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Donathan
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Posted: 11 Nov 2011 at 9:10am |
Apparently, MTV is showing commercials for an upcoming tv show of theirs called Guy Code. The commercials are annoying.
1. Umbrella-The guy can CLEARLY see that it's raining, and puts his hand out to feel if it's raining. You can see it's raining, just take out your umbrella! No need to feel for it. A second guy comes out and goes under the guy's umbrella without the guy's permission, and his face is extremely close to the other guy's face they appear to be complete strangers, and guy one gives him a disgusted sneer, and tries to run away from him, and guy 2 runs too, trying to use the umbrella. Uh, get your own umbrella, ass hole!
2. Bathroom. There are 3 urinals. Guy 1 comes and pees in a urinal on the right. Guy 2 comes and pees in the urinal right next to guy 1 Guy 1 spots an empty urinal on the left, and wonders why guy 1 didn't use the one on the left. I felt that guy 2 should have used the first one too. I remember thinking, "Guy 2, you are too close to guy 1!
3. Drink. There are 3 men at a bar. Guy 1 orders a whiskey drink. Guy 2 orders a gin drink. Guy 3 orders a passion fruit margarita. guy 1 and guy 2 look at him strangely. Guy 3 feebly tries to defend his drink choice by saying it has Vodka in it. They continue to stare strangely. i remember thinking, "The dude should be able to order passion fruit margarita without being judged!"
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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musicman
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In blue my reality check on the ads premise.
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Thor
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I got sleepy after drinking a frozen Green Lizard (I think that's a girly drink) at a 4th of July party in 2007 and had to go home and take a nap. Prior to that, I had had a sip of champagne on New Years Eve 1999.
I've never been a drinker. That's why, when I've gone out to bars with people, I order ginger ale. Many people, even people I've known for years, have assumed I must be an ex-alcoholic who's now "clean and sober" and avoiding the temptation of the demon alcohol. Thing is, no one had ever given me crap about it, or ever asked why. So, everyone just went on assuming this. When I finally found out, I thought it was pretty funny.
Anyway, as musicman said, no one's ever given me crap about what I drink.
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Thor
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Someone once sent me a little video game on selecting the correct urinal in mens' rooms.
Aha! Here 'tis:
In the bathroom of a Ramones show in NYC in 1978, I selected the "correct" urinal, only to find myself suddenly flanked by David Johansen (of the NY Dolls) and Rick Derringer (of the McCoys) on either side of me. But this was acceptable, as the bathroom was crowded. Plus, I'll always get to have once taken a leak twixt Johansen and Derringer.
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Hootman
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Did you peek, Thor?
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Thor
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No. I probably should have. Derringer had red spandex pants on, and I assume he pulled the front down in order to accomplish his task. This would've given me a good view. But alas, I did not.
Hmmm...now I'm wondering if they looked at me.
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Thor
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I looked this show up, and it appears to be a talk show. I guess this is no Man Show. I guess we won't be seeing "Girls on Trampolines".
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