known secret that Jan vs. Flo is a great American rivalry, like the Yanks and the Sox or Coke and Pepsi.

Not exactly the similes I had in mind. And there's no need to be insulting ball teams or colas!
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"Imagine yourself in a new Toyota"??

Sorry, Toyotas are not something I'd "imagine" myself in
They're not exactly Corvettes or BMWs or 1967 GTOs. They're not particularly cool or beautiful or anything.



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL
Car sales people are despicable!

For years, Toyota Jan has been a hot topic on our website, ever since we announced her pregnancy in May of 2014. At first, it was adoring mothers who were interested in learning more about their favorite commercial superstar, but it eventually became clear that Toyota Jan inspired another specific audience: old pervy men who have a thing for women in red.

https://thenewswheel.com/toyota-jan-101-everything-you-need-to-know-about-jan-from-the-toyota-commercials/

Honestly, I don't recall anyone here ever having liked her at all.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

"Imagine yourself in a new Toyota"??

Sorry, Toyotas are not something I'd "imagine" myself in
They're not exactly Corvettes or BMWs or 1967 GTOs. They're not particularly cool or beautiful or anything.


I used to like their pickups back around 2005, but soon after that their body designs just got odd looking.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dr. Dan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Mar 2020 at 11:10pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

"Imagine yourself in a new Toyota"??

Sorry, Toyotas are not something I'd "imagine" myself in
They're not exactly Corvettes or BMWs or 1967 GTOs. They're not particularly cool or beautiful or anything.

I'll keep my old Chrysler station and Dodge trucks.
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I used to like their pickups back around 2005, but soon after that their body designs just got odd looking.

I like watching the videos from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, in which they smash those weird front ends to bits. The one for the passenger-side offset test of the Sienna is especially satisfying.
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Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

 
I'll keep my old Chrysler station and Dodge trucks.

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I used to like their pickups back around 2005, but soon after that their body designs just got odd looking.

I like watching the videos from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, in which they smash those weird front ends to bits. The one for the passenger-side offset test of the Sienna is especially satisfying.

I have no clue as to what possessed Toyota to come up with that hideous looking Darth Vader mask front grille.

Unless it was some kind of gambit to ride the popularity wave of Star Wars.

Ugliest damned thing I've ever seen on a car.

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they are UGLY..as is this utterly simple and banal idea that Jan and Co. are flogging ala dead horse with a slew of 'ads' that essentially repopulate the SAME STUPID concept
'imagine' indeed
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"Jan" is looking stoned in the current commercials.
That's all I have to say about that.
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Jan is super lame..as a buffoon and a spokesfool
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"Imagine yourself in a new Toyota"?
Imagine you ensconced on my manroot.
And the prophet said:

"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".
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But here"s the kicker 

Jan is back in the new normal 

they act like she is a well loved and familiar friend 

someone we have grown to love and someone we know and trust

but she's really just a d class actress that knows nothing about Toyota or any other car

they are gonna sneak her back in and take away the babyish "lets go places"

since it aggravates the f**k out of people in lockdown 

thanks Jan for announcing the new Toyota sales event  

we are so glad that you are back 

cant wait to part with my state unemployment check at your toyotathon 
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Jan: Imagine yourself in a new Toyota!


Me: I'd rather imagine myself in your pants.





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Me, I'd rather imagine her UNDER a new Toyota
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Me, I'd rather imagine her UNDER a new Toyota

I could go with that....



.....and me under there with her. Big smile Evil Smile 



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WHOA! She looks amazingly like someone I know
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Poor Jan 

 She's just trying to eeek out a living as a Toyota spokeswoman

why do ya'll have to sexualize her?

I think Toyota needs to do a Jan reboot 

we need a trans woman of color, a Jake if you will 

leading the charge at the Toyotathon 
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Poor Jan ..... why do ya'll have to sexualize her?

What else is she good for?

Assuming she's even good for that.

Something that has yet to be established.


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True... otherwise she is a worthless soul 


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This pile of slop cannot end soon enough!! Angry
I'll se one 30 second Toyota ad , 30, 60 seconds later a 15 second version of this f'ing junk will air again. 


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Jan has finally attained the level of suck that was once only held by Flo
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

This pile of slop cannot end soon enough!! Angry
I'll se one 30 second Toyota ad , 30, 60 seconds later a 15 second version of this f'ing junk will air again. 



The same commercial, only shortened?
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id like to make her eat that smart red sweater of hers
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