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    Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 7:04pm
The first time I saw this commercial I was like "Did that little boy walk into the pharmacy scratching himself ??  Nah !!!"    But it was confirmed in later viewings.   LOL  The woman's voice is so cloying and pathetic !  And now she can't afford medicine for her son's jock itch.  ConfusedLOL

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Geez, just when you think they haven't done it all on TV Adland, here comes another boneheaded idea.  Yeah, let's get a little boy to walk around scratching his you-know-whatie.

Pharmacy Hag was gonna fleece Mom for 67 bucks at first, then she offers her the Good Rx discount.  Angry 
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GoodRX reference cards are free at most pharmacies and from I've seen, appear to be really good.

Now that kid has a problem and I wonder if they TOLD the kid to do that. Why does she even have that kid? She isn't paying attention to him - I always knew what my kids were doing and there were never public pubic parades. 
Having said that, the commercial reminded me of a recent morning trip to Food Lion. While checking out, the woman behind me was dealing with her blond twin spermmistakes, both in their footyjammies, one in the shopping cart, the other standing and STARING at me with his right hand buried & busy in the front of his pants. I advised Mom to buy him a toy.

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Well. crotch-rot? Check the age of the kid and, for any MEN who remember when they were BOYS, there was this crossover period (age-wise only), there was this painful, itchy-scratchy period called 'puberty'.
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Juvenile Jock Itch.... Please give today!

Maybe "junior" shouldn't be playing with the dog so much.

Today GoodRx.... tomorrow Shriner's

"Don't scratch! It'll get infected!"

Guess he wants to be a baseball player when he grows up

If he scratches in public now, I hate to think what he'll be doing in public ic a few years

I've heard of the "Seven year itch", but this is ridiculous



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*I* feel for that poor brat because *I* was there when *I* was young, and he looks a lot as I did at that age ('cept I had shorter hair). 
I still recall...
- The FIRST time, when the doctor told my mother it was time to save up and get me a real toy instead of always telling me, "...we're SOOO poor that all we could afford to give you were pants with holes in the pockets so you will have pants that fit and access to something you can play with..."
- A later time when I got real confused and asked what I was supposed to do because my new pockets didn't have holes in them. Was I supposed to cut my own to size?
- Later on when the Missus got upset and asked how she could possibly be my number one woman when I was my own right-hand man?

...but, needless to say, I quit playing around and learned that 'sharing was caring' and heck, it felt a lot better, too!Big smile

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Great thoughts, everyone !   Clap   I think the little actor kid had an itch and like most kids, they just adapt the "scratch like no one's lookin' "   philosophy.    Maybe "Good RX" didn't have enough money in the till for a re-do on the commercial !   Tongue
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CryI'm kinda all irritated an'scratchin'! Can ANYONE hold my hand and walk up to the pharmacist with me, pleaauuuuzzzz???!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryI'm kinda all irritated an'scratchin'! Can ANYONE hold my hand and walk up to the pharmacist with me, pleaauuuuzzzz???!


Well thanks to Good Ole Good RX,  I think we can afford your Itchy And Scratchy Cream Salve With Exotic Animal Butters  !  Thumbs Up
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I couldn't see it on this thread. ISpot won't like you "share' the video.

I'm assuming this clip? Mom, it's time to have the talk - speak to your son about picking up dirty hookers. Especially tell him "Mommy can't afford your crotch creme medication every month for your crabs."

--By the way, the comments above crack me the f- up! LOL


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Waaaaaaaaaay back when I was a wee child named 'Studley DoRight' and leased out from street farmers' markets to the wealthy parents of beautiful little girls for private 'picture taking' & 'how to make friends with boys' lessons, I would occasionally come back all itchy-scratchy. My Mom would drag me all itchy-scratchy up to the pharmacist's counter for a brand-spankin'-new comb and shampoo. I used to get SO excited because it worked just as well as Dad's Ronson lighter fluid, yet wasn't anywhere near as painful on  ol'tender 'TeddyForeskin'...I always got this'cause I could always remember the red stop sign and I couldn't readThumbs Up 
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and I think I even got to be a poster child for 'Crablessness & Cleanliness'
EVERY household should this for their itchy-scratchy ones and store it with the pesticides.
No itchies.
No scratchies.
No crabbies.
Maybe scabies...
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The pharmacist missed a chance to upsell by sending the kid to the stain remover & underwear sections of the pharmacy...  LOL

Quote EVERY household should this for their itchy-scratchy ones and store it with the pesticides.


Pesticides for... pesticles...?   LOL
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

The pharmacist missed a chance to upsell by sending the kid to the stain remover & underwear sections of the pharmacy...  LOL

Quote EVERY household should this for their itchy-scratchy ones and store it with the pesticides.


Pesticides for... pesticles...?   LOL

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The mom seems a little old to have such young children. Maybe she’s just overworked and tired. 🤷‍♀️
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Neeehhhh....she's mid-to-late breeding age, housewife/housemaid/diner waitress-stock.
She NEEDS to steam clean the kids' beds, especially little mister crabs-on-dice, who is a 'public puberty participant'.

You can even ask aka - he'd probably hit it....LOLWink 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Neeehhhh....she's mid-to-late breeding age, housewife/housemaid/diner waitress-stock.
She NEEDS to steam clean the kids' beds, especially little mister crabs-on-dice, who is a 'public puberty participant'.

You can even ask aka - he'd probably hit it....LOLWink 
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