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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 31127 |
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Didn't you discuss what you wanted to see?
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 31127 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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Donathan ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 3361 |
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We're going to watch Paul Blart 2. Which is weird as hell, as I never even saw Paul Blart 1.... She assured me that Paul Blart 1 was extremely funny, and is sure that Paul Blart 2 will be funny too. I also read Wrong Number 2 by R.L Stine before reading Wrong Number 1 by him, and loved it, so I'm going to take her word for it.
She also wants to see Age Of Adeline. So, we will have to go to the movies at around 6 PM to buy tickets and hit the concessions, see AOA at 6:25(More like 6:40 since the actual movie time starts roughly 15 minutes to give airtime to Previews), and it's roughly 2 and a half hours long, so we will be watching from roughly 6:40-9:10. Then, we will watch Paul Blart at 9:55, (so we have roughly 45 minutes to hit the concessions again, and wander around (give 15 minutes for Previews, so 10:10-11:50(roughly 100 minutes) ![]() |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52020 |
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Yes, they did discuss that. And she showed it to him, too. ![]() Then afterwards, it's back to the steakhouse. |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 31127 |
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To Jimbo's post...
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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i8acannibal ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Jun 2014 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 3494 |
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^^^
![]() ^^ ![]() ^ ![]() I wonder if Donathan will have conveniently "lost" his wallet come ticket time because he spent all his cash on ribeye steaks and lottery tickets.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52020 |
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There's gonna be a some buckin' & snortin' going on in the Donathan corral tonight. ![]() I hope Donnie has a good set of bridles & reins so he can stay on & keep from getting bucked off. Pair of spurs probably wouldn't be a bad idea either, in case she starts getting tired & slowing down. |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 31127 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 31127 |
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Some friendly advice Donna.
You should have pushed for the romantic movies.
If she likes Mall Cop, she must be quite the intellectual.
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Get Hard for The Longest Ride.
But that's just me...
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 31127 |
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I am avoiding this story, Diane Sawyer and Bruce Jenner?
I soooo don't give a f**k, I don't want my day to be clogged up with this bullsh*t.
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52020 |
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Seriously. ^
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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i8acannibal ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Jun 2014 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 3494 |
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This Jenner sh*t is impossible to get away from. I wish that all these Kardashian, Jenner and the rest of these jackasses would all get on a plane and go annoy the hell out of some third world country. Preferably one with ebola. At least that would give him a reason to whine and cry like the little twat that he is.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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i8acannibal ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Jun 2014 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 3494 |
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Donathan ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 3361 |
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Isn't The Age Of Adeline a Romantic Movie? Plus, I have $100.00 in my wallet, and I get paid on Thursday, so, I have plenty of money for movie tickets, popcorn, and drinks!
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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Don't forget the condom! Always 'wrap that rascal' - one of you is enough.
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 52020 |
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The only advice I can give you, is when you first pick her up at the door, before you do or say anything, reach down & give her crotch a good firm squeeze. Just to make sure "she" isn't packing a "surprise" down there. If she's carrying "something extra" around with her, you're better off finding it early, rather than later on in the sack. I'm sure she'll understand. |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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Donathan ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 3361 |
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I am not going to touch my date's genitals like a creep when I go pick her up . ..
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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![]() Do it - do it immediately.
If she is close by as you read this, do it.
Impress her/it (depending upon what you find) with your 'cultural background' and call it a 'Polish Handshake'
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Oh, I'm not saying he'd mind it. I'm just saying that knowing in advance what he was going to be "working with", would give him a chance to properly prepare (lube, enema, etc) & whether to wear male or female underwear. ![]() |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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Donathan ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 3361 |
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I am in the movie theater with my date, and we are having a great time!
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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"She" must be terribly engaging seeing as how you're here...
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Say something clever here...
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How about a selfie of you and your date?
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