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Originally posted by blast-off-girl blast-off-girl wrote:

This thread reminds me of those commercials featuring computer keyboards.  No modern keyboard makes loud clicking sounds anymore; most of them are the silent key.  Every time I see that stupid Disney vacation commercial where the mom types, I get annoyed.
 
It's the same kind of overacting you see in those Extra gum commercials where you got that Barrack Obama looking jackass dancing around chomping on his gum like a cow chewing on a cud.
 
It's like the director of the commercial thinks we the viewers are so god damn stupid we can't tell that the guy's chewing gum or someone is using a keyboard unless they ham it up. 
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Originally posted by Heygusgus Heygusgus wrote:

What about the ugly little girl crunching that god forsaking vlasic pickle?
 
Oh  yes.  The new one with the woman about to take a sip of water and then that little girl CRUNCHES her pickle and scares the woman.   I was a bit startled by the noise myself.  That was the loudest of all of these ads I've ever heard.  And where are they supposed to be?  In a restaurant?  So they're saying Vlasic is the restaurant "pickle of choice"?  Doubt it!  I usually get one of those harsh, dyed, Mount Olive crappy pickles. 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

There are tiny little computer chips embedded in the chocolate along with the crunchy things that create that sound via a pre-recorded mp3 file.
 
 
 
 
So, you have a chocolate bar making a crunching sound while being ingested, and then another "chocolate bar" making the same crunching sound being "released".
 
Honey, what's that crunchy sound in there?
That's my Nestles Crunch bar.
You're eating a Nestles Crunch bar in the bathroom???!!
No.
 
 


I'm giggling like an idiot now. *CRUNCH* *KERPLUNK*

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Originally posted by Heygusgus Heygusgus wrote:

What about the ugly little girl crunching that god forsaking vlasic pickle?


I just wanna punch the stork that's sitting next to her.  His voice is so grating.
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Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

Originally posted by Heygusgus Heygusgus wrote:

What about the ugly little girl crunching that god forsaking vlasic pickle?
 
Oh  yes.  The new one with the woman about to take a sip of water and then that little girl CRUNCHES her pickle and scares the woman.   I was a bit startled by the noise myself.  That was the loudest of all of these ads I've ever heard.  And where are they supposed to be?  In a restaurant?  So they're saying Vlasic is the restaurant "pickle of choice"?  Doubt it!  I usually get one of those harsh, dyed, Mount Olive crappy pickles. 
 
I thought she was crunching the glass, I was horrified.
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Weird question here, but has this "conditioning" (because we've been consciously and unconsciously exposed to this in commercials for YEARS) made anyone paranoid about their own crunching?

I munch on doritos in my office all the time, and my boss sits across the office from me, and I'm always thinking "am I irritating the hell out of him right now?" (Okay, it doesn't make me try to crunch quieter, but it is on my mind...)
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Originally posted by B.the1st B.the1st wrote:

Weird question here, but has this "conditioning" (because we've been consciously and unconsciously exposed to this in commercials for YEARS) made anyone paranoid about their own crunching?


 
Yes!!  I'm always afraid I'll bother somebody if I eat any type of chips - definitely the kettle cooked potato chips - I think those ARE loud!

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I munch on doritos in my office all the time, and my boss sits across the office from me, and I'm always thinking "am I irritating the hell out of him right now?"
 
Not sure about the crunching but I assure you that your breath is going to be dreadfully offensive after eating those things unless you brush and use Scope or something afterwards. Wink I can smell Dorito Breath about 100 miles away.   I forbid Dorito consumption in my home.     DeadDeadDead
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I remember Sang saying Doritos taste like a taco's ass....LOL

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Originally posted by Heygusgus Heygusgus wrote:

What about the ugly little girl crunching that god forsaking vlasic pickle?


Vlasic ad CRUNCHES have been TOO LOUD for DECADES now.
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Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

Originally posted by B.the1st B.the1st wrote:



I munch on doritos in my office all the time, and my boss sits across the office from me, and I'm always thinking "am I irritating the hell out of him right now?"
 
Not sure about the crunching but I assure you that your breath is going to be dreadfully offensive after eating those things unless you brush and use Scope or something afterwards. Wink I can smell Dorito Breath about 100 miles away.   I forbid Dorito consumption in my home.     DeadDeadDead


Oh, no worries there at all. I'm a stickler for breath (particularly after dating a man with rotting-dragon-breath for six months last year.)  No, I'll never eat the doritos if I don't have a full supply of my main addiction--wintergreen lifesavers--nearby and my big jug of water that I drink down all day.  And I eat fruit at my desk too.  Mainly fruit.  We had a big event a couple weeks back and had a huge bag of leftover doritos, so I was eating them a lot until a few days ago, when I finally finished the bag.
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Originally posted by 8 Track Single 8 Track Single wrote:

Whether it's the crunch emulating from the bite of a Cheeto or from a Taco Bell ad just before the sound of the bell, this sound effect is entirely overplayed in all advertising. 
 
Ha LOL Nathan, you missed one. Embarrassed  Just kidding of course.  I don't care.
 
 
 
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