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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Virginia Dare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2016 at 7:03pm
This one makes me "LOL" from the dramatic over-acting, her miserable face, the vocal fry..the "phoning it in"... it's all here !  LOL   

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Adznem Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jun 2016 at 4:12pm
Keller Graduate School of Management. With their "Comfort Kills" tagline. Of course, One needn't be over accomidating. But one need not put sado-masochism into absolute virtue & practice. With some ding dong twerps who came from the Opus Amentibus or Idious sects, Seemingly.......AngryAngryAngryOuchOuchOuchConfusedConfusedConfusedThumbs DownThumbs DownThumbs DownGeekGeekGeekEvil SmileEvil SmileEvil SmileTongueTongueTongueCensoredSleepyDeadDead
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jun 2016 at 6:30pm
These guys buy a block of commercial time during some of the afternoon programming around here.
 
I can't stand these commercials. I'm fairly sure that I don't even need new windows.
But I'm tempted to sit through one of their high pressure sales pitches.
 
Just to get the free food then decline the purchase.  Evil Smile Asshats!
 
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^That f*ckstick is back with another offer...84 months interest free!!!
 
These windows must have solid gold frames, WTF?
 
 
But this asshole is back with one of the most idiotic local commercials I have seen in my 57 years on this earth.  They must be trying to look stupid and that bald guys voice makes me crazy!  AngryAngryAngryAngry
I still wanna smack him!
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote EriSeguchi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2016 at 1:25am
I could go on and on about local commercials that are super annoying. But this one... takes the cake... It's not the commercial per say, but this womans voice! It's so irritating. The woman before her was so much better! 

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Enjoy that Bawlimer Accent HON!
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:


Enjoy that Bawlimer Accent HON!


Horizon ads drive me nuts. They always show the one with an actor - a Horizon employee and his dork son "Max." Now "Max" is teaching his younger 3, 4 year old brother how to be the "perfect Horizon employee." Dead



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THIS local Philly ad, it's been going on for well over a decade, all year long with this screaming a**hat!
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Also another one that airs non stop around here. This jingle...and I also believe the same annoying announcer like the "Forman Mills" video I just posted.

They get different "real people" at the end of each ad...some scream like a bunch of batsh*t crazy white trash from the crappy Kensington section of Philly, some - like this guy - seems a tad more stable.


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Yakima Watermill. Think I mentioned this one a while back. "WE MUST FLYYYYY!!!..." Just awful! AngryAngry

There's a few local ads that aren't online that are annoying too. Elliott Insurance "call 248-7711..." horrible jingle. Mariano Morales still comes out with a bunch of cheesy lawyer ads and then airs them 20x a day. Also annoying ones for Ponderosa Assisted Care as well (no video either).

Silverwood Theme Park always puts out something annoying. Here's just one of a few I see throughout the day, and automatically put on mute. DeadDead

There's another one with a very annoying 12-year-old kid (screaming and "WHOO!!" at every point during the commercial, even when it's not moving...) and his friend. It's not on YouTube, but I found a snapshot of these two folks online. The annoying one is on the right w/ the Nike hoodie. Angry
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Not to mention every time local breaks air, the frickin' Charter 80Fitz beatboxer ruins it for me.
Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)
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Todays dose of local stupidity.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Oct 2016 at 2:22pm
all the bad ads seem to share one unifying element-they borrow 'graphic ideas' from the YELLOW PAGE ADS
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Anyone in Middle Tennessee has obviously heard the "Morgan & Morgan" ads, where they say it at the very least, 4 or 5 times in a row at any point in time. The worst one is one for a settlement deal against energy drink companies where apparently people have had heart attacks and medical problems or have had injuries somehow "related" to the energy drink like it's 180 proof booze. Can't find the ad but here's a link to their site on the five lawsuits that have been filed under them against Monster Energy, most likely from morons who can't read the can and that you shouldn't consume more than 400mg of caffeine a day without suffering adverse effects. Monsters don't even have that much caffeine in them compared to some of the things I drink (usually about 160~, and I restrict myself to one a day for keeping myself energized and focus for work purposes) there's even coffee capable of being stronger than Monsters, since your average can contains about 80mg in a single can. And "death" being an adverse side effect of caffeine is when you drink about 5 or 6 gallons of coffee in succession before it genuinely OD's you. God I hate the ad, it's so ridiculous to listen to and think they're taking in morons who can't read the can.

https://www.forthepeople.com/class-action-lawyers/monster-energy-drinks-lawsuit/#
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Verizon still airs the Google Pixel promo on my local stations, think KDFW, KDFI, WFAA, KXAS, etc. I HATE it.
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Plays here every day because yes boys and girls, nothing spices up the christmas party like
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Sickeningly schmaltzy commercial from a local vulture, I mean undertaker.
And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".
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Most commercial in my local market!!! THEY ARE HORRIBLE THAN NATIONAL.
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God, we have so many bad commercials here.
 
Nickel Pickle?? How about double dumbass dickhead? Angry
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Mar 2017 at 9:53pm
There's a local One Hour Heating and Air Conditioning commercial here where a brother and sister (kids) fight over Heating/AC. "HEATING!" "NO, AIR CONDITIONINGGGG!!" "HEATING!!" Shut up stupid kids!
BTW nowhere to be found on YT or other sites, it is local to Yakima.

Mariano Morales Law Office also released a cheesy Indiana Jones commercial where they are searching for a lost cell phone - and thus a consultation for car wreck injuries.
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