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    Posted: 10 Mar 2019 at 1:03pm

Maybe I just don't get this ad, but why does the guy jump off the bridge, which is usually certain death, just because his identity is revealed? 
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My favorite part of this one is how the couple behind him is somehow able to identify him when the camera flash lights up his face. You know, the face on the other side of the back of the head that's facing them. You know, the back of the head that would appear even darker when light is flashed at them. You know, Liberty Liberty Li-ber-tee.
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Maybe I just don't get this ad, but why does the guy jump off the bridge, which is usually certain death, just because his identity is revealed?


I think that what he jumped off of is supposed to be more of a waterside walkway of some sort than a bridge, and it's only about two or three feet above the water, so he probably just swam away.

The biggest danger to his health and safety was probably being in that nasty, polluted NYC water.

Why'd he do it when his ID was revealed? Maybe he snitched on some mobsters or a drug cartel and he knows they'll murder him if they find him.

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I though the ad was trying to be ironic. A guy in the witness protection program who fears being killed by the mob, jumps to his death when his identity is revealed. 
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You mean he's NOT REALLY in 'Witless Protection'??? He's just ACTING like it???...but...but...it's all so believable and this is TV! I'm losing faith in advertisers - I'm finding more and more actually fib to me...Cry 
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

I though the ad was trying to be ironic. A guy in the witness protection program who fears being killed by the mob, jumps to his death when his identity is revealed.


If they had done it the way you described, it might have actually been funny rather than just kinda lame like it is.

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