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    Posted: 21 Jun 2008 at 2:38am
How many times do you see this Bow-Flex guy and want to kick his ass?
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fitness made simple guy bothers me.
was feeling nostalgic
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That snarky, bitchy guy never had friends to begin with.

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I know, what a jerk!  All his fat former friends should get together in their new found wardrobes and sit on his big mouth, maybe that would shut him up.  I can't stand this guy.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote FaithSF Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jun 2008 at 4:28am
If he HAD any fat friends, he probably doesn't since that commercial started running!
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Yeah, I can see that conversation..."I don't need these anymore, but here you go, because you're still fat."  Friend: "Go F*** yourself!"
 
 
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He may be skinny but he still looks like a tool.  I hate that commercial.  I think he looked better fluffy.  I am sure he doesn't think so but you can have the body of a god and still look like someone beat you with an ugly stick.  I saw a dude on Oprah the other day that lost like 150 pounds or something and he looked freaky.  Almost like his skin was fake.  It wasn't droopy or anything he just looked waxy or plasticky (is that a word?).
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But he looks so cool standin' next to his wakeboard with his shades on.
Wanna know how I know why? Cuz his "wife" gives him a little wink every now and then.
His WIFE??? are you kidding me? I choose NOT to believe that some woman vowed to stand by that tool from now until death.
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Which one?? Is it the guy that has the huge checkbones and the freaky assed smile?? I'm like, bring back the sexy granny!! Damn she was good looking for a granny!! ROFLMAO!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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That fitness made simple dude just looks weird.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

That fitness made simple dude just looks weird.
 
Yes, he does -- it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto another person's body!  And something about the body looks strange, but I can't pinpoint what it is -- it almost looks fake & rubbery.LOL
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He needs to build up his neck.  He looks like a puppet.
 
 
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As soon as he falls off the wagon, he's going to be whining to his former "friends" that he needs his clothes back anyway... Hopefully they won't give them back to him.LOL
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Didn't Jared, the Subway guy, make a similar claim in his ads?  I remember seeing Jared showing the public his "fat guy" britches. 
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Right, but as I recall, I don't think he ever said that he was giving them to "his fat friends". That just seems a little cruel, and like a great way to no longer have any friends at all.
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hahaha wow i saw this just the other day and thought, Wtf? um...aren't his friends going to NOT be his friends after they hear him calling them fat?
 
lol jeez, who thinks these scripts up?
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  "I am sure he doesn't think so but you can have the body of a god and still look like someone beat you with an ugly stick. "
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL ROTFLMAO!!
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"I gave my fat clothes to my friends who can't afford Photoshop."

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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Have you guys seen the Fitness Made Simple Ads where Basedow, proclaims himself  as the star of JOHN BASEDOW TV..............on MySpace??? OMG Gimme a break, who can't make a myspace page???
 
Just because you have a My Space page doesn't make you a f**king celebrity!! He's such a little dweeb. I'd love to smash him like a frigging zit. I hate the way he stands there "bent" in such a manner as to make his, "MANLY, SEXY, ATTRACTIVE, OH MY GOD I AM SO DAMNED SEXY AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME HUH BABY, STUPID ASSED ABS POKE OUT LIKE A TWO YEAR OLDS PEEPEE!!! Oh god I want this sumbitch to GO THE f**k AWAY!!!!!
 
You can tell in the ad that he had some sort of convention thing and these are maybe about 200 or 300 people that showed up to oooh and aaah over this jerkwad, but on the grand scale, Basedow is a little man with a pretty, (funny) looking body who has been in a few magazines. BIG DEAL!!!! I am a published author too!!!! I'm no celebrity though!! I'm just sick to death of this freak of nature!!! I want his narrow ass off my TV!!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jul 2008 at 8:27pm
Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

 

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