Your donations pay for the CIH Forum hosting and software.
Please help the CIH Forums by disabling AdBlock Plus on this page.
Forum Home Forum Home :: Miscellaneous :: Off-Topic
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Here Is Why You Shouldn't Cold Call Old Crushes...
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Here Is Why You Shouldn't Cold Call Old Crushes...

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 345
Author
Message
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 9:36am

"One more lollipop" would make your hypothesis closer to the truth.


Back to Top
Sponsored Links



Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 45991
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 1:10pm
Meh.

I was expecting a slightly more acerbic response from you.

Oh well...


Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 1:42pm

When one's sporting 10.5 inches, there's no need to be acerbic.  One feels only kindness and pity towards the less fortunate.


Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 45991
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 1:49pm
You're talking about 10.5 inches of belly fat, right?

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 2:23pm

As I said, I have no reason to be acerbic.  So, yes.  Belly fat.  If that's what makes you feel better about your unfortunate situation then, yes, I was talking about belly fat.



Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 45991
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 2:41pm
Hmmmm... somebody's getting a tad defensive, isn't he?

Downright acerbic, even...

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:05pm

Don't worry.  Look what they have for the less fortunate types like you.  They come with "a thousand tiny fingers urging her to let go".  That should help.





Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 45991
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:18pm
Dang!!!

Looks like I really hit a "sore spot" there!!!!

"Me thinks thou doth protest too much..."






Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:20pm

Keep dreamin', stubby.  LOL


Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 45991
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:22pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Don't worry.  Look what they have for the less fortunate types like you.  They come with "a thousand tiny fingers urging her to let go".  That should help.



^ Izzat one-a yours????

I certainly hope you washed it since the last time you "used it"!!!!

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
Back to Top
Jimbo View Drop Down
Honor Roll
Honor Roll
Avatar

Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 45991
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:28pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Keep dreamin', stubby.  LOL


Hey, you wish you'd done as well as ol' Stubby....





Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:30pm

Yes.  If it makes you feel better, I have to use those, too.


Back to Top
Thor View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar

Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Location: Rockaway, NJ
Status: Offline
Points: 56599
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 3:31pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Keep dreamin', stubby.  LOL


Hey, you wish you'd done as well as ol' Stubby....






You can tell she's thinking of someone else.  Possibly me.


Back to Top
Papa Lazarou View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar
Formerly Codtaro

Joined: 18 Nov 2011
Location: New Mexico
Status: Offline
Points: 7720
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jan 2014 at 10:17pm
Well, one thing is for certain.

She's not thinking of me

Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!
Back to Top
Tiz View Drop Down
Revolutionary
Revolutionary
Avatar
I donated!

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Location: Virginia
Status: Offline
Points: 15708
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jan 2014 at 12:44am
Since this thread has turned into dick size comparisons.....
Back to Top
DKS View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive


Joined: 22 May 2012
Location: Crowley
Status: Offline
Points: 2075
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DKS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jan 2014 at 7:47am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Dang!!!

Looks like I really hit a "sore spot" there!!!!

Did you hit it with a thousand tiny fingers?
"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die"
Back to Top
insanity213 View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 16 Mar 2011
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 7822
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Jan 2014 at 3:09pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Since this thread has turned into dick size comparisons.....





LOL
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <1 345
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.04
Copyright ©2001-2015 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.063 seconds.



"CANDIE!"