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    Posted: 03 Jan 2011 at 5:04am
So, there is a new commercial out, where a guy is watching a Beyonce video.  The real Beyonce comes out in front of him, and dances vivaciously.  He looks at her, and at the Beyonce in the video, and actually chooses to stare at the video Beyonce, and ignore the real Beyonce. CryConfused Real Beyonce purses her lips, annoyed, and walks off the commercial. What an idiot to prefer the video Beyonce over the real Beyonce.Confused
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

So, there is a new commercial out, where a guy is watching a Beyonce video.  The real Beyonce comes out in front of him, and dances vivaciously.  He looks at her, and at the Beyonce in the video, and actually chooses to stare at the video Beyonce, and ignore the real Beyonce. CryConfused Real Beyonce purses her lips, annoyed, and walks off the commercial. What an idiot to prefer the video Beyonce over the real Beyonce.Confused


Haven't seen that one yet, lol. She is gorgeous, isn't she? The Bitch, lol! Wink
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I'm sure most guys like her but the way Beyonce acts and dresses just bothers me.  I understand that attractive, well-built women like to dress sexy sometimes but Beyonce and several other celebrities never wear ordinary clothes (like Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, etc.). Even when you see pictures of them just out walking around, they are dressed like they are going to a club or party.  And I know I will get flack for this but Beyonce is always showing her boobs and her butt and many of her outfits make her look like a hooker IMHO. In this commercial, too, she looks like a bull snorting and ready to charge.
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When did Beyonce become Marcia Brady?
 
 
 
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Bwest, the celebrities that you mentioned have to wear going out clothes instead of normal clothes because they need to look good whenever they are outside because they never know when a Paparazzi person will be photographing them for tabloid magazines. You don't want to be wearing less than glamorous clothes and be put into the "Worst" category in the tabloids.
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I used to like Beyonce several years ago when she did some hair color or cosmetic commercial & everybody on the planet didn't know who she was. As a matter of fact, I didn't know who she was either.
 
She had curly blonde hair, a nice, big smile, & a sexy sounding voice. They had her saying some concoted, hybrid word (sort of like "fantabulous", but not) to describe herself after using whatever product she was advertising. At the time, she seemed to me like just a cute black chick who was probably a model or something.
 
Once I found out she was already a famous singer & it got to where I couldn't turn on the damned TV without hearing about her, I quickly became disenamored of her.
 
Now she is on my list of people I just wish would disappear.
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

When did Beyonce become Marcia Brady?
 
 
 
 
I understand she had some extensive liposuction & body sculpting done because her ass & thighs were a bit too large.
 
But hey..... when ya got her money, what the hell.
 
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Funny that the Beyonce in the video can dance and the "live" one looks like she's being shocked by a tazer.

Not a fan.
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What gets me is that one minute she is "PRAISING JESUS" and the next minute nearly showing her "hoochie"  as a Christian I think that is sending bad mixed messages to young women.. I mean you dont' have to dress like the Duggars...but why dress and act like you are ready to walk down sunset blvd at 2 in the morning?
Just a thought....Confused 
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Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

What gets me is that one minute she is "PRAISING JESUS" and the next minute nearly showing her "hoochie"  as a Christian I think that is sending bad mixed messages to young women.. I mean you dont' have to dress like the Duggars...but why dress and act like you are ready to walk down sunset blvd at 2 in the morning?
Just a thought....Confused 
 
Kinda reminds me of how you'll see some convicted Mexican gangster/killer with a big ol' crucifix tattooed on his back.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

What gets me is that one minute she is "PRAISING JESUS" and the next minute nearly showing her "hoochie"  as a Christian I think that is sending bad mixed messages to young women.. I mean you dont' have to dress like the Duggars...but why dress and act like you are ready to walk down sunset blvd at 2 in the morning?
Just a thought....Confused 
 
Kinda reminds me of how you'll see some convicted Mexican gangster/killer with a big ol' crucifix tattooed on his back.
 
 
LOLLOLLOLLOL Exactly Thor!!!
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Maybe we misunderstand that whole thing, Jenjen.  Maybe what they're promoting is crucifixions, rather than Christ.
 
 
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Hootman, I think that the real Beyonce is dancing like that because she is overdancing. She's dancing her ass off hard in that commercial to ompress the Idiot, and he chooses to ignore her, hence, her annoyed look at him and walk off ascreen.
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

Funny that the Beyonce in the video can dance and the "live" one looks like she's being shocked by a tazer.

Not a fan.



Exactly!  I thought the same thing.  The "live" Beyonce looked like she was trying too hard.
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Real Beyonce IS dancing way too hard, that's the point of the commercial. She is dancing so hard, only to get ignored. I'd be pissed off at the guy too. :S
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I'm with Jimbo...had a big crush on Beyonce when Destiny's Child first came out about 12 years ago.

Right around 2001, you couldn't go anywhere without hearing a DC child or seeing them plastered all over the TV. Halftime shows, commercials, etc. Got sick of them, not to mention their songs (both as a group and Beyonce solo) have the most aggravating melodies I have ever heard.

That being said, I still wouldn't turn her down if she were dancing 5 feet from me...Wink
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Seriously, is that what's considered sexy dancing nowadays? 
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

So, there is a new commercial out, where a guy is watching a Beyonce video.  The real Beyonce comes out in front of him, and dances vivaciously.  He looks at her, and at the Beyonce in the video, and actually chooses to stare at the video Beyonce, and ignore the real Beyonce. CryConfused Real Beyonce purses her lips, annoyed, and walks off the commercial. What an idiot to prefer the video Beyonce over the real Beyonce.Confused
 
Maybe she had BO.... LOL
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

In this commercial, too, she looks like a bull snorting and ready to charge.


Haha, that sums up her dancing in this commercial perfectly.
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The ironic fact about the commercial is that when it was over both my wife and I said we were watching the real Beyonce and not the TV Beyonce. It's ironic because the advertisers know that's what people will watch despite the fact that they're trying to advertise their TV's picture quality. Guess they realize picture quality is impossible to advertise because it depends on the viewer's TV, not the TV in their commercial.
Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?
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