"First Babies" of 2011 |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 06 Jan 2011 at 1:08am |
Friggin' simply great! Yes kiddies - it's that time again when 'The Teeming Mindless Need to Know' about the most unusual 'first babies' for 2011. We, as 'the keepers of knowledge', are obligated to inform and educate, so, if you ran into, or over any, let's hear the names and see the 'before and/or after' pictures...
Tell ya what - I'll go FIRST - now, after you check these out, let's hear all of yours...
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Wouldn'tcha know I'd not get one.
Nope, not one.
I'd get TWO, dammit now!
I'm pretty stinkin' sure the world is now coming to an end, so I'm thinkin' we're gonna need to trek due north to a nice mountaintop, say, 7000 feet, or higher - and all because of these stinkin' 'End of the World' babies that are being pumped out...
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Here's the first - lives a tad south of Thor (it figures) - its name? satanic leaf-tailed gecko (and I'm thinkin' it already has a 'fixed future' with an unnamed insurance group):
...and, well...here's the second.
Lives kinda close by, poor thing...not that we'd BBQ it or anything, but because of the name the critter's parents gave it.
"PRETTY MOO" (and, well, yea - you guessed right. Poor thang's a gurl what will grow up weighing 400 pounds an' have a friggin' complex because of the name her Idiants gave her!)
(...ya know, I gotta admit, she's really kinda cute, in a 'lunchable' kind of way...)
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I heard a set of twins (humans) was born right around midnight---one in 2010, the other in 2011.
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