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Thor
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I wanted to find out what kind of girls date jerkoff sorts of guys. So I Googled "chicks with dicks". I came up with something totally not what I was looking for. I was disgusted! And yet I keep doing this! Day after day, week after week, year after year! When will I learn? |
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Jimbo
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Same thing that happens every time you Google big cocks, eh? Over and over and over.... |
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Thor
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Only when I Google "big black cocks". (As if you didn't expect me to reply thusly) |
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Jimbo
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Yeah, I had that in there to begin with, but edited it out. Not sure why, just thought it might be a bit too far.
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Thor
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Ha! Look what I edited in.
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Jimbo
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I guess you have the same sick sense of humor that I do. Congratulations!!!! |
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Donathan
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You kind of cheated. That Rooster isn't Black. He's REALLY dark blue.... And kind of dark purple.... |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Jimbo
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Actually the name of that breed is a Black Jersey Giant. And what with Thor living in Jersey, it would be a convenient hook up.... But I think the bluish tint on the one in the picture is the light reflecting off the sheen on its feathers. |
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Thor
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Then again, black cocks are sometimes called purple crayons. Or maybe "crayons of color". |
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MrTim
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Sometimes you just run across stuff that's plain freaky:
(Yes, that's a hairless cat... ) If the images don't show, they can be found here: https://twitter.com/ruby_stevens/status/1458513353387749379?s=21 |
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Donathan
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I'll bet you got pictures of pretty Women who had penises instead of vulvas... |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Thor
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Yes. And so I Googled "chicks with vulvas", and got this: |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Donathan
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You must have put "Volvo," instead of "Vulva." |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Thor
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Yeah, I must've. |
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Jimbo
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'Tis sad nothing rhymes well with "vulva".
T'would be nice to write a poem or a song. Thou cou'dst search clear to.... And every word thou wou'dst find would be wrong. I did find some rather nice paper vulva art, though.... It's Vulvart!!!! |
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Thor
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And someone musta done something somewhere with "Vulveeta Cheese". |
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Jimbo
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Ain't nothin' sweeta' than some warm, soft Vulveeta.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Donathan
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So, I wanted to look up the plot of the Beethoven movies, as in the Comedy Movie Series about the Beethoven, the Dog. I searched "What are the Beethoven Movies about?" I got links to movies about Beethoven, the Classical Musical Composer. Not what I wanted, Google, but I also thought,"You need to be more specific," I typed,"What are the Beethoven, the Dog Movies about?" And I got links to the Beethoven, the Dog Movies.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MrTim
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More for you to gooogle, Thor... |
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Thor
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^ Dickcissel makes me think of Nascar guy, Dick Trickle. Who knows what you might come up with if you Googled that. |
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radioandnascarfan
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Probably Dick Trickle himself.
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MustangMarj
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You forgot the Blue-footed Booby!
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Donathan
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I am drinking a bottle of Blue Purified water. I went on Google and put,"Blue Purified water," and I got a bunch of links to Deja Blue Purified water. I did everything right and still got the wrong search item..
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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