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jenjen 
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I have nothing..I am speechless..the clip speaks for itself....shoot me now....I'd rather snuggle with a snuggie...
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CatWoman
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 4:46am |
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Hey, I *always* put footwear in the microwave.
 
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EugenesAxe
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 7:48am |
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foot fungus is just ready to marinate in those.
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Thor
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 12:56pm |
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So, when the microwave bell goes off after they're "done"---is that a booty call?
This is one of those products that people will try out, out of curiosity, and then toss in the closet.
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Papa Lazarou
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 5:11pm |
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mark my words.
in a month's time, the porn site of your choice will feature a guy heating these up and having his way with them :P
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 5:34pm |
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Wow...that was disturbing.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 6:04pm |
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 Linseed? Wow. Creepier than one might think, JenJen!
"The Booty Call that Ends All" - can anyone say 'glycocide', or better yet - 'cyanide'?
Yes, my lil'chilluns, that is what you get when you boil linseed...I imagine, after a couple o'microblasts, that silly ol'cyanide can be creeping through the soles and into the soles of your feet - and into your bloodstream. You too can be dead before you know it - but at least you'll be warm and your feed will be all massaged and crap when they're fitting you for your pine box (please ask to have yourself planted with the 'Hot Booties' on your feet; don't leave them for anyone).
(and, by the way - as far as 'fungus' goes, linseed naturally resists fungus)
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Cross Traffic
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 6:22pm |
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I just saw it this morning, If you want to shorten the life of your microwave, be my guest.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 6:27pm |
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Screw the microwave - they could have picked ANYTHING other than linseeds...why not crushed gravel? |
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EugenesAxe
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 7:49pm |
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Interesting info there. |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 8:48pm |
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 Linseed (sometimes known as 'Flaxseed') - which is what caught me - is actually extremely useful in so many ways (and this has been known for centuries). Problem is - depending upon how one distills it, you might end up with a highly-effective, very healthy Omega-3 concentrate...or you might screw up and have cyanide. Rates right up there with eating 'puffer fish', in my books. ~~~
The only products made from linseed that I *knowingly* use are all for wood preservation - but I DO look for 'flax' or 'linseed' as product ingredients when it comes to foods - for human, and especially our animal friends (our friends the horses are the most susceptible - must ALWAYS be careful when it comes to horse feed).
Flax flower: not for horsies or other critters!
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EugenesAxe
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Posted: 01 Jan 2012 at 8:55pm |
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Thanks a lot Pa, I always like to be informed on what's being put on or in my body |
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Posted: 02 Jan 2012 at 6:58am |
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Dumb, overexcited commercial about footies, but I was thinking about getting a pair for my mother so she doesn't have to drag out the 'ol footbath quite so often. So..they would wear out the microwave?
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Please, stop saying "Awesome" in commercials! Your actors are not awe-inspiring and neither is your product.
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Posted: 17 Dec 2012 at 6:29am |
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 ....oh HECK no! Theyyyy'rrrrrrrrreee Baaaaaaaacck!
The idiot box is set for late-night History Channel...and wouldn't you know, as I was updating my last post, I heard,
"...and you slip 'em into 'The Booty Bag'..."
The 'Booty Bag' eh? Yea - that's right! It IS time for bed and MissyDWolf is waiting for me...and I'm STILL not going to get her any of these deadly things (seriously - start at the top of this thread and read on - then think twice before getting your lady a pair).
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Posted: 17 Dec 2012 at 3:43pm |
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I saw an ad for these things over the weekend, and thought to myself why they couldn't come up with a better name for the product, especially with the actors in the commercial enthusiastically boasting about their hot booties. I was half expecting to hear Baby Got Back start playing at some point.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 17 Dec 2012 at 5:45pm |
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 O.K...first DKS in the Stelara thread, now You - today's getting better every minute.~~~
No kidding about 'Baby Got Back'; never thought of that. HOWEVER, you DID remind me of one the most gross things MissyDWolf ever came up (that this commercial reminds me about, but I couldn't bring myself to mention).
When the pups were young and maybe got a case of the runs for who knows what reason, MissyDWolf would ask, "...ooohhhh...You got a 'juicy booty'?! Poor baby!..."
I always ran for open doors with cover when that happened.
Guess being they had the runs, they generally also had a fever.
Guess they could have been said to have a 'Hot & Juicy Booty'.
Something no bag could hold.
Something certainly NOT going in the microblaster.
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Posted: 17 Dec 2012 at 6:52pm |
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Great! Just what our culture needs more fuzzy things for lazy-ass slobs to wear in public! I know that you put these "slippers" in a bag before heating them. However, the thought of putting used footwear caked in sweat and foul sock odor
 in the same place you would reheat that casserole in the fridge, just doesn't leave a good taste in my mouth. Secondly, TV has enough crazy people as is. It doesn't need these loud, fast-talking, cretins hosting this commercial who've obviously had enough caffeine(or cocaine, meth,etc) to kill an entire rave party to annoy the
 hell out of somebody! I'd rather listen to the Sham-Wow guy for 24-hours straight. |
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Posted: 30 Dec 2012 at 12:21am |
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I just saw this commercial for the first time and hopped on here to see if anyone else had started a thread. Lo and behold - I am not the only one creeped out/annoyed by these phychopathic "hosts" and their microwavable shoes. Gross. The same people that would wear these would also be out in public in Crocs and Pajama Jeans..... then, would come home to their Forever Comfy ass pillow, and slip a Snuggie on along with these Warm Bootie things. Made in TV heaven.....
**Yes, I know Crocs are not As Seen on TV - but the same people that would wear Crocs would also love these grotesque things. Ick.
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
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Posted: 01 Jan 2013 at 6:05pm |
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I clicked on this expecting something a lot naughtier.
Re: linseed, I use linseed oil on (maple) guitar necks. Feels much better than a painted neck.
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