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I wanted to find out what kind of girls date jerkoff sorts of guys. So I Googled "chicks with dicks". I came up with something totally not what I was looking for.

I was disgusted! And yet I keep doing this! Day after day, week after week, year after year! When will I learn?

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I wanted to find out what kind of girls date jerkoff sorts of guys. So I Googled "chicks with dicks". I came up with something totally not what I was looking for.

I was disgusted! And yet I keep doing this! Day after day, week after week, year after year! When will I learn?


Same thing that happens every time you Google big cocks, eh? 



Over and over and over.... LOL  



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Nov 2021 at 7:01pm

Only when I Google "big black cocks".

(As if you didn't expect me to reply thusly)

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Nov 2021 at 7:02pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Only when I Google "big black cocks".


Yeah, I had that in there to begin with, but edited it out.

Not sure why, just thought it might be a bit too far.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Nov 2021 at 7:03pm
Ha! Look what I edited in.

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I guess you have the same sick sense of humor that I do. 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Nov 2021 at 9:24pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Only when I Google "big black cocks".

(As if you didn't expect me to reply thusly)



You kind of cheated. That Rooster isn't Black. He's REALLY dark blue.... And kind of dark purple....
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Only when I Google "big black cocks".

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You kind of cheated.  That Rooster isn't Black. He's REALLY dark blue.... And kind of dark purple....  

Actually the name of that breed is a Black Jersey Giant.

And what with Thor living in Jersey, it would be a convenient hook up.... LOL

But I think the bluish tint on the one in the picture is the light reflecting off the sheen on its feathers. 



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Then again, black cocks are sometimes called purple crayons.

Or maybe "crayons of color".



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Sometimes you just run across stuff that's plain freaky:

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(Yes, that's a hairless cat... )
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I wanted to find out what kind of girls date jerkoff sorts of guys. So I Googled "chicks with dicks". I came up with something totally not what I was looking for.

I was disgusted! And yet I keep doing this! Day after day, week after week, year after year! When will I learn?



I'll bet you got pictures of pretty Women who had penises instead of vulvas...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Nov 2021 at 11:38am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I wanted to find out what kind of girls date jerkoff sorts of guys. So I Googled "chicks with dicks". I came up with something totally not what I was looking for.

I was disgusted! And yet I keep doing this! Day after day, week after week, year after year! When will I learn?



I'll bet you got pictures of pretty Women who had penises instead of vulvas...


Yes. And so I Googled "chicks with vulvas", and got this:








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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I wanted to find out what kind of girls date jerkoff sorts of guys. So I Googled "chicks with dicks". I came up with something totally not what I was looking for.

I was disgusted! And yet I keep doing this! Day after day, week after week, year after year! When will I learn?



I'll bet you got pictures of pretty Women who had penises instead of vulvas...


Yes. And so I Googled "chicks with vulvas", and got this:






You must have put "Volvo," instead of "Vulva."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Nov 2021 at 8:34am

Yeah, I must've.

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'Tis sad nothing rhymes well with "vulva".

T'would be nice to write a poem or a song.

Thou cou'dst search clear to....



And every word thou wou'dst find would be wrong. 


I did find some rather nice paper vulva art, though....




It's Vulvart!!!! Thumbs Up



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And someone musta done something somewhere with "Vulveeta Cheese".

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Ain't nothin' sweeta' than some warm, soft Vulveeta. Thumbs Up  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Nov 2021 at 12:36pm
So, I wanted to look up the plot of the Beethoven movies, as in the Comedy Movie Series about the Beethoven, the Dog. I searched "What are the Beethoven Movies about?" I got links to movies about Beethoven, the Classical Musical Composer. Not what I wanted, Google, but I also thought,"You need to be more specific," I typed,"What are the Beethoven, the Dog Movies about?" And I got links to the Beethoven, the Dog Movies.
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More for you to gooogle, Thor... 
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Dickcissel makes me think of Nascar guy, Dick Trickle. Who knows what you might come up with if you Googled that.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


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Dickcissel makes me think of Nascar guy, Dick Trickle. Who knows what you might come up with if you Googled that.




Probably Dick Trickle himself.
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You forgot the Blue-footed Booby!   
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I am drinking a bottle of Blue Purified water. I went on Google and put,"Blue Purified water," and I got a bunch of links to Deja Blue Purified water. I did everything right and still got the wrong search item..   
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