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    Posted: 15 Apr 2016 at 2:11pm
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/A1vh/hewlett-packard-enterprise-scale-on-demand
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UGHHHHH HATE THIS COMMERCIAL COMING ON EVERY DAMN BREAK!!!!

"We're not good... We're total dipsh*ts!"

So tired of this pseudo-intellectual buzzword laden crap. This is obviously meant to appeal to the type of business people who think they know everything and are probably more arrogant about it than the people they're trying to emulate! You're selling a f**king online hosting service, not magic beans that take you up into another universe where technology "just works"!! Maybe if you didn't suck at your job, you wouldn't be considering Hewlett Packard of all f**king things just to host your rinky-dink, rush-job, outsourced, and totally broken and unusable app. Pretty sure most people watching this ad don't even know what it's about, let alone need what they're selling. Most companies would be better off investing their time and money into research for a real good list of who to fire. There's your data analytics! LOL




I'm also trying to look for that other Hewlett Crappard one that I just saw today.

It was some bullsh*t surrounding a certain 5-digit dollar amount repeated throughout of the commercial about how analytics and statistics somehow manage to generate it and that it's a "fact" about the future and not a projection!!!

ARRRHHHGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!!! Give me a f**king break! If that were possible, we'd never get the weather wrong, betting on sports would be pointless, and in fact free-will as we know it would be confirmed to have been an illusion all along!

The implications of this ad being true are much greater than just selling a silly service, and anyone who sees that sees through these asinine commercials. I'm so sick of these ads making all business people look like clueless and incompetent morons who will buy any shiny bauble of empty promises they're told about. Is it really so difficult to just say you're selling data you collected from customers? Is that not politically correct to say on TV??? AngryAngry
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Apr 2016 at 9:39pm
Welcome to the forum, I'm not sure if this is the same video.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Apr 2016 at 9:43pm
A green outlined rectangle. Yep. How original.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Apr 2016 at 9:53pm
Originally posted by lancelink lancelink wrote:

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/A1vh/hewlett-packard-enterprise-scale-on-demand
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I'm also trying to look for that other Hewlett Crappard one that I just saw today.

It was some bullsh*t surrounding a certain 5-digit dollar amount repeated throughout of the commercial about how analytics and statistics somehow manage to generate it and that it's a "fact" about the future and not a projection!!!
 
I tried to find this commercial, take a look at this list.
 
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

A green outlined rectangle. Yep. How original.
 
Could be worse....
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lancelink Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2016 at 8:48pm
Thanks for the help "aka ron", and thanks for the welcome! Thumbs Up

That youtube video is indeed the right one (the title of this thread).

I finally found the other one, but am making a new thread for it since it's another commercial.
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What does the guy say at the end, we're totally ???
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Apr 2016 at 2:42pm
Originally posted by dezine dezine wrote:

What does the guy say at the end, we're totally ???


"We're total heroes" I know lame, right?
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Never occurred to me that they were "heroes". Lame is right! 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote GulDukat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2016 at 11:55am
No, you are not "heroes."

Heroes are nurses, doctors, firefighters, etc.
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