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    Posted: 24 Dec 2017 at 10:13pm
Everything is so damned PC these days...Happy Holidays! Don't you dare say 'Merry Christmas' because some group may feel left out. Merry holidays.

We are not hosting the Christmas get together for the first time in 10 years and that's just fine with me.

The youngest grandchild is like the Tazmanian Devil on steroids.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Everything is so damned PC these days...Happy Holidays! Don't you dare say 'Merry Christmas' because some group may feel left out. Merry holidays.


Even worse are the people who get offended and upset when some business DOESN'T put up "Merry Christmas" signs, but instead, CHOOSES to put up "Happy Holidays" instead, because they know there are a lot of people who don't share those beliefs but who shop at their stores. So out of politeness and respect, they try to not give preference to any one religious belief.

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

We are not hosting the Christmas get together for the first time in 10 years and that's just fine with me.

The youngest grandchild is like the Tazmanian Devil on steroids.


I don't think I'd like someone else's kid(s) running wild around my house either.

I'd have to go through the entire place finding things to lock up or put away or up on high shelves.

Little kids make me extremely nervous.
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I prefer to say "Happy Holidays" just in case I'm speaking to a goddammed Jesus-killin' Jew.
 
Or sometimes I say "Merry Christmas or whatever the f*cking stupid-assed holiday it is your people celebrate".
 
Other times I say "Merry Kwanzaa".
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I prefer to say "Happy Holidays" just in case I'm speaking to a goddammed Jesus-killin' Jew.


What.... you can't sniff em out???
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On Christmas, they smell like Chinese food.  On Christmas, you can pretty much go to any Chinese restaurant and rest assured there'll be a few Goldbergs there.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I prefer to say "Happy Holidays" just in case I'm speaking to a goddammed Jesus-killin' Jew.

Or sometimes I say "Merry Christmas or whatever the f*cking stupid-assed holiday it is your people celebrate".

Other times I say "Merry Kwanzaa".


Someone needs to invent Chrinzaa or Kwansmas.

Or maybe Chranzukah.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I prefer to say "Happy Holidays" just in case I'm speaking to a goddammed Jesus-killin' Jew.

Or sometimes I say "Merry Christmas or whatever the f*cking stupid-assed holiday it is your people celebrate".

Other times I say "Merry Kwanzaa".


Someone needs to invent Chrinzaa or Kwansmas.

Or maybe Chranzukah.




Or maybe even ChrismaHanaKwanzica like that Virgin Mobile ad from a few years ago!
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I just got back from my "Church-Hopping" trip. In addition to my own church (First Baptist Church of Daytona Beach (You HAVE to include your church)). I visited four other churches (A new record!) Clap I also had Communion at three churches (ANOTHER new record!) Big smile At one church I found out what Frankincense and Myrrh (BOTH were more expensive than Gold!) Shocked Tomorrow I will go to a church in New Smyrna Beach which is having a Christmas Luncheon, when I return home I'll toss in a rib roast in the oven for dinner. 

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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Or maybe even ChrismaHanaKwanzica like that Virgin Mobile ad from a few years ago!


I'd add an 's' on the end, alter a couple of letters and make it "ChrismaHanuKwanzakas"

Or Chriswanzaanukah maybe?

Gotta be a way we can make everyone happy.

Oh wait, what about the atheists????

Here we go... "ChrismaHanuKwanzakathereisnogod".


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I'm a tad late for this thread, since I was visiting my family in the UK, and I kept off the internet for a fortnight. 
I always say Happy Christmas wherever I am. I don't care if others dislike it or not. I'm sick and tired of the wretched politically correct twits, and I hate treading around on proverbial eggshells with every thing I say.
It was nice seeing Mum and my nieces and nephews, as well as my cousins and my old schoolmates.
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Everyone knows Jesus was born January 7th, so what's really going on here?

 
Now, here's someone who actually supports what I have been preaching to the masses all along! Could these be my minions?
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