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    Posted: 18 Jun 2018 at 8:42pm
Someone burned down my She Shed ..
Nobody burned down your She Shed , your She Shed was hit by Lightning .
What ?? You can see the sky ? Its clear blue over the trees ?
There was no storm and no lightning . But State Farm will cover her She Shed . She'll be able to build a She-she'er She Shed ..with her "husband" who is clearly a pussy , stands there holding his symbolic limp dick garden hose while his wife takes control of the situation . something that he is not capable of handling ..
It grinds my gears
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Oh my God! I hate the She Shed commercial too! Sheryl's voice is so damn annoying! At least they said,"Can we stop saying She Shed?
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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I hope the fire didn't spread from the She Shed to the Sh*t Shack.
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.
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She shed the asymptomatic HSV-2 (genital herpes) virus and now he shed what she shed so they said.
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Quote DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


Because spraying water on a burning meth lab might make things a lot more explodey?  LOL

Hoping that state arson investigators nail them and the State Farm agent for running a fire insurance scam...  Wink
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly.
Thanks for pointing this out.  I didn't investigate further.  Looks like a case of arson!  Angry
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


Because spraying water on a burning meth lab might make things a lot more explodey?  LOL

Hoping that state arson investigators nail them and the State Farm agent for running a fire insurance scam...  Wink
Yeah, this is not a good message from State Farm!
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband.  Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire?  Stupid and annoying.


On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly.
Thanks for pointing this out.  I didn't investigate further.  Looks like a case of arson!  Angry


You're welcome! Also on YouTube, they mentioned that Sheryl might be kind of stupid to not realize that if lighting really DID hit her she shed, a whole lot of things would be effected, not just the she shed. Like the surrounding neighbors properties would have seen property damage too. Someone even made a dark joke something like,"If Sheryl doesn't wise   up fast, her next she shed might mysteriously "be hit by lightning," this time with her in it! Oh my!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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And then she'll be on a Weight Watchers commercial "I shed my she shed.  And 250 pounds of useless fat:   My husband !   Clap
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

And then she'll be on a Weight Watchers commercial "I shed my she shed.  And 250 pounds of useless fat:   My husband !   Clap

All while doing the Tena Twist!
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the she shed is some chi chi sh*te fur shur
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I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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If I can get my head on straight! Confused

From the other She Shed commercial.  Remember, ladies. No bras allowed.  Evil Smile

Fiber One TV Commercial, 'She Shed: No Guilt'


Fiber One TV Spot, She Shed: No Guilt - Screenshot 3

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.

It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic.

I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber".

 
Maybe "Pussy Palace" or "C*nt Cave".
 
 
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Das cuz u iz nasty.
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With the possibility of it being a house if ill repute or combined meth lab, With no clouds I think it is most likely the work of Gods Wrath,

"She Shed" ....I"m picturing the person who thought of this term is a recent college graduate or Marketing rep who thinks that Blink 182 is the Best. Band. Everrr, and her sense of humor is about as limited.

Given the annoying stupidity of this term, Its likely that this commercial was created by Yuppies: nerds who think they're funny but just don't hit the mark.  More likely: The PC policing management and a Team of corporate lawyers were involved in the brainstorming for an extremely sanitized term that wouldn't imply any type of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia, xenophobia.... so as to be as neutral as possible. 
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Something else to consider...

The defeated look he has could be from

...knowing that his balls are inside the purse left inside the Burning She Shed, and no insurance can return such items.
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State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"
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Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?"
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?"


I believe that is her emasculated husband asking that question, and probably followed by, "Can I try to get my balls back?"

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Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by MEllis72 MEllis72 wrote:

State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"


There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?"


I believe that is her emasculated husband asking that question, and probably followed by, "Can I try to get my balls back?"


Either way, it appears to be a classic case of "he said she shed".
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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